Bulging pantyhose
streched orthopedic holster
grandma has a cock

Grandma has a cock...
something about Old Duke, Bowflex
and Drink Moxie
Blessed be

nihilisim and
anarchy might be confused
GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!

mental images
of bad haiku authors cause
pause to reflect

some good bad haiku
covered old granny but good
a condom couldn't

summer cottoon dress
bra straps no stockings women
i breathe deep and dream

Tented floral dress
quickly reminds us all that
grandma has a cock

since you loved it, boo:

What's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dog, all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
---c 2001 by me, the author.

And to top off the
internet stink, issues come
across, being the net
say what you will...

The jeans worn out become
tomorrows collectors routine
in Japan, big yen
Pizzicato 5

I just ignore
your haikus and post
mine except when I like yours

I'll whipe my own ass thank you very much...

scepticism yep
bound to raise it's ugly head
grandma has a cock

such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock

illumination
there can be a benefit
going down in flames

1 1 4 8 6
the ole' 11487
blame them on ole' boo

'ja ever labor?
that's how you get these big arms
'n scars all over

'cept now is different
different because i did it
way different from you

you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?

who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?

maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones

all evening swimming
boo was all i could think of
nah only kiddin

shit boo, you asshole
i'd vote for you before dub
bush which says a lot

holy crap mcveigh
fuckin die already jerk
mommy wiped your ass

berk for me baby
you're the ugliest berk I
ever ass-wiped, berk.

berk, I was called a berk!
as I laid a major league
sphincter kiss on bush.

I got you shits so
gooood, you parrot me without
even thinking, HA!

deadzone, a countdown
from mine, bush philosophy?:
"that's entertainment!"

the execution
engine: there's no good engine
like a dead engine.

deadwood, one thousand
reporters at mine, Garza
gets seventy-five

three hundred protest
down to fifty" no suspense
of secrets released

bigger the cushion,
they say Frank Zappa said this
better the pushin

thunderclap newman
call out the instigators
something in the air

Rotten, rolling, DEAD!
Slipping, sliding, STOPPING...DEAD!
Creeping, crawling, DEAD!

A space in here,
Too much cost, lost.
Memories tossed.

sacred devotion
sweet jesus mother of god
be my succour now

deader than a corpse
that surely is a stinker
I thought I was off

in boo's puss filled fuckhole
there's a picture of dubya--and corn
colon tattoo that professes boo's love!!!!

pleez-not on your neez
let me greez up your titteez
you taste some of theez

just one more dead corpse
to hide in my basement floor
good to see you dead

raining cats and dogs
something smells fishy dear
might go for a bird

on my knees head bowed
jesus mary and joseph
who the fuck is joe?

she keeps on farting,
and farting, when I fuck her,
i ask her to stop.........

but she keeps farting,
japanese haiku about
farting Iron Woman

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm

i've been called a "berk"
can you imagine a "berk"
wounded mortally

mox boo mcveigh miss
everything mcnuggets boo
mommy wipes my ass

i'm still really dead
this upsets boo real bad
mommy wipes boo's ass

tonight i shit corn
mmm eat the corn num num
mommy wipes my ass

mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass

mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass

Mel, there is no use
When someone has made their mind
up, and on line...
what does it matter?

it sez:

down with government!
go somewhere else to kiss the
ass of dubya and dick, prick!