Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

My hairbrush watches
sends signals back to space, for
alien voyeurs
Haiku # 13337, August 31, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I hold the strainer
holding in the spaghetti
which holds last night's dream
Haiku # 13336, August 31, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A Crop of Circles

aliens answer
ARECIBO, but we stay
avoidably lost!
Haiku # 13335, August 31, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why would
they send such simple message?"
That's all we sent them!
Haiku # 13334, August 31, 2001 11:57 am ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why not
tell us more in a CD?"
Did THAT! you hid it!
Haiku # 13333, August 31, 2001 11:54 am ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why in a
crop glyph?" So the whole world will
see you denie them!
Haiku # 13332, August 31, 2001 11:51 am ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "When we
had a false alarm, New York
Times rung us right up!"
Haiku # 13331, August 31, 2001 11:49 am ET
by wowzer
that was a hoax of
pretending nothing's out there
the Big SETI scam!
Haiku # 13330, August 31, 2001 11:47 am ET
by wowzer
then why doesn't the
New York Times do a story
on this, hoax or not!
Haiku # 13329, August 31, 2001 11:44 am ET
by wowzer
SETI if you can
presume what aliens would
do, tell who they are!
Haiku # 13328, August 31, 2001 11:42 am ET
by wowzer
university
students? Periphery view
shows NO ONE out there.
Haiku # 13327, August 31, 2001 11:38 am ET
by wowzer
Haiku # 13326, August 31, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Even the Hoaxers
say, "we weren't any where near
there." not believed now.
Haiku # 13325, August 31, 2001 11:35 am ET
by wowzer
hyper Hoagland looks
for a crop circle mahine -
Gaia and Merlin.
Haiku # 13324, August 31, 2001 11:32 am ET
by wowzer
Dear Lord, allow me
to leave office early and
blow my small pay cheque.
Haiku # 13323, August 31, 2001 7:43 am ET
by Primordial Slime
finger on the pulse
master of understatement
ap says a mouthfull
Haiku # 13322, August 31, 2001 2:36 am ET
by ash
moxie is an asshole
a big fucking fat asshole
now - how's that for nice
Haiku # 13321, August 30, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
I press a kiss upon her lips,
what could I do but linger,
& as I ran my hand through her hair,
a cootie bit my finger
Haiku # 13320, August 30, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by pancho villa and 1/2+2
a small retraction:
RONIN, when did i suggest...
so on and so forth...
Haiku # 13319, August 30, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by scott (red-faced...)
Ronin to shogun...
a little spice please
we are happy to report Ayn Rand
is somewhere in Toledo
Haiku # 13318, August 30, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Moxie
Wasting space is an
art form, akin to sep ukku
only, more poison to self
Haiku # 13317, August 30, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Lamb Vindaloos is
something I had a hankering
for before four 4
Haiku # 13316, August 30, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, to the psalmist
When you thump a Bible
the worst thing that happens is
you grab attention to yourself
and not the wisdom within it...
Haiku # 13315, August 30, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Pray for your enemies
Let your hurt into words and spirit
and let it go and be gone
Haiku # 13314, August 30, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, post a reasoned plea
and not a f- off notion and
sometimes, you get pay dirt
Haiku # 13313, August 30, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Moxie
But the best place to
take a hike is at some
certain inroads in Wisconsin
Haiku # 13312, August 30, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Moxie
:) ;p
Haiku # 13311, August 30, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
uh, janis...that was:

all you striving folks
writing your loving haiku
can just have my money
Haiku # 13310, August 30, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by scott (illustrating the true dangers of censorship)
all you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*s
writing your *BEEP*ing haikus
can just *BEEP* my *BEEP*

;)
Haiku # 13309, August 30, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by scott
when did i suggest
that this site be censored, ash?
i'm all for free speech.
Haiku # 13308, August 30, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by scott (quite puzzled...stating one's beliefs is censoring others? how does that work?)
Sunday acid trip
Wandering through the city
With pasted on smile

It had been a while
But I still seem to like it
As much as before

Sweet lovely acid
You make the sky so darned fun
I really like rope
Haiku # 13307, August 30, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Janis
Hmm, Not censorship,
But perhaps another plea
That people be nice
Haiku # 13306, August 30, 2001 10:47 am ET
by Janis

...argue don't censor
present premises nicely
....or bad-haiku style
Haiku # 13305, August 30, 2001 10:14 am ET
by ronin@suchbitingeffronteryash

..this "progressive" site
can very well do without
.......silly censorship
Haiku # 13304, August 30, 2001 10:12 am ET
by ronin

.......canadians' folly
to exclude basic rights from
.....mankind's heritage
Haiku # 13303, August 30, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ronin

....ash the high poet
please tell me it isn't so
.that you're not..."that"
Haiku # 13302, August 30, 2001 10:08 am ET
by ronin
the freedom of speech
is far less important than
the relief of silence
Haiku # 13301, August 30, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
what constitution ?
janis is canadian
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 13300, August 30, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ash

.........oh i get it now
my thoughts are permissible
......as long as you 'gree

..(hmmm...loving kindness
..........sounds sexy)
Haiku # 13299, August 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ronin@forscott'ssakeevendemocraticandrepublicanstatesallowopposition
..(the Constitution, i think,
..meaningfully provides for
.........an individual's
fundamental and inalienable
...............right to
.FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION)
Haiku # 13298, August 30, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ronin@irestmycase,yourhonor. c",)
taliban justice
articles gathering stones
who's paying the price?
Haiku # 13297, August 30, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
bush says bugger it
no surplus we'll blow it all
militarily
Haiku # 13296, August 30, 2001 7:26 am ET
by mellie
take a hike moxie
moxie you are wasted space
retreat graciously
Haiku # 13295, August 30, 2001 7:24 am ET
by mellie
raving lunatics
homophobic ratbags
racists bigots pervs
Haiku # 13294, August 30, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie, hmmm, thinking
Since it's badhaiku
I impose. Lovingkindness
goes out the window.
Haiku # 13293, August 30, 2001 7:20 am ET
by k_avec_impositions

.......liberty is the
free exchange of ideas
....sans impositions

...(digest that scott)
Haiku # 13292, August 30, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ronin@wishingtobejanis'friend8)

...moxie is confused
.....authoritarianism
.....is not of the free

.(i say what i want and
you say what you want)
Haiku # 13291, August 30, 2001 6:44 am ET
by ronin@thepoliticalscientist'sapprentice

each to his own thoughts
..authentic and genuine
though at times clashing

(that, baby, is liberalism)
Haiku # 13290, August 30, 2001 6:34 am ET
by ronin@theleanmeankissingmachine
Moxie talks too much
about being a poet,
and then thumps Bibles.

Haiku # 13289, August 30, 2001 2:48 am ET
by k_against_moxie
Tiresome it is,
reading Moxie's non-haiku.
He should learn to count.
Haiku # 13288, August 30, 2001 2:45 am ET
by k_against_moxie
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