My dog was taken
in alien abduction
for tail reduction

My hairbrush watches
sends signals back to space, for
alien voyeurs

I hold the strainer
holding in the spaghetti
which holds last night's dream

A Crop of Circles

aliens answer
ARECIBO, but we stay
avoidably lost!

SETI sez: "Why would
they send such simple message?"
That's all we sent them!

SETI sez: "Why not
tell us more in a CD?"
Did THAT! you hid it!

SETI sez: "Why in a
crop glyph?" So the whole world will
see you denie them!

SETI sez: "When we
had a false alarm, New York
Times rung us right up!"

that was a hoax of
pretending nothing's out there
the Big SETI scam!

then why doesn't the
New York Times do a story
on this, hoax or not!

SETI if you can
presume what aliens would
do, tell who they are!

university
students? Periphery view
shows NO ONE out there.

Even the Hoaxers
say, "we weren't any where near
there." not believed now.

hyper Hoagland looks
for a crop circle mahine -
Gaia and Merlin.

Dear Lord, allow me
to leave office early and
blow my small pay cheque.

finger on the pulse
master of understatement
ap says a mouthfull

moxie is an asshole
a big fucking fat asshole
now - how's that for nice

I press a kiss upon her lips,
what could I do but linger,
& as I ran my hand through her hair,
a cootie bit my finger

a small retraction:
RONIN, when did i suggest...
so on and so forth...

Ronin to shogun...
a little spice please
we are happy to report Ayn Rand
is somewhere in Toledo

Wasting space is an
art form, akin to sep ukku
only, more poison to self

Lamb Vindaloos is
something I had a hankering
for before four 4

Well, to the psalmist
When you thump a Bible
the worst thing that happens is
you grab attention to yourself
and not the wisdom within it...

Pray for your enemies
Let your hurt into words and spirit
and let it go and be gone

Hey, post a reasoned plea
and not a f- off notion and
sometimes, you get pay dirt

But the best place to
take a hike is at some
certain inroads in Wisconsin

:) ;p

uh, janis...that was:

all you striving folks
writing your loving haiku
can just have my money

all you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*s
writing your *BEEP*ing haikus
can just *BEEP* my *BEEP*

;)

when did i suggest
that this site be censored, ash?
i'm all for free speech.

Sunday acid trip
Wandering through the city
With pasted on smile

It had been a while
But I still seem to like it
As much as before

Sweet lovely acid
You make the sky so darned fun
I really like rope

Hmm, Not censorship,
But perhaps another plea
That people be nice

...argue don't censor
present premises nicely
....or bad-haiku style

..this "progressive" site
can very well do without
.......silly censorship

.......canadians' folly
to exclude basic rights from
.....mankind's heritage

....ash the high poet
please tell me it isn't so
.that you're not..."that"

the freedom of speech
is far less important than
the relief of silence

what constitution ?
janis is canadian
grandma has a cock

.........oh i get it now
my thoughts are permissible
......as long as you 'gree

..(hmmm...loving kindness
..........sounds sexy)

..(the Constitution, i think,
..meaningfully provides for
.........an individual's
fundamental and inalienable
...............right to
.FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION)

taliban justice
articles gathering stones
who's paying the price?

bush says bugger it
no surplus we'll blow it all
militarily

take a hike moxie
moxie you are wasted space
retreat graciously

raving lunatics
homophobic ratbags
racists bigots pervs

Since it's badhaiku
I impose. Lovingkindness
goes out the window.

.......liberty is the
free exchange of ideas
....sans impositions

...(digest that scott)

...moxie is confused
.....authoritarianism
.....is not of the free

.(i say what i want and
you say what you want)

each to his own thoughts
..authentic and genuine
though at times clashing

(that, baby, is liberalism)

Moxie talks too much
about being a poet,
and then thumps Bibles.