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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I am quite dismayed
By a few mean people here
What should I do now?
Haiku # 13279, August 29, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Janis
tongue in cheek or not,
all this gay-baiting is dull.
i regret my part.
Haiku # 13278, August 29, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by scott (because seriously for a second, we're all just humans on this ball o' mud, trying to make sense of our limited existences
softly kissed nipples
swollen pink in dim half light
she moans inviting
Haiku # 13277, August 29, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by ap
too much we do know
keep your secrets to yourself
our hearts are bleeding
Haiku # 13276, August 29, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ash
one lonely haiku
too many other postings
we can't count on you
Haiku # 13275, August 29, 2001 11:57 am ET
by ash
There so much I don't
know, tainted with anger and
so much hope as well...
Haiku # 13274, August 29, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
The strong urge to
fix the past, and redo mistakes
only seems to make them worse...
and repeated.
Haiku # 13273, August 29, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
Ok, so once the
words are on the table
how does one heal the
wounds made?
Haiku # 13272, August 29, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Moxie
Sheesh, I'm projecting myself
I need to shut up and look
at say, myself? Look at the ocean
shut up and enjoy it? Poets ARE not
useless, but it is often the place where
people try to therapize themselves.
Haiku # 13271, August 29, 2001 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
The observers who watch
who jabber, don't you think
I take it inside personally?
Saying what they will when I ought to
Matthew 10:39?
Haiku # 13270, August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Moxie

.........my oafish lad scott
this thing here's called projection
........you have tendencies
Haiku # 13269, August 29, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ronin@theshrink
It's a lot of issues
Politics covers many.
And some are mad
The right and left fringe extremes
Haiku # 13268, August 29, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Mox
The bored kids of the world
bait the so called retards,
as gangs of self assured, useless
poets
Haiku # 13267, August 29, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Moxie

.........liberalism
was never a license for
.suppressed psychosis
Haiku # 13266, August 29, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin@stillbad
Now what kind of talk is that?
Internet scrawling, toliet wall poetry
you can say any damn thing you want to
Haiku # 13265, August 29, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Moxie
little daffodil
blooming lovely baby thing
surely it is spring
Haiku # 13264, August 29, 2001 5:42 am ET
by mellie
Does man love music?
Allow me to answer this,
squeezing my ass cheeks.
Haiku # 13263, August 29, 2001 12:33 am ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
rotund abdomen
swirling ascitic fluid
harbinger of doom
Haiku # 13262, August 28, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by ash
i smell a boo..... yes
..... a certain boo with a hint
of manic moxie
Haiku # 13261, August 28, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ap - .....take your lithium and play nice
i just don't buy it -
this worshipful attention
smacks of repressed love...
Haiku # 13260, August 28, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by scott

......ash is a good sport
in spite and despite of scott
...the guy shows breeding
Haiku # 13259, August 28, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ronin@ahem

......black is black, baby
and white is obviously white
"ne'er the twain shall meet"
Haiku # 13258, August 28, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by ronin@tsktskicanfeeltheheatbebackinwinter.lookslikeiveroastedash>)
beauty is skin deep
with all the best parts inside
i inquire within
Haiku # 13257, August 28, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by EmceeEscher, enumerator of navel fluff
lacking pyjamas
i find my neigbours irate
should have drawn the blinds
Haiku # 13256, August 28, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by EmceeEscher
all the more reason
to blow this popsicle stand
in fact, all of them
Haiku # 13255, August 28, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by scott, Commander-in-chief of the Vogon Destructor Fleet (let me dream, ok?)
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2001/082701a.html
Haiku # 13254, August 28, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Dubya Watch
World going to hell
As summer slips softy by
Bad haiku_ers fret

Over what? Spelling?
This-and-that? Twaddle? Twattle?
Who should suck who
Haiku # 13253, August 28, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Dubya Watch
(before i forget,
thanks to camelflood for that
haiku oasis)
Haiku # 13252, August 28, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by scott (don't tell the vogons)
ronin with his sword
taking jabs at master ash
now what would freud say?

frettled earthbugglies,
check your digital watches
you have until noon.
Haiku # 13251, August 28, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by scott (oh, screw this), reinstated captain of the Vogon Destructor Fleet
i suspect again
some overcompensation
an inner struggle
Haiku # 13250, August 28, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by scott (yawn, this is dull)
It takes great gut to
admit homosexuality even
in these accepting times

so what are you trying to
tell these liberals here?
Haiku # 13249, August 28, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Moxie
I have been here and
I have a bit of time to say
I forgot but, what's gay?

Got to do with simple
b-sing on a website?
Haiku # 13248, August 28, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Moxie of My my...

....we looked up to ya
but ya betrayed us fellas
........by bein a gay

....(fuckin lord krishna)
Haiku # 13247, August 28, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@goddamashsaysomethin

.........my wife is HAPPY
..and she's well-provided for
.....though at times bitchy

(unlike you miserable queers)
Haiku # 13246, August 28, 2001 9:41 am ET
by ronin@andforthelasttimemyperfectkidsaremysolesoothingbundlesofjoy
maybe "feel the width"
"folornly tiny weiner"
"forget this wanker"

(ftw is for the worst)
Haiku # 13245, August 28, 2001 9:03 am ET
by ash
idiot poet
who cannot spell properly
it is you who suck

immaterial
intellectual vacuum
as if you matter
Haiku # 13244, August 28, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ash
the message shouted
ftw is god
badly deluded
Haiku # 13243, August 28, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ash
With pursed bulging lips
the cotton envelope speaks
check is in the mail
Haiku # 13242, August 28, 2001 2:41 am ET
by cameltoe flood
Cameltoe provides
clitoral stimulation
sans copulation
Haiku # 13241, August 28, 2001 2:41 am ET
by cameltoe flood
I dream of the hump
my labial oasis
A frontal mirage?
Haiku # 13240, August 28, 2001 2:40 am ET
by cameltoe flood
Soft humpy saddle
veil-ed lady oasis
Earnhardt hits the wall
Haiku # 13239, August 28, 2001 2:39 am ET
by cameltoe flood
My wrinkled grommet
Strains against nylon panties.
Ship of the desert
Haiku # 13238, August 28, 2001 2:39 am ET
by cameltoe flood
Dromedary tart.
Red velvet hot pants pulled snug.
Hustling with a hoof.
Haiku # 13237, August 28, 2001 2:38 am ET
by cameltoe flood
Zip the fly tightly
Feel the crease define your lips
Denim tells no lies.
Haiku # 13236, August 28, 2001 2:37 am ET
by cameltoe flood
The vertical smile
Behind painted on britches
Bicambrian grin
Haiku # 13235, August 28, 2001 2:36 am ET
by cameltoe flood
yes, scott is correct
gays do not fuck their mommies
can you say the same
Haiku # 13234, August 27, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by bruce
Well, I'm a dumbass.
I did the whole flood without
noticing an error

and that error is
that my location during
the flood was misspelled.

Instead of saying
WORSHIP, it incorrectly
said WORSIP. You suck.
Haiku # 13232, August 27, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
Hey Master, what do
you like about the number
thirteen? Is it that

you like that number,
because it is the number
of times you've fucked ash?

And when I said that,
I meant in the ass, because
Both of you like it.
Haiku # 13170, August 27, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW!
FUCK THE WORLD, BECAUSE
ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ARE SO
VERY VERY GAY!
Haiku # 13169, August 27, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW!
I am the champene
of the tripadecial
numeral, Thirteen!
Haiku # 13168, August 27, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by Master13 of Land of Bones
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