People go to great
lengths to tempt in order
to make themselves feel
better about, stuff, things
and will indeed, slay the innocent
which I am not, for petty little
things, it is a material world
by mox
In the past four years
I have been tempted by people
who want results, such as
murder you for shoes...
You'd kill me for syllables...
That's God damn numb
by Mox
You know its too bad
Moxie never learned to count
syllables in words.
by k_against_specifically_Moxie of Moxie's fifth grade class
jay and silent bob
have a lot to answer for
the film is dreadful
by scott (a PSA here...it's a shoddy, misogynistic, humorless ripoff of Wayne's World...sheer torture)
now if rush limbaugh
could only lose those extra
last two hundred pounds...
by scott (against his better judgement)
If dogs ran alien
detection programmes, would it
be quite Sirius?
by Moxie
Well, you know they said
that about Rush Limbaugh and
he lost some of him
by Moxie
Once, five-seven-five
seemed tiny and limited
but now is too much
by Betty LeBomb
Through the south curtains
then inching across my bed
it tints your face red
Through south curtains
and inched cross my bed
you tinted me red
by Betty LeBomb
Wicked bent-up toe
inches along the carpet
towards the cat bowl
by Betty LeBomb
SETI signal spikes
defense digs, audience oohs...
oops! that was side-out
by Betty LeBomb
My dog was taken
in alien abduction
for tail reduction
by Betty LeBomb
My hairbrush watches
sends signals back to space, for
alien voyeurs
by Betty LeBomb
I hold the strainer
holding in the spaghetti
which holds last night's dream
by Betty LeBomb
A Crop of Circles
aliens answer
ARECIBO, but we stay
avoidably lost!
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why would
they send such simple message?"
That's all we sent them!
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why not
tell us more in a CD?"
Did THAT! you hid it!
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why in a
crop glyph?" So the whole world will
see you denie them!
by wowzer
SETI sez: "When we
had a false alarm, New York
Times rung us right up!"
by wowzer
that was a hoax of
pretending nothing's out there
the Big SETI scam!
by wowzer
then why doesn't the
New York Times do a story
on this, hoax or not!
by wowzer
SETI if you can
presume what aliens would
do, tell who they are!
by wowzer
university
students? Periphery view
shows NO ONE out there.
by wowzer
Even the Hoaxers
say, "we weren't any where near
there." not believed now.
by wowzer
hyper Hoagland looks
for a crop circle mahine -
Gaia and Merlin.
by wowzer
Dear Lord, allow me
to leave office early and
blow my small pay cheque.
by Primordial Slime
finger on the pulse
master of understatement
ap says a mouthfull
by ash
moxie is an asshole
a big fucking fat asshole
now - how's that for nice
by ap
I press a kiss upon her lips,
what could I do but linger,
& as I ran my hand through her hair,
a cootie bit my finger
by pancho villa and 1/2+2
a small retraction:
RONIN, when did i suggest...
so on and so forth...
by scott (red-faced...)
Ronin to shogun...
a little spice please
we are happy to report Ayn Rand
is somewhere in Toledo
by Moxie
Wasting space is an
art form, akin to sep ukku
only, more poison to self
by Moxie
Lamb Vindaloos is
something I had a hankering
for before four 4
by Moxie
Well, to the psalmist
When you thump a Bible
the worst thing that happens is
you grab attention to yourself
and not the wisdom within it...
by Moxie
Pray for your enemies
Let your hurt into words and spirit
and let it go and be gone
by Moxie
Hey, post a reasoned plea
and not a f- off notion and
sometimes, you get pay dirt
by Moxie
But the best place to
take a hike is at some
certain inroads in Wisconsin
by Moxie
uh, janis...that was:
all you striving folks
writing your loving haiku
can just have my money
by scott (illustrating the true dangers of censorship)
all you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*s
writing your *BEEP*ing haikus
can just *BEEP* my *BEEP*
;)
by scott
when did i suggest
that this site be censored, ash?
i'm all for free speech.
by scott (quite puzzled...stating one's beliefs is censoring others? how does that work?)
Sunday acid trip
Wandering through the city
With pasted on smile
It had been a while
But I still seem to like it
As much as before
Sweet lovely acid
You make the sky so darned fun
I really like rope
by Janis
Hmm, Not censorship,
But perhaps another plea
That people be nice
by Janis
...argue don't censor
present premises nicely
....or bad-haiku style
by ronin@suchbitingeffronteryash
..this "progressive" site
can very well do without
.......silly censorship
by ronin
.......canadians' folly
to exclude basic rights from
.....mankind's heritage
by ronin
....ash the high poet
please tell me it isn't so
.that you're not..."that"
by ronin
the freedom of speech
is far less important than
the relief of silence
by ash
what constitution ?
janis is canadian
grandma has a cock
by ash
