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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


.......liberty is the
free exchange of ideas
....sans impositions

...(digest that scott)
Haiku # 13292, August 30, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ronin@wishingtobejanis'friend8)

...moxie is confused
.....authoritarianism
.....is not of the free

.(i say what i want and
you say what you want)
Haiku # 13291, August 30, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ronin@thepoliticalscientist'sapprentice

each to his own thoughts
..authentic and genuine
though at times clashing

(that, baby, is liberalism)
Haiku # 13290, August 30, 2001 6:34 am ET
by ronin@theleanmeankissingmachine
Moxie talks too much
about being a poet,
and then thumps Bibles.

Haiku # 13289, August 30, 2001 2:48 am ET
by k_against_moxie
Tiresome it is,
reading Moxie's non-haiku.
He should learn to count.
Haiku # 13288, August 30, 2001 2:45 am ET
by k_against_moxie
A dangerous place
this is, your badhaiku site.
Low brow and thug like.
Haiku # 13287, August 30, 2001 2:39 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Sparks Steak House - awaiting a sneak attack
I tried to be nice
I like helping others out
Look where it gets me

Hunter was so right
so let god sort 'em all out
and forget the rest.
Haiku # 13286, August 30, 2001 2:36 am ET
by k_against_everything of unabomber shack
easy - kill 'em all
so says hunter s thompson
let god sort 'em out
Haiku # 13285, August 29, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by ash
I may not like what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it
Haiku # 13284, August 29, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
children will tire
and return to the chat rooms
just let it happen
Haiku # 13283, August 29, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by ap
do anything but
do not censor poetry
but mine is fair game
Haiku # 13282, August 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap - to janis
no baiting from me
i really love her nipples
i wrote thus before
Haiku # 13281, August 29, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by ap
i made myself sick
getting up on that high horse
grandpa cross-dresses
Haiku # 13280, August 29, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by scott (awaiting the backlash)
I am quite dismayed
By a few mean people here
What should I do now?
Haiku # 13279, August 29, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Janis
tongue in cheek or not,
all this gay-baiting is dull.
i regret my part.
Haiku # 13278, August 29, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by scott (because seriously for a second, we're all just humans on this ball o' mud, trying to make sense of our limited existences
softly kissed nipples
swollen pink in dim half light
she moans inviting
Haiku # 13277, August 29, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by ap
too much we do know
keep your secrets to yourself
our hearts are bleeding
Haiku # 13276, August 29, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ash
one lonely haiku
too many other postings
we can't count on you
Haiku # 13275, August 29, 2001 11:57 am ET
by ash
There so much I don't
know, tainted with anger and
so much hope as well...
Haiku # 13274, August 29, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
The strong urge to
fix the past, and redo mistakes
only seems to make them worse...
and repeated.
Haiku # 13273, August 29, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
Ok, so once the
words are on the table
how does one heal the
wounds made?
Haiku # 13272, August 29, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Moxie
Sheesh, I'm projecting myself
I need to shut up and look
at say, myself? Look at the ocean
shut up and enjoy it? Poets ARE not
useless, but it is often the place where
people try to therapize themselves.
Haiku # 13271, August 29, 2001 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
The observers who watch
who jabber, don't you think
I take it inside personally?
Saying what they will when I ought to
Matthew 10:39?
Haiku # 13270, August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Moxie

.........my oafish lad scott
this thing here's called projection
........you have tendencies
Haiku # 13269, August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ronin@theshrink
It's a lot of issues
Politics covers many.
And some are mad
The right and left fringe extremes
Haiku # 13268, August 29, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Mox
The bored kids of the world
bait the so called retards,
as gangs of self assured, useless
poets
Haiku # 13267, August 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Moxie

.........liberalism
was never a license for
.suppressed psychosis
Haiku # 13266, August 29, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin@stillbad
Now what kind of talk is that?
Internet scrawling, toliet wall poetry
you can say any damn thing you want to
Haiku # 13265, August 29, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Moxie
little daffodil
blooming lovely baby thing
surely it is spring
Haiku # 13264, August 29, 2001 5:42 am ET
by mellie
Does man love music?
Allow me to answer this,
squeezing my ass cheeks.
Haiku # 13263, August 29, 2001 12:33 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
rotund abdomen
swirling ascitic fluid
harbinger of doom
Haiku # 13262, August 28, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by ash
i smell a boo..... yes
..... a certain boo with a hint
of manic moxie
Haiku # 13261, August 28, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap - .....take your lithium and play nice
i just don't buy it -
this worshipful attention
smacks of repressed love...
Haiku # 13260, August 28, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by scott

......ash is a good sport
in spite and despite of scott
...the guy shows breeding
Haiku # 13259, August 28, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ronin@ahem

......black is black, baby
and white is obviously white
"ne'er the twain shall meet"
Haiku # 13258, August 28, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by ronin@tsktskicanfeeltheheatbebackinwinter.lookslikeiveroastedash>)
beauty is skin deep
with all the best parts inside
i inquire within
Haiku # 13257, August 28, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by EmceeEscher, enumerator of navel fluff
lacking pyjamas
i find my neigbours irate
should have drawn the blinds
Haiku # 13256, August 28, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by EmceeEscher
all the more reason
to blow this popsicle stand
in fact, all of them
Haiku # 13255, August 28, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by scott, Commander-in-chief of the Vogon Destructor Fleet (let me dream, ok?)
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2001/082701a.html
Haiku # 13254, August 28, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Dubya Watch
World going to hell
As summer slips softy by
Bad haiku_ers fret

Over what? Spelling?
This-and-that? Twaddle? Twattle?
Who should suck who
Haiku # 13253, August 28, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Dubya Watch
(before i forget,
thanks to camelflood for that
haiku oasis)
Haiku # 13252, August 28, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by scott (don't tell the vogons)
ronin with his sword
taking jabs at master ash
now what would freud say?

frettled earthbugglies,
check your digital watches
you have until noon.
Haiku # 13251, August 28, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by scott (oh, screw this), reinstated captain of the Vogon Destructor Fleet
i suspect again
some overcompensation
an inner struggle
Haiku # 13250, August 28, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by scott (yawn, this is dull)
It takes great gut to
admit homosexuality even
in these accepting times

so what are you trying to
tell these liberals here?
Haiku # 13249, August 28, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Moxie
I have been here and
I have a bit of time to say
I forgot but, what's gay?

Got to do with simple
b-sing on a website?
Haiku # 13248, August 28, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Moxie of My my...

....we looked up to ya
but ya betrayed us fellas
........by bein a gay

....(fuckin lord krishna)
Haiku # 13247, August 28, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@goddamashsaysomethin

.........my wife is HAPPY
..and she's well-provided for
.....though at times bitchy

(unlike you miserable queers)
Haiku # 13246, August 28, 2001 9:41 am ET
by ronin@andforthelasttimemyperfectkidsaremysolesoothingbundlesofjoy
maybe "feel the width"
"folornly tiny weiner"
"forget this wanker"

(ftw is for the worst)
Haiku # 13245, August 28, 2001 9:03 am ET
by ash
idiot poet
who cannot spell properly
it is you who suck

immaterial
intellectual vacuum
as if you matter
Haiku # 13244, August 28, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ash
the message shouted
ftw is god
badly deluded
Haiku # 13243, August 28, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ash
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