Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

adrenaline as
a hormone calls to its
brothers to come play
Haiku # 11427, June 17, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ap
backwinded jib sail
pulls us through the weather's eye
crank the main down hard
Haiku # 11426, June 17, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by ap
centerboard humming
she got a bone in her teeth
spray stings our faces
Haiku # 11425, June 17, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by ap
What the heck is a Mudjimba?
Something like Jenga?
Or more like Risk, all life...
Haiku # 11424, June 17, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Moxie
hang on laddies...
the ride isn't over
till the martini sings
Haiku # 11423, June 17, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Plug your nose.
If you desire to cause hurt.
Go play a video game
Haiku # 11422, June 17, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Moxie of on stench...
Art is subjective.
It is how you feel as well
as who you are with.

if you are with those
who hate you, you sputter hate and derision.
Flowers, well... What's that smell?
Come on you damn clovers
Haiku # 11421, June 17, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Moxie

news to all required
Shadow of the psychic vampire.
Haiku # 11420, June 17, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Moxie
It's the belief that
stubborn-ness prevails when
the opinion here is
fixed...and neutered...
Haiku # 11419, June 17, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by Moxie
In the world wide web
of so many tied emotions...how
can you be kind here?

I'd like to see that...that would cause
me to drop dead from the shock of
seeing people actually be civil to one another!
Haiku # 11418, June 17, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Go to hell in a bucket,
enjoy the ride and
have a few drugs on me
Haiku # 11417, June 17, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Mox
ah, when I am
used as the anger factor, you
are managing, what happens in
your lives to feel this way?
I still live at home and pay too much
attention to people on line and what
they think I really am.
Haiku # 11416, June 17, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Moxie
press success in yurp.
hell goes well with adubya
n hitler, both bound.
Haiku # 11415, June 17, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
BTW, Mellie is still an angel...
And I like Ash but I don't know why...
Haiku # 11414, June 17, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
actually I'm getting carried away here.
I'm going to take over the world with
my bad smelling shirt from Denny's here
whining everyone to death and celebrating Father's
Day after having watched Star Wars last night.
RESPECT!
Haiku # 11413, June 17, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
We will meet someday.
I won't know you, you won't know me.
You will pick a book up by me.
Haiku # 11412, June 17, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Moxie
To say such hate and
put the moods and emotions
in one person is to say
you have no confidence in yourselves.
Haiku # 11411, June 17, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Your poetry shouldn't talk
like that. It's Satanic.
Like I was
Haiku # 11410, June 17, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
happy cum doner,
male baby-sitter's day, still
no diapers in NFL colors.
Haiku # 11409, June 17, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
who am I to trash
the twat; I just want to stand
up and be cunted.
Haiku # 11408, June 17, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by unconceding
I know twat is not
a crook, he's the front of it,
the latch-key lackey.

he's not smart enough
to connive OR REPENT. his
elucation's wrong.
Haiku # 11407, June 17, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by unconceding
smart move, put the bombs
you want to shoot at them right
in Russia, save gas.

one Rusky wants to
get back alaska, other
wants to sell the rest.
Haiku # 11406, June 17, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by unconceding of to putin 'n' hair-pie
ate my girl's panties
pre-laundry, tastes just Like ME?
oya, I'd worn them last.
Haiku # 11405, June 17, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by boo of to apelliemoxashaint
figured out you're all
the same, person! not "person"
just ALL the SAME, ew...
Haiku # 11404, June 17, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by apelliemoxashaint
watching my tv
i noted agent mulder
intuh aliens
Haiku # 11403, June 17, 2001 10:32 am ET
by ash
inter alia
so too was roy orbison
broke his heart I think
Haiku # 11402, June 17, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
office painted red
don't need to go to town now
I've been there before
Haiku # 11401, June 17, 2001 10:12 am ET
by mellie
amongst other things
i drop a few foreign words
inter alia
Haiku # 11400, June 17, 2001 2:23 am ET
by ash
the stench of moxie
permeates the haiku site
lingers like a fart
Haiku # 11399, June 16, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
he lives in a world
where he is ashamed, shunned
and despised. must suck.
Haiku # 11398, June 16, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
better to ignore
the prick has no pride or balls.
how can WE hurt him?
Haiku # 11397, June 16, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by ap
there is shame in this
purposeful stupidity
whining motherfucker
Haiku # 11396, June 16, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap - i know the count is wrong
when moxie posts here
i hate to follow the ass
hole churl he sucks
Haiku # 11395, June 16, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
unusual state.
anger is unproductive,
unavoidable.
Haiku # 11394, June 16, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by ap
Aye...see through anothers
eyes...it is hard but what will
I see through your own?
Haiku # 11393, June 16, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Moxie
see dog through window
plays in yard cares not for crap
that boy can teach me
Haiku # 11392, June 16, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by bruce
In my "raves" what did
I say? Did I say nothing
or did I say more?

Did some say a lot
of nothing, but in a pattern?
just a bit though...

And most say something
about sex, the birds, Bushy
where's that BUSHido?
Haiku # 11391, June 16, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Moxie
I have a manner
not the best manner to think
go "rave" style a bit

forgetting most
like to try and follow set
ways. For the long run.

I lose myself...
Haiku # 11390, June 16, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie of apologize a bit
what a fucking mess
what happened to haiku form
she is hot mellie
Haiku # 11389, June 16, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by bruce
I do not understand the missle shield?
What are we defending ourselves from?
What of China? Noodles...
If you don't environ, there will be nothing
left to sell and buy...there will be weeping in
Babylon DC when the Beast arrises...
Haiku # 11388, June 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Dub is a pumpkin
He is the current pin the tail on the president
till the next one arrives...
Haiku # 11387, June 16, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
Ten animal patterns
you must act as a beast
to get respect from man
he reacts like a mindless animal
at times...
I speak as one
Haiku # 11386, June 16, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by moxie
from a man not his
daddy - his daddy-killer.
follow the funny,

Mz ConGenitalia.
Haiku # 11385, June 16, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Superduperman
Fibonacci saw
it coming, this number, but
nothing did he write

I once fucked them high
enough to feel them thrusting
times ten to the eighth
Haiku # 11384, June 16, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Fibonacci sexcretary
Mz ConGenitalia

oswald innocent...
don't knock the wooden dubya
inherited it.
Haiku # 11383, June 16, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Superduperman
what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs. All its little
pittens are dat's dats!
Haiku # 11382, June 16, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Miss Everything
dead doornail McVeigh
wasn't me! or what I say:
just a croak of shit.
Haiku # 11381, June 16, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by McVeigh
twat gets in (cheating,
drinking all the way) gas up
except in Texas.

since it, really, had
been gore won, gas only gone
down in tennessee.
Haiku # 11380, June 16, 2001 3:26 pm ET
by unconceding
dead as a doornail
as a doornail to nail ya.
dubya doornail ya.
Haiku # 11379, June 16, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by McVeigh
under clinton, I
remember it better: the
Whiner Republick.

global Warm troopers
of adubya hitler are
major league butt-offs.
Haiku # 11378, June 16, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
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