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Can a crab catch cocks,
in a way similar to
a cock catching crabs?
Haiku # 11579, June 28, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sandcrab with a cock.
who is the crustacean in
this relationship?
Haiku # 11578, June 28, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I put a black box
over the lower region
picture of my crab
Haiku # 11577, June 28, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wonderful haiku
is great at the beach, and when
sandcrab has a cock
Haiku # 11576, June 28, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I asked the crab this
'Why a cock?' The crab replied
'I am a grandma.'
Haiku # 11575, June 28, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Digging in the sand
I found with greatest surprise
a crab with a cock
Haiku # 11574, June 28, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a beer buzz on
I smile at the waves and watch
the sun slowly set
Haiku # 11573, June 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yesterday I played
with oceans and crashing waves
I've longed for those days
Haiku # 11572, June 28, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sand is up my crack
the waves are between my toes
seaweed on my ass
Haiku # 11571, June 28, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of the Beach
I got it, I got
it. Did my number COMER -
1 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 9!
Haiku # 11570, June 28, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Miss Everything
must hurry, suck to
CUM, here on humdinger, fuck
finger - sixty-nine!
Haiku # 11569, June 28, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Miss Everything
someone new, mox, ap,
"mel", "mox, 'ap!'",mel,"ap,'stop,boo!",
mel, "cox", someone new,
--- old haiku.
Haiku # 11568, June 28, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by boo
yeah dinah moe hum
mellie moves in great circles
makes me think of things
Haiku # 11567, June 28, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by bruce
a&p is a grocer
:)...
and yes, Moxie had a cock
and a coke sometimes too
Haiku # 11566, June 28, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
off to the crusades
i carry sword and shield
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11565, June 28, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
though vestigial,
used for pissing and wanking
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11564, June 28, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ap
girls and guys...someone
really did get their thumb cut...
I do give a shit about the guy...
and yes, I do have that thing you
claim grandma has...
When are you going to be Christians anyhow?
Haiku # 11563, June 28, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
it's a wasteful wank
coming here with all that stuff
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11562, June 28, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
thematic pathway
a concept to consider
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11561, June 28, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
scum slipped in his thumb
found that sugar plum don't come
frankly his wrist ached
Haiku # 11560, June 28, 2001 9:29 am ET
by mellie, F.Z. makes me hum
trouble with his thumbs?
he's lucky it could be worse
his thumbs could be huge

Haiku # 11559, June 27, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by bruce
Mox, Albanian
suberbs are strategically
importan, I read.
Haiku # 11558, June 27, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
and weird work, two, is
crop circle researcher knows
oxide erections!
Haiku # 11557, June 27, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by boo
Wow, Bruce, that is weird...
At work someone got papercut...
He's having trouble with his thumb...
Haiku # 11556, June 27, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Moxie
the workplace of weird
kristen came back this morning
her implants are huge
Haiku # 11555, June 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by bruce
Sometimes with all this
violence and passion, this might
be that bad sad truth.

Haiku # 11554, June 27, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Mox
Did you ever think
despite the fact of gangs and drive bys
that sort of stuff is odd?
and long for the good old days
of rancid suburbia
and white collar hypocrisy?
Haiku # 11553, June 27, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
eighteen ten stainless
acrid onion cloud hangs low
crackles like lightning

Haiku # 11552, June 27, 2001 7:07 am ET
by ash
mars is ascending
glorious heavens above
i sink back further
Haiku # 11551, June 27, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ash
(O)rganic (O)rgone

fifth therom (O)
pulsing fifth dimension (O)
crop circles (O)
Haiku # 11550, June 26, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
revelations on
mars - Edom, adam, redman...
before Genesis.
Haiku # 11549, June 26, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
busted for Big Cock!
"...under a gram...?"! - no way to
finish that, one, two...
Haiku # 11548, June 26, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by boo of to a few before
girl beaten and raped
her father thought so. she'd been
drunk at a party.

she was beaten by
the rapist's girlfriend, looked like
they were two-timing...
Haiku # 11547, June 26, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Miss Everything
something about
going to a prayer web
and thinking I am helping others
I'm sorry about being a jerk peeps...
575
Haiku # 11546, June 26, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by Moxie
revelations on
mars - Edom, Adam, redman-
no time to finish.
Haiku # 11545, June 26, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I was born spaced out.
People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on
I reply none, case in point
Haiku # 11544, June 26, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Mox
dead or drown. five kids-
don't want to think about it?
you can sleep spaced-out.
Haiku # 11543, June 26, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by McVeigh
This thing about death
and the God of this World...
it is to allay worries of change...
As Cain Slew Abel
this Bible is a work of fiction mind you...
Haiku # 11542, June 26, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Do not pick up the...
You can reach my corpse hmm..
Assassin on hold.
Haiku # 11541, June 26, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Dr. Claw of ...
Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.
Haiku # 11540, June 26, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological
Haiku # 11539, June 26, 2001 4:59 am ET
by mellie
's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!
Haiku # 11538, June 26, 2001 4:56 am ET
by mellie
ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do
Haiku # 11537, June 26, 2001 4:53 am ET
by mellie
Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'
Haiku # 11536, June 26, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?
Haiku # 11535, June 26, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Crash Davis
Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling
Haiku # 11534, June 26, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.onion.com
stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic

fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive
Haiku # 11533, June 26, 2001 12:28 am ET
by argh
track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.

I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!
Haiku # 11532, June 25, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.
Haiku # 11531, June 25, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by unconceding
MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)

M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!
Haiku # 11530, June 25, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by sargeant insurgent
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