i just don't buy it -
this worshipful attention
smacks of repressed love...
by scott
......ash is a good sport
in spite and despite of scott
...the guy shows breeding
by ronin@ahem
......black is black, baby
and white is obviously white
"ne'er the twain shall meet"
by ronin@tsktskicanfeeltheheatbebackinwinter.lookslikeiveroastedash>)
beauty is skin deep
with all the best parts inside
i inquire within
by EmceeEscher, enumerator of navel fluff
lacking pyjamas
i find my neigbours irate
should have drawn the blinds
by EmceeEscher
all the more reason
to blow this popsicle stand
in fact, all of them
by scott, Commander-in-chief of the Vogon Destructor Fleet (let me dream, ok?)
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2001/082701a.html
by Dubya Watch
World going to hell
As summer slips softy by
Bad haiku_ers fret
Over what? Spelling?
This-and-that? Twaddle? Twattle?
Who should suck who
by Dubya Watch
(before i forget,
thanks to camelflood for that
haiku oasis)
by scott (don't tell the vogons)
ronin with his sword
taking jabs at master ash
now what would freud say?
frettled earthbugglies,
check your digital watches
you have until noon.
by scott (oh, screw this), reinstated captain of the Vogon Destructor Fleet
i suspect again
some overcompensation
an inner struggle
by scott (yawn, this is dull)
It takes great gut to
admit homosexuality even
in these accepting times
so what are you trying to
tell these liberals here?
by Moxie
I have been here and
I have a bit of time to say
I forgot but, what's gay?
Got to do with simple
b-sing on a website?
by Moxie of My my...
....we looked up to ya
but ya betrayed us fellas
........by bein a gay
....(fuckin lord krishna)
by ronin@goddamashsaysomethin
.........my wife is HAPPY
..and she's well-provided for
.....though at times bitchy
(unlike you miserable queers)
by ronin@andforthelasttimemyperfectkidsaremysolesoothingbundlesofjoy
maybe "feel the width"
"folornly tiny weiner"
"forget this wanker"
(ftw is for the worst)
by ash
idiot poet
who cannot spell properly
it is you who suck
immaterial
intellectual vacuum
as if you matter
by ash
the message shouted
ftw is god
badly deluded
by ash
With pursed bulging lips
the cotton envelope speaks
check is in the mail
by cameltoe flood
Cameltoe provides
clitoral stimulation
sans copulation
by cameltoe flood
I dream of the hump
my labial oasis
A frontal mirage?
by cameltoe flood
Soft humpy saddle
veil-ed lady oasis
Earnhardt hits the wall
by cameltoe flood
My wrinkled grommet
Strains against nylon panties.
Ship of the desert
by cameltoe flood
Dromedary tart.
Red velvet hot pants pulled snug.
Hustling with a hoof.
by cameltoe flood
Zip the fly tightly
Feel the crease define your lips
Denim tells no lies.
by cameltoe flood
The vertical smile
Behind painted on britches
Bicambrian grin
by cameltoe flood
yes, scott is correct
gays do not fuck their mommies
can you say the same
by bruce
Well, I'm a dumbass.
I did the whole flood without
noticing an error
and that error is
that my location during
the flood was misspelled.
Instead of saying
WORSHIP, it incorrectly
said WORSIP. You suck.
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
Hey Master, what do
you like about the number
thirteen? Is it that
you like that number,
because it is the number
of times you've fucked ash?
And when I said that,
I meant in the ass, because
Both of you like it.
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW!
FUCK THE WORLD, BECAUSE
ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ARE SO
VERY VERY GAY!
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW!
I am the champene
of the tripadecial
numeral, Thirteen!
by Master13 of Land of Bones
Your color so rare
is gently pulling my stare
to you sitting there
by Betty LeBomb
there's time on my hands
but the network is busy
try and try again
by ash
low pressure system
cold nor'westerly rain squalls
beaches' booming swell
by ash
barry white singing
oh baby we better try
wife is going nuts
by ap
.......it is time to work
the real world beckons me
..........to a real job
by ronin@sighsighsigh
chaucer wasn't french -
but i'll answer you in it:
c'est un reverie
by scott of (think Proust, not Chaucer)
.........now let us go back
...to your sweet brazilian ass
.......go forth and fuck her
(what are you, some kinda nut,
..........go do her man)
by ronin@stillonfire
intolerant piss
let me sleep a little more
grandma has a cock
by ap
sofa sleeping time
we can go fishing later
jesus loves this game
by ap
alone in redux
deep cycle battery charge
are 2 amps enough
by ap
dan chaucer is "sire"
.an old title given to
.......a nobility
by ronin@alittlelessononfrenchhistory
my recollection
of my short term memory
confabulation
by ash
i try to submit
but the server is busy
and then i forget
by ash
who is dan chaucer?
ya gotta hire a better
research assistant
by Scott of (geoffrey's younger brother?)
this is what i get
for exposing her fine ass
but, oh, those tanlines...
by scott of (the master couldn't handle her anyway, so it's moot)
he feels what he does
he wants what he feels you see
he is on fire
by mellie
now my reverie
is crowded with randy clowns...
this ain't no gang-bang
by scott of (you can look, but put it back in your pants before i get the bouncer over here)
hang on a minute
the Master says when to bend
he feels what he wants
by mellie
.....make her bend over
and ash you slide inside her
......tell me how it feels
................80
by ronin@woowoowoo
