Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

these bones are rotting
disbelieving, persistent
the concept foreign
Haiku # 11332, June 14, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by ap
words, though elegant,
merely express a concept.
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 11331, June 14, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ap
too young for this pain
vioxx nortriptylene
darvon skelaxin
Haiku # 11330, June 14, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ap
Kafkaeque Kerouac Kevorkian...
Sillmarillion Sid and Nancy Dr. Suess
Anton LaVey Tim LaHaye Louis L'amour
Haiku # 11329, June 14, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Moxie
the horror about Tim
is he did what we might do
without remorse, blind...
Haiku # 11328, June 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
still mute... fading...
shut up I say more, claymore,
than melatonin.
Haiku # 11327, June 14, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by McVeigh
should be third under those

twat says he knows. "What!?"
all their concerns, been spying
on them for years now.
Haiku # 11326, June 14, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by unconceding
the pestilent is
told by our allies, "global
warming is deadly,

weaponry is waste,
don't target federation:
truth about sky guys."

Haiku # 11325, June 14, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by unconceding
pain puddles with rain
but bitter mud-suckers
hate one, everyone.
Haiku # 11324, June 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
will it be zum or

dba that we go to play?

i would love to know!
Haiku # 11323, June 14, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
that proves it he's dead
forgotten man is now gone
we eat what we like
Haiku # 11322, June 14, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
dead still. hammer down.
forget clits, who's killing the
great chefs of europe?
Haiku # 11321, June 14, 2001 11:11 am ET
by McVeigh
O my appetite
make mine almost raw please mate
running juice is fine
Haiku # 11320, June 14, 2001 8:33 am ET
by mellie
as for the message
please make mine medium rare
bad haiku well done
Haiku # 11319, June 14, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ap
all too commonly
medium as the message
is a rarity
Haiku # 11318, June 14, 2001 7:26 am ET
by ash
clits - you forgot clits
you know, the little pink part
with all the flavor
Haiku # 11317, June 14, 2001 6:39 am ET
by ap
titties ass titties
ass ass titties titties ass
and titties ass ass
Haiku # 11316, June 14, 2001 3:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of ass
:- the network is the liquor
:-- the network is the liquor
:- the network is the liquor
Haiku # 11315, June 14, 2001 3:47 am ET
by argh
timothy mcveigh
noisier since they killed you
than you were in life
Haiku # 11314, June 14, 2001 2:22 am ET
by ash
cremation gone cold
hit that creep with a hammer
that should shut him up
Haiku # 11313, June 13, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by mellie
dead still. voted off
the planet... and then some, but
consider all this:

let me injection-
er... interject, who
deserved to kill waco kids.

pineridge agent charged
with murder, cause he's ethnic,
white rascist bastards.
Haiku # 11312, June 13, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by McVeigh of to 11259
I'm not me. I am
you. I am everyting you
thought you knew, too true!!
Haiku # 11311, June 13, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by boo
twat sells europe his
mini-missles: pollution
shot outa the sky.
Haiku # 11310, June 13, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by unconceding
dead still, people keep
talking like I acted, as
I died, all alone

oswald didn't, the
bombers of MOVE and Waco
didn't, either. moot.
Haiku # 11309, June 13, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by McVeigh
out of the garage
on the road again humming
willie nelson's song

we had fun fun fun
music music music too
at the cement box

theatre tonight
twinkle twinkle little star
mum whistled loudest
Haiku # 11308, June 13, 2001 11:10 am ET
by mellie
Mundane but safe life
Or longing for the magic
Who dares break the mould?
Haiku # 11307, June 13, 2001 7:19 am ET
by digger
one-tel to none tell
freezing our assets off here
the wrong connections
Haiku # 11306, June 13, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
unconceeding boo
switching handles. but ask, did
boo miss everyting?
Haiku # 11305, June 13, 2001 6:48 am ET
by ap
vengeful summer day
expecting heat and lightning
drizzle clouds my mind
Haiku # 11304, June 13, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ap
i've lived a hard life
i've got it so bad so bad

oh wait no i'm mi$taken!
Haiku # 11303, June 13, 2001 2:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no load to be blown
frustrated and flacid
time to go to sleep
Haiku # 11302, June 13, 2001 2:55 am ET
by argh
:everything ok
: in Oklahoma City
: says the onion
Haiku # 11301, June 13, 2001 2:54 am ET
by argh
:
: smoke another bowl
: get drunk and pass the fuck out
: school life is good
:
Haiku # 11300, June 13, 2001 2:53 am ET
by argh
: jerking and smirking
: i'm gonna blow my big load
: right here in your face
Haiku # 11299, June 13, 2001 2:51 am ET
by argh
Beautiful young child
Eyelash fans on petal cheeks
Sweetly sleeping rose
Haiku # 11298, June 12, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by digger
dead now. down to the
histories in nooks of deep
throat classifieds, yeah^
Haiku # 11297, June 12, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by McVeigh
and when the agents
get here, I'll lead the gang bang
of lawyers on them.
-on their sorry asses:
Haiku # 11296, June 12, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by McVeigh
still dead. injection
ecstacy, see you later
where we all end down.
Haiku # 11295, June 12, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by McVeigh
three weird bickerers
send me snicker erroring
hurpose bore-her-ing
Haiku # 11294, June 12, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by boo
Abigail's Anne said
something very grand, so I
am I am I am
Haiku # 11293, June 12, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by unconceding
sadness is your theme,
hurt is on your mind today,
something bad happen?
Haiku # 11292, June 12, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
small cuts seeping blood
unfold red geometry
flesh after theorem
Haiku # 11291, June 12, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fat tears splash clenched fists
a low moan rises slowly
sorrow beyond words
Haiku # 11290, June 12, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Madonna Mama
is quite a wordsmith, i am
very, v. impressed.
Haiku # 11289, June 12, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
listening for her car
he hears his own heart beating
cool pillow soothes him
Haiku # 11288, June 12, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
get your dead sea scrolls
operators standing by
fifty one fifty
Haiku # 11287, June 12, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
The big apple is
for Teva. Please come here now!
Party is waiting.
Haiku # 11286, June 12, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
Museum work drags
There aren't any slides to scan
I don't belong here
Haiku # 11285, June 12, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Teva of LA
Heal thyself Longo
Where has your stethescope gone?
You have no patients
Haiku # 11284, June 12, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Teva of LA
We three must have lame
Jobs. Do we just play on the
Internet all day?????????
Haiku # 11283, June 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
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