Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

what a fucking mess
what happened to haiku form
she is hot mellie
Haiku # 11389, June 16, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by bruce
I do not understand the missle shield?
What are we defending ourselves from?
What of China? Noodles...
If you don't environ, there will be nothing
left to sell and buy...there will be weeping in
Babylon DC when the Beast arrises...
Haiku # 11388, June 16, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Dub is a pumpkin
He is the current pin the tail on the president
till the next one arrives...
Haiku # 11387, June 16, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
Ten animal patterns
you must act as a beast
to get respect from man
he reacts like a mindless animal
at times...
I speak as one
Haiku # 11386, June 16, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by moxie
from a man not his
daddy - his daddy-killer.
follow the funny,

Mz ConGenitalia.
Haiku # 11385, June 16, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Superduperman
Fibonacci saw
it coming, this number, but
nothing did he write

I once fucked them high
enough to feel them thrusting
times ten to the eighth
Haiku # 11384, June 16, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Fibonacci sexcretary
Mz ConGenitalia

oswald innocent...
don't knock the wooden dubya
inherited it.
Haiku # 11383, June 16, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Superduperman
what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs. All its little
pittens are dat's dats!
Haiku # 11382, June 16, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Miss Everything
dead doornail McVeigh
wasn't me! or what I say:
just a croak of shit.
Haiku # 11381, June 16, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by McVeigh
twat gets in (cheating,
drinking all the way) gas up
except in Texas.

since it, really, had
been gore won, gas only gone
down in tennessee.
Haiku # 11380, June 16, 2001 3:26 pm ET
by unconceding
dead as a doornail
as a doornail to nail ya.
dubya doornail ya.
Haiku # 11379, June 16, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by McVeigh
under clinton, I
remember it better: the
Whiner Republick.

global Warm troopers
of adubya hitler are
major league butt-offs.
Haiku # 11378, June 16, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
dead issue: dubya
media dahhh-ling, we hear
of no garbles now.
Haiku # 11377, June 16, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead as dubya in
europe, but I get haiku
spin round in my grave.
Haiku # 11376, June 16, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by McVeigh
kayvan, try a trip!
a knight's tour, all sixty-four
squares once, no repeats.
Haiku # 11375, June 16, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by wowser
mudjimba shivers
cold black water black swans sigh
dreamtime maroochy
Haiku # 11374, June 16, 2001 10:58 am ET
by mellie
The blood pours and pours
empathy cannot endure
I leave broken heart.
Haiku # 11373, June 16, 2001 7:09 am ET
by reprobate of the ugly place
pawn, knight bishop, rook, king, queen.
I rule my army.
coordination pays off: mate!
Haiku # 11372, June 16, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Kayvan
Haiku # 11371, June 16, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11370, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11369, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11368, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11367, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11366, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey dandy and got
a good fishing run
up on the creek in Moose River
and plenty of shacks too up there...
(vacations, you dig special)
Haiku # 11365, June 15, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, well, if we are trolls...
if in AD+D they grow back when killed
but in ADD it's just hyperactivity...
Haiku # 11364, June 15, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by Moxie
dead, oh, dead. needn't
brag - better off. hate not me,
hate killers you never see.
Haiku # 11363, June 15, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead as a lie. No,
lies live on, like liars not
truth/death defiers.
Haiku # 11362, June 15, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by McVeigh
whew! don't it always
go to show - you dolts jumbled
haiku runs together.
Haiku # 11361, June 15, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by boo
Iron-on Irony

radical poet
wilder that kerouac and
ginsberg together.
.....(that's gay*)
Haiku # 11360, June 15, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by wowzer
life of brian

twat brays to god and
builds missles, brays to god and
builds missle's defense

shoot, god, are you through
getting to him? what answers
does he hear from you?
Haiku # 11359, June 15, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by unconceding
book store druggie can't
help creative thought to a
spot. Don't wanna know...
.....(what I got)
Haiku # 11358, June 15, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by wowzer
Let Jenna Drink! there's
less time than you think, less to
live for, law's all lies.
(great rhyme, less filling)
Haiku # 11357, June 15, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
twat's european
vocation: talk, don't listen.
(hey?) "that's what suck-me did."

but suck-me was out
of office. allies cry, "you
just obey vice-dick!"
Haiku # 11356, June 15, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by unconceding
sweeter than wirdsworth
wiser than that stupid ghet
ferlinghetti - see:
.....(that a way)
Haiku # 11355, June 15, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by wowzer
sweeter than wirdsworth
wiser than that stupid ghet
ferlinghetti - see:
.....(that a way)
Haiku # 11354, June 15, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by wowzer
Jen's secret fan of...
Robert Downy? black velvet?
milk, junior, jesus.
Haiku # 11353, June 15, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Miss Everything
haiku classifieds
next-age poet seeks venue
woman must be ho.....(and willing to pay)
Haiku # 11352, June 15, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by wowzer
Why would he come here,
any more frequently? Same
old people babbling

About themselves and
harassing any one new;
flame bait, troll heaven......
Haiku # 11351, June 15, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by prefer the buddhafields
I would gladly blow
to help heat up bonfire
come lend a hand ash
Haiku # 11350, June 15, 2001 10:10 am ET
by mellie
sadly for us all
hollywood is a recluse
coming out rarely
Haiku # 11349, June 15, 2001 7:29 am ET
by ash
i need a spell check
five seven then five again
digger needs count check
Haiku # 11348, June 15, 2001 7:17 am ET
by ap
Ash is ok but
Does Hollywood Bonfire still
Prowl through this old haunt?
Haiku # 11346, June 15, 2001 4:16 am ET
by reverend Jim
Ash is ok but
Does Hollywood Bonfire still
Prowl through this old haunt?
Haiku # 11345, June 15, 2001 4:14 am ET
by reverend Jim
lucinda hears
something up the gravel road
someone is coming
Haiku # 11344, June 15, 2001 2:00 am ET
by mellie
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Haiku # 11339, June 14, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
black velvet paintings
of whisper purple nipples
mexican maidens

that's to be believed!
shall not have false images
martin luther king, jesus.
Haiku # 11336, June 14, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by wowzer
search engine roars to
life without jesus his dad
paid child support
Haiku # 11335, June 14, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by ap
black velvet paintings
elvis jesus martin king
i believe in them
Haiku # 11334, June 14, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ap
warm moist heat will help
but where can this be hiding
i must find her place
Haiku # 11333, June 14, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ap
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