Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11466, June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11465, June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
Mel, there is no use
When someone has made their mind
up, and on line...
what does it matter?
Haiku # 11464, June 18, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by Mox
it sez:

down with government!
go somewhere else to kiss the
ass of dubya and dick, prick!
Haiku # 11463, June 18, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by boo
no art ap! haiku
is all supposed to have dub
entendre, theirs dubya!

so write what you spill
but shut the fuck up on those
that fulfill the perp.
Haiku # 11462, June 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by boo
just cuz you think you're
sooo bad! don't put your self-id
on what's said - just DIG!

there's stronger message
here, cauze this place AIN'T YOUR HOLE.
bad gets by cuza you, poofs.
Haiku # 11461, June 18, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by and mel, craphead!
and better than your "Me-Sex" is her:

what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs; all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
Haiku # 11460, June 18, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by boo
ap, you sick shit, don't
tell anyone what to do;
you know nothing, berk!

Miss E's nude plunge by
her and Raul a while back,
better that your ass-wipe.
Haiku # 11459, June 18, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by boo
reach down and tickle
me she hisses breathlessly
now i know i'm on
Haiku # 11458, June 18, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ap
she wiggles and moans
calls to jesus and mary
catholic girls are fun
Haiku # 11457, June 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
Haiku # 11456, June 18, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
Haiku # 11455, June 18, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by ap
carbon-based poet
lousy organic life form
please let me crush him
Haiku # 11454, June 18, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11453, June 18, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
weird -- so so so weird
it's weirder than anything
it's weirder than weird
Haiku # 11452, June 18, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by weird dude of weirdsville, USA
dude, what is this now?
whoa, a place for bad haikus
totally righteous!
Haiku # 11451, June 18, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The behemoth speaks
About her earth moving, but,
Haiku # 11450, June 18, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she want's me to stop
and I have this addiction
so keep doing it
Haiku # 11449, June 18, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
mudjimba's weeping
never you mind about her
women's business
Haiku # 11448, June 18, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
The sex was good.. true.
but now politics you spew
goodbye sweet haiku!
Haiku # 11447, June 18, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
He looks up at me
Like an old blind beatin dog
It is a sad day...
Haiku # 11446, June 18, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Kackarott
jake: no underwear
fly open at interview
may god help us all.
Haiku # 11445, June 18, 2001 9:52 am ET
by hegna
I was too hasty
that was a dog of a line
almost went too far

who came from behind?
head was down I went arse up
so slip into me
Haiku # 11444, June 18, 2001 7:18 am ET
by mellie
circumlocutely
the rain in spain falls mainly
due to gravity

Haiku # 11443, June 18, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ash
I'm so organised
always ready never late
I can always come

it drives me insane
really I am tickled pink
at the thought of it

I'll come from behind
drag myself up from my knees
I go with the rolls
Haiku # 11442, June 18, 2001 1:21 am ET
by mellie
snuggled in my bed
sleepy hand slides down to where
sleek sweet pussy purrs
Haiku # 11441, June 18, 2001 12:42 am ET
by mellie
mellie, please write me
a dirty haiku dripping
with your sweet juices

makes me wild, happy
honestly it does mellie
vital people, yeah!
Haiku # 11440, June 17, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by ap
come to think of it
i post too fuckin much too
but i'm an artist
Haiku # 11439, June 17, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by ap
boo, you post too much
miss everything and mcveigh
no art is involved

you need to get laid
you know, have a little fun?
mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 11438, June 17, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by ap
O K here it is
political agenda
get laid now a lot
Haiku # 11437, June 17, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by ap
dead on. with no one
listening, no one willing
to do their big bang.
Haiku # 11436, June 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead end. big, brave bush
has gone out on a-ledged of
leadership. Jump! Jump!
Haiku # 11435, June 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead to rights ~ major
league hassle - big time: th'on in
the hyst'ricly books.
Haiku # 11434, June 17, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead letter: e-mail
your congresspig and that ass-
hole, vice-pig.a.dent.
Haiku # 11433, June 17, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by McVeigh
Haikus? Haikus? We
don't need no stinking haikus!
Aiii eeeee! Ya! Ya! Ya!
Haiku # 11432, June 17, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by ap
cool ice cube blow job
melt water streams on her tits
just a kiss away
Haiku # 11431, June 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by ap
pics in my pock prove
"NO FADE!" my pockets empty?
I knew that... no lie...
Haiku # 11430, June 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by NASA
corona in the
cooler sings like a siren
this could get ugly
Haiku # 11429, June 17, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ap
the secret here is
to play hard and drink harder
reserve for fucking
Haiku # 11428, June 17, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ap
adrenaline as
a hormone calls to its
brothers to come play
Haiku # 11427, June 17, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ap
backwinded jib sail
pulls us through the weather's eye
crank the main down hard
Haiku # 11426, June 17, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by ap
centerboard humming
she got a bone in her teeth
spray stings our faces
Haiku # 11425, June 17, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by ap
What the heck is a Mudjimba?
Something like Jenga?
Or more like Risk, all life...
Haiku # 11424, June 17, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
hang on laddies...
the ride isn't over
till the martini sings
Haiku # 11423, June 17, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Plug your nose.
If you desire to cause hurt.
Go play a video game
Haiku # 11422, June 17, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Moxie of on stench...
Art is subjective.
It is how you feel as well
as who you are with.

if you are with those
who hate you, you sputter hate and derision.
Flowers, well... What's that smell?
Come on you damn clovers
Haiku # 11421, June 17, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie

news to all required
Shadow of the psychic vampire.
Haiku # 11420, June 17, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
It's the belief that
stubborn-ness prevails when
the opinion here is
fixed...and neutered...
Haiku # 11419, June 17, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
In the world wide web
of so many tied emotions...how
can you be kind here?

I'd like to see that...that would cause
me to drop dead from the shock of
seeing people actually be civil to one another!
Haiku # 11418, June 17, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Go to hell in a bucket,
enjoy the ride and
have a few drugs on me
Haiku # 11417, June 17, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Mox
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