here we swing for
femalings, we even do
drixoral - someday

we hope to have our
own Madonna; to surely
tease, and answer, please...

no inspiration
too much dinner..falling down
on keyboard..konk... bonk

on her knees tricks oral;
if we were furry animals
she prob'bly woon't wanna

we ain't just another band
of destituite Des Moiners -
we're Billy and the Boingers!

deader than carlos
or chandra or condit or
can it or keep it.

Occasionally
I will have nothing to say
Just look below this

now it's out that you
were not along for the ride
and want more control

and with all that said
i would much rather have not known
you feel resentment

this would be easy
if the maker had not put
abit of lamb in me

i don't live for you
and now i can't live for us
it must be the end

Buttered up and blue
caked with crust and dripped with goo
such are thoughts of you

To push the social risk
is to create new laws and
to forbid risk on many bounds
we become a sadomasochistic
liberal people, not truly free

a few fine lawyers
a few fairly decent teachers
but most burned out husks

If someone could del
my last "haikus" there, that would
make me feel less inclined
to roll my eyes at myself

at the dawn of time
huffing down a brekky bong
snarfing coco pops

Dress so expensive
and guests don't like the food
Why did I marry?

We miss Bloom County
I snort the nose Lucifer
Billy and Boingers

cool northerly breeze
golden moon huge in the east
what's happening south?

pretty grim today
just bad haiku every one
not much help from me

so why don't lady
dolphins have boobs? male dolphins
don't have lips or hands______

Waiting for a sigh,
A reason for dry(ivebys),
Madness in my eye.

warm dormitory,
wind blows dust and complaints past
screen door, brain stores thoughts

It seems important
For lots of people to cuss
Writing their Haiku

Squirrel gets the first nut
his dawn is before mine, but
I got the last beer

I'm watching Woodstock
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes is good
Stephen Stills was hot!

But this one works, so
why does not my other? I
hate those damn errors.

I keep receiving
an error while processing
my other haiku.