Sand is up my crack
the waves are between my toes
seaweed on my ass

I got it, I got
it. Did my number COMER -
1 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 9!

must hurry, suck to
CUM, here on humdinger, fuck
finger - sixty-nine!

someone new, mox, ap,
"mel", "mox, 'ap!'",mel,"ap,'stop,boo!",
mel, "cox", someone new,
--- old haiku.

yeah dinah moe hum
mellie moves in great circles
makes me think of things

a&p is a grocer
:)...
and yes, Moxie had a cock
and a coke sometimes too

off to the crusades
i carry sword and shield
moxie has a cock

though vestigial,
used for pissing and wanking
moxie has a cock

girls and guys...someone
really did get their thumb cut...
I do give a shit about the guy...
and yes, I do have that thing you
claim grandma has...
When are you going to be Christians anyhow?

it's a wasteful wank
coming here with all that stuff
moxie has a cock

thematic pathway
a concept to consider
moxie has a cock

scum slipped in his thumb
found that sugar plum don't come
frankly his wrist ached

trouble with his thumbs?
he's lucky it could be worse
his thumbs could be huge

Mox, Albanian
suberbs are strategically
importan, I read.

and weird work, two, is
crop circle researcher knows
oxide erections!

Wow, Bruce, that is weird...
At work someone got papercut...
He's having trouble with his thumb...

the workplace of weird
kristen came back this morning
her implants are huge

Sometimes with all this
violence and passion, this might
be that bad sad truth.

Did you ever think
despite the fact of gangs and drive bys
that sort of stuff is odd?
and long for the good old days
of rancid suburbia
and white collar hypocrisy?

eighteen ten stainless
acrid onion cloud hangs low
crackles like lightning

mars is ascending
glorious heavens above
i sink back further

(O)rganic (O)rgone

fifth therom (O)
pulsing fifth dimension (O)
crop circles (O)

revelations on
mars - Edom, adam, redman...
before Genesis.

busted for Big Cock!
"...under a gram...?"! - no way to
finish that, one, two...

girl beaten and raped
her father thought so. she'd been
drunk at a party.

she was beaten by
the rapist's girlfriend, looked like
they were two-timing...

something about
going to a prayer web
and thinking I am helping others
I'm sorry about being a jerk peeps...
575

revelations on
mars - Edom, Adam, redman-
no time to finish.

I was born spaced out.
People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on
I reply none, case in point

dead or drown. five kids-
don't want to think about it?
you can sleep spaced-out.

This thing about death
and the God of this World...
it is to allay worries of change...
As Cain Slew Abel
this Bible is a work of fiction mind you...

Do not pick up the...
You can reach my corpse hmm..
Assassin on hold.

Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.

eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological

's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!

ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do

Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'

David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?

Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling

stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic

fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive

track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.

I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!

Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.

MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)

M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!

dead not act alone.
who else to satiate your
hate? bard in the bush?

"your government will
ne'er let you forget that we
trackdown terrorists...

"your government won't
ever let you know that we
encourage them for't."

dead cold: kelvin 3...
no braner... soliton guy...
his own, universe...

Father's Day: dubya
calls it, "guy who put me in
the white Outhouse day"

that is disappointing
i was looking forward
now i'm not

my niece's birthday
is tonight, so i'm going
out to celebrate

Ok, so there's old duke
bowflex, gram has a cock and
my friend Jim has a
tumor and feels sick.
And you guys here are quite close
to the truth often
about me

Well, I wondered if
I'd been blocked out of here and
it was all just ego