Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

kayvan, try a trip!
a knight's tour, all sixty-four
squares once, no repeats.
Haiku # 11375, June 16, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by wowser
mudjimba shivers
cold black water black swans sigh
dreamtime maroochy
Haiku # 11374, June 16, 2001 10:58 am ET
by mellie
The blood pours and pours
empathy cannot endure
I leave broken heart.
Haiku # 11373, June 16, 2001 7:09 am ET
by reprobate of the ugly place
pawn, knight bishop, rook, king, queen.
I rule my army.
coordination pays off: mate!
Haiku # 11372, June 16, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Kayvan
Haiku # 11371, June 16, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11370, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11369, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11368, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11367, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11366, June 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey dandy and got
a good fishing run
up on the creek in Moose River
and plenty of shacks too up there...
(vacations, you dig special)
Haiku # 11365, June 15, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, well, if we are trolls...
if in AD+D they grow back when killed
but in ADD it's just hyperactivity...
Haiku # 11364, June 15, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by Moxie
dead, oh, dead. needn't
brag - better off. hate not me,
hate killers you never see.
Haiku # 11363, June 15, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead as a lie. No,
lies live on, like liars not
truth/death defiers.
Haiku # 11362, June 15, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by McVeigh
whew! don't it always
go to show - you dolts jumbled
haiku runs together.
Haiku # 11361, June 15, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by boo
Iron-on Irony

radical poet
wilder that kerouac and
ginsberg together.
.....(that's gay*)
Haiku # 11360, June 15, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by wowzer
life of brian

twat brays to god and
builds missles, brays to god and
builds missle's defense

shoot, god, are you through
getting to him? what answers
does he hear from you?
Haiku # 11359, June 15, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by unconceding
book store druggie can't
help creative thought to a
spot. Don't wanna know...
.....(what I got)
Haiku # 11358, June 15, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by wowzer
Let Jenna Drink! there's
less time than you think, less to
live for, law's all lies.
(great rhyme, less filling)
Haiku # 11357, June 15, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
twat's european
vocation: talk, don't listen.
(hey?) "that's what suck-me did."

but suck-me was out
of office. allies cry, "you
just obey vice-dick!"
Haiku # 11356, June 15, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by unconceding
sweeter than wirdsworth
wiser than that stupid ghet
ferlinghetti - see:
.....(that a way)
Haiku # 11355, June 15, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by wowzer
sweeter than wirdsworth
wiser than that stupid ghet
ferlinghetti - see:
.....(that a way)
Haiku # 11354, June 15, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by wowzer
Jen's secret fan of...
Robert Downy? black velvet?
milk, junior, jesus.
Haiku # 11353, June 15, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Miss Everything
haiku classifieds
next-age poet seeks venue
woman must be ho.....(and willing to pay)
Haiku # 11352, June 15, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by wowzer
Why would he come here,
any more frequently? Same
old people babbling

About themselves and
harassing any one new;
flame bait, troll heaven......
Haiku # 11351, June 15, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by prefer the buddhafields
I would gladly blow
to help heat up bonfire
come lend a hand ash
Haiku # 11350, June 15, 2001 10:10 am ET
by mellie
sadly for us all
hollywood is a recluse
coming out rarely
Haiku # 11349, June 15, 2001 7:29 am ET
by ash
i need a spell check
five seven then five again
digger needs count check
Haiku # 11348, June 15, 2001 7:17 am ET
by ap
Ash is ok but
Does Hollywood Bonfire still
Prowl through this old haunt?
Haiku # 11346, June 15, 2001 4:16 am ET
by reverend Jim
Ash is ok but
Does Hollywood Bonfire still
Prowl through this old haunt?
Haiku # 11345, June 15, 2001 4:14 am ET
by reverend Jim
lucinda hears
something up the gravel road
someone is coming
Haiku # 11344, June 15, 2001 2:00 am ET
by mellie
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Haiku # 11339, June 14, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
black velvet paintings
of whisper purple nipples
mexican maidens

that's to be believed!
shall not have false images
martin luther king, jesus.
Haiku # 11336, June 14, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by wowzer
search engine roars to
life without jesus his dad
paid child support
Haiku # 11335, June 14, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by ap
black velvet paintings
elvis jesus martin king
i believe in them
Haiku # 11334, June 14, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ap
warm moist heat will help
but where can this be hiding
i must find her place
Haiku # 11333, June 14, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ap
these bones are rotting
disbelieving, persistent
the concept foreign
Haiku # 11332, June 14, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by ap
words, though elegant,
merely express a concept.
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 11331, June 14, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ap
too young for this pain
vioxx nortriptylene
darvon skelaxin
Haiku # 11330, June 14, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ap
Kafkaeque Kerouac Kevorkian...
Sillmarillion Sid and Nancy Dr. Suess
Anton LaVey Tim LaHaye Louis L'amour
Haiku # 11329, June 14, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Moxie
the horror about Tim
is he did what we might do
without remorse, blind...
Haiku # 11328, June 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
still mute... fading...
shut up I say more, claymore,
than melatonin.
Haiku # 11327, June 14, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by McVeigh
should be third under those

twat says he knows. "What!?"
all their concerns, been spying
on them for years now.
Haiku # 11326, June 14, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by unconceding
the pestilent is
told by our allies, "global
warming is deadly,

weaponry is waste,
don't target federation:
truth about sky guys."

Haiku # 11325, June 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by unconceding
pain puddles with rain
but bitter mud-suckers
hate one, everyone.
Haiku # 11324, June 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
will it be zum or

dba that we go to play?

i would love to know!
Haiku # 11323, June 14, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
that proves it he's dead
forgotten man is now gone
we eat what we like
Haiku # 11322, June 14, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
dead still. hammer down.
forget clits, who's killing the
great chefs of europe?
Haiku # 11321, June 14, 2001 11:11 am ET
by McVeigh
O my appetite
make mine almost raw please mate
running juice is fine
Haiku # 11320, June 14, 2001 8:33 am ET
by mellie
as for the message
please make mine medium rare
bad haiku well done
Haiku # 11319, June 14, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ap
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