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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


...ughh arrgh ouch that hurts
you sly cheating no good scum
......many more shall come

(no pun intended, too)
Haiku # 13143, August 25, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by bushi@acandidateforthetraditionaldeathpoems

....your style is passe
take a load of this pistol
.bam kablam bam damn
Haiku # 13142, August 25, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ronin@Sevenstarsyoumeanyousorrymiserablelisp

...sword in my right hand
with a wide crouchin L-stance
.......i prepare to strike
Haiku # 13141, August 25, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by bushi@wushuxevenstarsmantisvariationva

...and so it must be
hidare zenkustsu-dach
.....kumite kamae
Haiku # 13140, August 25, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@forsurvivalfreedomanddemocracy

....then have it your way
prepare to die a fool's death
......as i draw my sword
Haiku # 13139, August 25, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by bushi@you'reunderarrestfoolorwhatever

......never you damn queer
the court could suck its own ash
.........i am not coming

........(no pun intended)
Haiku # 13138, August 25, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ronin@theronin

......the imperial court
must insist on your presence
...it demands you submit
Haiku # 13137, August 25, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by bushi@forjusticeandredwhiteandblue

............bushi it is you
how the ash have you found me
............it was yidoshi
Haiku # 13136, August 25, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by ronin@ayiee

............bushi it is you
how the ash have you found me
............it was yidoshi
Haiku # 13135, August 25, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by ronin@ayiee

.....ronin you bastard
.they are waiting for you
what have you done here
Haiku # 13134, August 25, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by bushi:atlastwehavetrackedyoudownyoufelon

....i am a woodsman
.trained to pick up trails
and hunt down my preys
Haiku # 13133, August 25, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin@theboondocksman

....winter spring summer
or fall, all you have to do
......is call, and i'll be...

(an excerpt from j croce's
.....or what is it bob d's)
Haiku # 13132, August 25, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ronin@helloooanybodyhome>)
Haiku # 13131, August 25, 2001 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13130, August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13129, August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13128, August 25, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13127, August 25, 2001 8:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

mon cheval de frise
has veritably halted
..all haiku assaults
Haiku # 13126, August 25, 2001 7:31 am ET
by ronin@spinucci'sjoy

mon cheval de frise
has veritably halted
..all haiku assaults
Haiku # 13125, August 25, 2001 7:31 am ET
by ronin@spinucci'sjoy
manhood in his prime
to see him naked lusting
yes I'll bare witness
Haiku # 13124, August 25, 2001 4:04 am ET
by mellie

.......to see me naked
and witness manhood's glory
....that is what you lust

.(am just a 3rd of ash's age)
Haiku # 13123, August 24, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ronin@feelinsexy

..........gimme a leavin'
where i won't work my butt off
........bring the women in
Haiku # 13122, August 24, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ronin@whatarethecomplaintsdulylodgedintheprosecutor'soffice,ifany?
don't think he killed her
but Mr. Family Values'
soapbox is busted
Haiku # 13121, August 24, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by scott@innocentofwhat?

.......gary's innocent
...until so proven guilty
.....let us not prejudge

let us not condemn the guy
.although he appears to lie
Haiku # 13120, August 24, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by ronin@thehandsomedevil'sadvocate
bunch of hypocrites -
Gary and Newt Gingrich in
sexual congress
Haiku # 13119, August 24, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by scott (they shoot presidents, don't they?)
the emperor has
no clothes but i'm guessing that
the dude's a nudist
Haiku # 13118, August 24, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by scott
It's been a long time
across much time, life and space
oh, to see your face
Haiku # 13117, August 24, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13116, August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
only eleven?!!
I didn't sleep much last night.
Long lunch, then leave early.
Haiku # 13115, August 24, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Along wooded path
there blooms a petaled daisy
which signals my home
Haiku # 13114, August 24, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gary, this is a
Terrible situation!
Why dodge the questions?
Haiku # 13113, August 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
I just read that too
wonder why she hung around
the whole thing is odd
Haiku # 13112, August 24, 2001 9:40 am ET
by mellie
He made very clear
He has been married to her
For thirty-four years
Haiku # 13111, August 24, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash. DC
spintronics gee whizz
manipulating the spin
bloody good angle

flippin' wonderful
a trillionth of a second
O little currents
Haiku # 13110, August 24, 2001 8:39 am ET
by mellie
so many believe
"the world owes me a living"
they're right about me
Haiku # 13109, August 23, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by ash
paranoia - well
i believe i beat that with
my pair 'a aces
Haiku # 13108, August 23, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by scott

....some folks don't relate
.inspite of one's open cards
........paranoia REIGNS

(they just wait for you to fall)
Haiku # 13107, August 23, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ronin@8)(8
all the world's a play
on words, I say - there they go,
the playful buggers
Haiku # 13106, August 23, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by scott
all the world's a play,
wrote bill - his plays ended with
everyone dying
Haiku # 13105, August 23, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by scott
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13104, August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
dead you ask why she
carried no i.d. Forty!
There are forty, Miss.
Haiku # 13103, August 23, 2001 11:59 am ET
by McVeigh
death reeks when Condit
speaks, chillingly will cover
the whore conduit.
Haiku # 13102, August 23, 2001 11:57 am ET
by McVeigh

.....what i meant was glo-
bal climate chanGe and not glo-
.......bal climate chanBe

........(believe it or not)

...................8)
Haiku # 13101, August 23, 2001 5:25 am ET
by ronin@sotheregoesveritasmarroonandall

.....under the tutelage
of al g's mentors i trained:
.........econometrics
Haiku # 13100, August 23, 2001 5:22 am ET
by ronin@withinthecontextofglobalclimatechanbeandefficiencyinthepowerindustry

...right you are Betty
i am a Harvard U. grad
..and post grad at that
Haiku # 13099, August 23, 2001 5:19 am ET
by ronin@abitembarrassed
ya got 'em surely
as god made little green fruit
jesus it's apples
Haiku # 13098, August 23, 2001 1:43 am ET
by mellie
well I ain't got none
of them degrees ya all go
but I am dying

for education
could you be my Master Ash?
whip me into shape
Haiku # 13097, August 23, 2001 1:40 am ET
by mellie, sub_standard

.....already i'm stiff
it's like i can't contain it
....i need to jack off
Haiku # 13096, August 23, 2001 12:57 am ET
by ronin@PLEASEcanihaveyounow
Dancing Pink Elephants
Created by Disney animators
Smoking something illegal
Haiku # 13095, August 23, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Singapore
Your color so blue
will have me falling, falling,
falling into you
Haiku # 13094, August 22, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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