(O)rganic (O)rgone
fifth therom (O)
pulsing fifth dimension (O)
crop circles (O)
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
revelations on
mars - Edom, adam, redman...
before Genesis.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
busted for Big Cock!
"...under a gram...?"! - no way to
finish that, one, two...
by boo of to a few before
girl beaten and raped
her father thought so. she'd been
drunk at a party.
she was beaten by
the rapist's girlfriend, looked like
they were two-timing...
by Miss Everything
something about
going to a prayer web
and thinking I am helping others
I'm sorry about being a jerk peeps...
575
by Moxie
revelations on
mars - Edom, Adam, redman-
no time to finish.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I was born spaced out.
People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on
I reply none, case in point
by Mox
dead or drown. five kids-
don't want to think about it?
you can sleep spaced-out.
by McVeigh
This thing about death
and the God of this World...
it is to allay worries of change...
As Cain Slew Abel
this Bible is a work of fiction mind you...
by Moxie
Do not pick up the...
You can reach my corpse hmm..
Assassin on hold.
by Dr. Claw of ...
Madness is sometimes
God's gift to those who stand up different
to the collective madness of a generation.
by Moxie
eccentricity
officially diagnosed
psycological
by mellie
's mm oooo t'
be so soft and slippery
thanks but no fangs, ouch!
by mellie
ap's so sexy
bit off more than he could chew
so easy to do
by mellie
Shave your pubic hair
Smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth smooth
No more teeth-pickin'
by Anonymous Poet
David Letterman
With Senator John McCain
This is comedy?
by Crash Davis
Jenna Bush's
Federally Protected Wetlands
Now Open For Public Drilling
by Anonymous Poet of www.onion.com
stupid lazy no-car having whores
expect me to be fucking pot taxi
because they waited until running dry
and now were outa chronic
fuck fuck fuck i don't want to drive
by argh
track down haikuist
threat to Our american
duplicity, dube.
I'm depressed: covert
killings of anyone I had
ever known, That's WHAT!
by Sargeant Insurgent
Gay pride in SF;
Pig pride - bohemian grove...
both: men in tutus.
by unconceding
MacVay, MacVay? Stop!
now's the time to say good-bye
t'all the company...(ciao)
M - I - C - see ya
real soon, V - E - Y - why? WHY!
man! oh, you... ass, EEE-!
by sargeant insurgent
dead not act alone.
who else to satiate your
hate? bard in the bush?
by McVeigh
"your government will
ne'er let you forget that we
trackdown terrorists...
"your government won't
ever let you know that we
encourage them for't."
by dupya
dead cold: kelvin 3...
no braner... soliton guy...
his own, universe...
by McVeigh
Father's Day: dubya
calls it, "guy who put me in
the white Outhouse day"
by jayleno
that is disappointing
i was looking forward
now i'm not
by Anonymous Poet
my niece's birthday
is tonight, so i'm going
out to celebrate
by sorry
Ok, so there's old duke
bowflex, gram has a cock and
my friend Jim has a
tumor and feels sick.
And you guys here are quite close
to the truth often
about me
by Moxie
Well, I wondered if
I'd been blocked out of here and
it was all just ego
by Moxie
frequently testing
was I coming or going
big sigh of relief
by mellie
juices are running
really humming along now
I thought I'd ben zapped
by mellie
Strange occurrences
At the abode of the host
Caused severe outage
by Janis
when you go away
it's like i'm no longer here
i should get a life
by ash
get a grip on it
can you get your head around
grandma has a cock
by ash
waiting for the spliff
i could taste a thick white toke
planticipation
by ash
Kissa ei ole
n
by atlantis.neutech.fi/tarinamylly/ of Finland
Five buck birthday gift
seems fine when you realize
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
All that now remains
is one long vericose vein
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be
by Moxie
nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!
by ap
mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect
by ap
some good bad haiku
covered old granny but good
a condom couldn't
by ap
summer cottoon dress
bra straps no stockings women
i breathe deep and dream
by ap
Tented floral dress
quickly reminds us all that
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
since you loved it, boo:
What's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dog, all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
---c 2001 by me, the author.
by Miss Everything
And to top off the
internet stink, issues come
across, being the net
say what you will...
by Moxie
The jeans worn out become
tomorrows collectors routine
in Japan, big yen
Pizzicato 5
by Moxie
I just ignore
your haikus and post
mine except when I like yours
I'll whipe my own ass thank you very much...
by Mox
