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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I dream of the hump
my labial oasis
A frontal mirage?
Haiku # 13240, August 28, 2001 2:40 am ET
by cameltoe flood
Soft humpy saddle
veil-ed lady oasis
Earnhardt hits the wall
Haiku # 13239, August 28, 2001 2:39 am ET
by cameltoe flood
My wrinkled grommet
Strains against nylon panties.
Ship of the desert
Haiku # 13238, August 28, 2001 2:39 am ET
by cameltoe flood
Dromedary tart.
Red velvet hot pants pulled snug.
Hustling with a hoof.
Haiku # 13237, August 28, 2001 2:38 am ET
by cameltoe flood
Zip the fly tightly
Feel the crease define your lips
Denim tells no lies.
Haiku # 13236, August 28, 2001 2:37 am ET
by cameltoe flood
The vertical smile
Behind painted on britches
Bicambrian grin
Haiku # 13235, August 28, 2001 2:36 am ET
by cameltoe flood
yes, scott is correct
gays do not fuck their mommies
can you say the same
Haiku # 13234, August 27, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by bruce
Well, I'm a dumbass.
I did the whole flood without
noticing an error

and that error is
that my location during
the flood was misspelled.

Instead of saying
WORSHIP, it incorrectly
said WORSIP. You suck.
Haiku # 13232, August 27, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
Hey Master, what do
you like about the number
thirteen? Is it that

you like that number,
because it is the number
of times you've fucked ash?

And when I said that,
I meant in the ass, because
Both of you like it.
Haiku # 13170, August 27, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW!
FUCK THE WORLD, BECAUSE
ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ARE SO
VERY VERY GAY!
Haiku # 13169, August 27, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW!
I am the champene
of the tripadecial
numeral, Thirteen!
Haiku # 13168, August 27, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Your color so rare
is gently pulling my stare
to you sitting there
Haiku # 13167, August 27, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
there's time on my hands
but the network is busy
try and try again
Haiku # 13166, August 27, 2001 9:28 am ET
by ash
low pressure system
cold nor'westerly rain squalls
beaches' booming swell
Haiku # 13165, August 26, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by ash
barry white singing
oh baby we better try
wife is going nuts
Haiku # 13164, August 26, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by ap

.......it is time to work
the real world beckons me
..........to a real job
Haiku # 13163, August 26, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ronin@sighsighsigh
chaucer wasn't french -
but i'll answer you in it:
c'est un reverie
Haiku # 13162, August 26, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by scott of (think Proust, not Chaucer)

.........now let us go back
...to your sweet brazilian ass
.......go forth and fuck her

(what are you, some kinda nut,
..........go do her man)
Haiku # 13161, August 26, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ronin@stillonfire
intolerant piss
let me sleep a little more
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 13160, August 26, 2001 9:55 am ET
by ap
sofa sleeping time
we can go fishing later
jesus loves this game
Haiku # 13159, August 26, 2001 9:54 am ET
by ap
alone in redux
deep cycle battery charge
are 2 amps enough
Haiku # 13158, August 26, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ap

dan chaucer is "sire"
.an old title given to
.......a nobility
Haiku # 13157, August 26, 2001 9:47 am ET
by ronin@alittlelessononfrenchhistory
my recollection
of my short term memory
confabulation
Haiku # 13156, August 26, 2001 9:07 am ET
by ash
i try to submit
but the server is busy
and then i forget
Haiku # 13155, August 26, 2001 9:05 am ET
by ash
who is dan chaucer?
ya gotta hire a better
research assistant
Haiku # 13154, August 26, 2001 4:19 am ET
by Scott of (geoffrey's younger brother?)
this is what i get
for exposing her fine ass
but, oh, those tanlines...
Haiku # 13153, August 26, 2001 3:19 am ET
by scott of (the master couldn't handle her anyway, so it's moot)
he feels what he does
he wants what he feels you see
he is on fire
Haiku # 13152, August 26, 2001 2:58 am ET
by mellie
now my reverie
is crowded with randy clowns...
this ain't no gang-bang
Haiku # 13151, August 26, 2001 2:51 am ET
by scott of (you can look, but put it back in your pants before i get the bouncer over here)
hang on a minute
the Master says when to bend
he feels what he wants
Haiku # 13150, August 26, 2001 2:20 am ET
by mellie

.....make her bend over
and ash you slide inside her
......tell me how it feels

................80
Haiku # 13149, August 25, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by ronin@woowoowoo

.....dan chaucer i see
of the old french tradition
.your pleasure, monsieur
Haiku # 13148, August 25, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by ronin@doinalittleresearchwork
nude, she'd make coffee
i'd lie in bed, admiring
her tanned brazilian ass
Haiku # 13147, August 25, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by scott (the best part of waking up, by far)
expectation high
another gem called ruby
a birthing too sweet
Haiku # 13146, August 25, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by mellie-ma
today i will wed
my life partner i have found
i will love her forever
Haiku # 13145, August 25, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Dan of Atherton

........ha-HA, i got you
you were good till you lasted
....just quite like this site
Haiku # 13144, August 25, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ronin@rulessupremeagain

...ughh arrgh ouch that hurts
you sly cheating no good scum
......many more shall come

(no pun intended, too)
Haiku # 13143, August 25, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by bushi@acandidateforthetraditionaldeathpoems

....your style is passe
take a load of this pistol
.bam kablam bam damn
Haiku # 13142, August 25, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ronin@Sevenstarsyoumeanyousorrymiserablelisp

...sword in my right hand
with a wide crouchin L-stance
.......i prepare to strike
Haiku # 13141, August 25, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by bushi@wushuxevenstarsmantisvariationva

...and so it must be
hidare zenkustsu-dach
.....kumite kamae
Haiku # 13140, August 25, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@forsurvivalfreedomanddemocracy

....then have it your way
prepare to die a fool's death
......as i draw my sword
Haiku # 13139, August 25, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by bushi@you'reunderarrestfoolorwhatever

......never you damn queer
the court could suck its own ash
.........i am not coming

........(no pun intended)
Haiku # 13138, August 25, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by ronin@theronin

......the imperial court
must insist on your presence
...it demands you submit
Haiku # 13137, August 25, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by bushi@forjusticeandredwhiteandblue

............bushi it is you
how the ash have you found me
............it was yidoshi
Haiku # 13136, August 25, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by ronin@ayiee

............bushi it is you
how the ash have you found me
............it was yidoshi
Haiku # 13135, August 25, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by ronin@ayiee

.....ronin you bastard
.they are waiting for you
what have you done here
Haiku # 13134, August 25, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by bushi:atlastwehavetrackedyoudownyoufelon

....i am a woodsman
.trained to pick up trails
and hunt down my preys
Haiku # 13133, August 25, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin@theboondocksman

....winter spring summer
or fall, all you have to do
......is call, and i'll be...

(an excerpt from j croce's
.....or what is it bob d's)
Haiku # 13132, August 25, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ronin@helloooanybodyhome>)
Haiku # 13131, August 25, 2001 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13130, August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13129, August 25, 2001 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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