Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


.....dancing the samba
popping lag effervescence
...painting all the swirls
Haiku # 13367, September 1, 2001 5:43 am ET
by ronin@goingformycocktailsandgrilleries
god sent a message
to rise high above our peers
and take the tablets
Haiku # 13366, September 1, 2001 3:29 am ET
by ash
as i tried to sleep
floods of coloured light flashes
laughed at my lockjaw
Haiku # 13365, September 1, 2001 3:22 am ET
by ash

..just you and me babe
let's go out on a hue trip
..just you and me babe

...........(,"b c",)
Haiku # 13364, September 1, 2001 2:56 am ET
by ronin@inakaleidoscopeofstaticdreams
how did you get in?
just put down that knife slowly
and no one gets hurt
Haiku # 13363, September 1, 2001 1:49 am ET
by scott (warning shot - jeez, go flame moxie, will you) of Scott's Apartment
Scott has no grandma.
So how can he suck her cock?
He needs to move on!
Haiku # 13362, September 1, 2001 1:40 am ET
by k_now_specifically_against_scott of scott's apartment
malignant haiku
overgrowing syllables
uglier than bad
Haiku # 13361, September 1, 2001 12:31 am ET
by ash

...my best-loved haiku
.......number 13306
such sweet enchantment


Haiku # 13360, August 31, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ronin@imspeechlesssheactuallydidtalktome

......"starry starry nights
paint the sky in hues of gray"
.....colours make me fey

...(uhh...hi there, janis ;-))
Haiku # 13359, August 31, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by ronin@LucyandtheSkywithDiamonds
this isn't real life?
ah, so that would explain why
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 13358, August 31, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by scott (realization dawning...hoping i don't wake up in a vat of goo...)
Jay and Silent Bob
was indeed really awful
they stole my money!
Haiku # 13357, August 31, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by k
The moon loops around
another night, here I am
staring at my soup.
Haiku # 13356, August 31, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by newt_gingrich
Moxie, your haiku
isn't bad when it's haiku.
Don't be dramatic!
Haiku # 13355, August 31, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of A place of non-seriousness, becasue REALLY....it's JUST badhaiku. It isn't REAL LIFE PEOPLE!
There is a time and
there is a place where bad works
are judged by "sod off"
Haiku # 13354, August 31, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Mox
i desire to go
and master haiku, even
if it costs me my life
Haiku # 13353, August 31, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by Moxie
the, you meet me 1/2
way, and be like us, then you
can do what you will

my problem in life is basically a long life long
urge of go flip off and be even more resistant, thus getting entangled in self hatred and feeling censored...
Haiku # 13352, August 31, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Moxie
I mean can't you find
a usenet group or something?
This is badhaiku.
Haiku # 13351, August 31, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by k_against_specifically_Moxie of Still in Moxie's trailer which he probably never leaves
It's hard to take you
seriously when all your
posts are non-haiku



Haiku # 13350, August 31, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by k_against_moxie of Moxie's trailer
People go to great
lengths to tempt in order
to make themselves feel
better about, stuff, things
and will indeed, slay the innocent
which I am not, for petty little
things, it is a material world
Haiku # 13349, August 31, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by mox
In the past four years
I have been tempted by people
who want results, such as
murder you for shoes...
You'd kill me for syllables...
That's God damn numb
Haiku # 13348, August 31, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Mox
You know its too bad
Moxie never learned to count
syllables in words.
Haiku # 13347, August 31, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by k_against_specifically_Moxie of Moxie's fifth grade class
jay and silent bob
have a lot to answer for
the film is dreadful
Haiku # 13346, August 31, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by scott (a PSA here...it's a shoddy, misogynistic, humorless ripoff of Wayne's World...sheer torture)
now if rush limbaugh
could only lose those extra
last two hundred pounds...
Haiku # 13345, August 31, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by scott (against his better judgement)
If dogs ran alien
detection programmes, would it
be quite Sirius?
Haiku # 13344, August 31, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, you know they said
that about Rush Limbaugh and
he lost some of him
Haiku # 13343, August 31, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Once, five-seven-five
seemed tiny and limited
but now is too much
Haiku # 13342, August 31, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Through the south curtains
then inching across my bed
it tints your face red

Through south curtains
and inched cross my bed
you tinted me red
Haiku # 13341, August 31, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wicked bent-up toe
inches along the carpet
towards the cat bowl
Haiku # 13340, August 31, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
SETI signal spikes
defense digs, audience oohs...
oops! that was side-out
Haiku # 13339, August 31, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My dog was taken
in alien abduction
for tail reduction
Haiku # 13338, August 31, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My hairbrush watches
sends signals back to space, for
alien voyeurs
Haiku # 13337, August 31, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I hold the strainer
holding in the spaghetti
which holds last night's dream
Haiku # 13336, August 31, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A Crop of Circles

aliens answer
ARECIBO, but we stay
avoidably lost!
Haiku # 13335, August 31, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why would
they send such simple message?"
That's all we sent them!
Haiku # 13334, August 31, 2001 11:57 am ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why not
tell us more in a CD?"
Did THAT! you hid it!
Haiku # 13333, August 31, 2001 11:54 am ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "Why in a
crop glyph?" So the whole world will
see you denie them!
Haiku # 13332, August 31, 2001 11:51 am ET
by wowzer
SETI sez: "When we
had a false alarm, New York
Times rung us right up!"
Haiku # 13331, August 31, 2001 11:49 am ET
by wowzer
that was a hoax of
pretending nothing's out there
the Big SETI scam!
Haiku # 13330, August 31, 2001 11:47 am ET
by wowzer
then why doesn't the
New York Times do a story
on this, hoax or not!
Haiku # 13329, August 31, 2001 11:44 am ET
by wowzer
SETI if you can
presume what aliens would
do, tell who they are!
Haiku # 13328, August 31, 2001 11:42 am ET
by wowzer
university
students? Periphery view
shows NO ONE out there.
Haiku # 13327, August 31, 2001 11:38 am ET
by wowzer
Haiku # 13326, August 31, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Even the Hoaxers
say, "we weren't any where near
there." not believed now.
Haiku # 13325, August 31, 2001 11:35 am ET
by wowzer
hyper Hoagland looks
for a crop circle mahine -
Gaia and Merlin.
Haiku # 13324, August 31, 2001 11:32 am ET
by wowzer
Dear Lord, allow me
to leave office early and
blow my small pay cheque.
Haiku # 13323, August 31, 2001 7:43 am ET
by Primordial Slime
finger on the pulse
master of understatement
ap says a mouthfull
Haiku # 13322, August 31, 2001 2:36 am ET
by ash
moxie is an asshole
a big fucking fat asshole
now - how's that for nice
Haiku # 13321, August 30, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
I press a kiss upon her lips,
what could I do but linger,
& as I ran my hand through her hair,
a cootie bit my finger
Haiku # 13320, August 30, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by pancho villa and 1/2+2
a small retraction:
RONIN, when did i suggest...
so on and so forth...
Haiku # 13319, August 30, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by scott (red-faced...)
Ronin to shogun...
a little spice please
we are happy to report Ayn Rand
is somewhere in Toledo
Haiku # 13318, August 30, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Moxie
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