Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

one-tel to none tell
freezing our assets off here
the wrong connections
Haiku # 11306, June 13, 2001 7:12 am ET
by ash
unconceeding boo
switching handles. but ask, did
boo miss everyting?
Haiku # 11305, June 13, 2001 6:48 am ET
by ap
vengeful summer day
expecting heat and lightning
drizzle clouds my mind
Haiku # 11304, June 13, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ap
i've lived a hard life
i've got it so bad so bad

oh wait no i'm mi$taken!
Haiku # 11303, June 13, 2001 2:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no load to be blown
frustrated and flacid
time to go to sleep
Haiku # 11302, June 13, 2001 2:55 am ET
by argh
:everything ok
: in Oklahoma City
: says the onion
Haiku # 11301, June 13, 2001 2:54 am ET
by argh
:
: smoke another bowl
: get drunk and pass the fuck out
: school life is good
:
Haiku # 11300, June 13, 2001 2:53 am ET
by argh
: jerking and smirking
: i'm gonna blow my big load
: right here in your face
Haiku # 11299, June 13, 2001 2:51 am ET
by argh
Beautiful young child
Eyelash fans on petal cheeks
Sweetly sleeping rose
Haiku # 11298, June 12, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by digger
dead now. down to the
histories in nooks of deep
throat classifieds, yeah^
Haiku # 11297, June 12, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by McVeigh
and when the agents
get here, I'll lead the gang bang
of lawyers on them.
-on their sorry asses:
Haiku # 11296, June 12, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by McVeigh
still dead. injection
ecstacy, see you later
where we all end down.
Haiku # 11295, June 12, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by McVeigh
three weird bickerers
send me snicker erroring
hurpose bore-her-ing
Haiku # 11294, June 12, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by boo
Abigail's Anne said
something very grand, so I
am I am I am
Haiku # 11293, June 12, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by unconceding
sadness is your theme,
hurt is on your mind today,
something bad happen?
Haiku # 11292, June 12, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
small cuts seeping blood
unfold red geometry
flesh after theorem
Haiku # 11291, June 12, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fat tears splash clenched fists
a low moan rises slowly
sorrow beyond words
Haiku # 11290, June 12, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Madonna Mama
is quite a wordsmith, i am
very, v. impressed.
Haiku # 11289, June 12, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
listening for her car
he hears his own heart beating
cool pillow soothes him
Haiku # 11288, June 12, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
get your dead sea scrolls
operators standing by
fifty one fifty
Haiku # 11287, June 12, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
The big apple is
for Teva. Please come here now!
Party is waiting.
Haiku # 11286, June 12, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by octavia of nyc
Museum work drags
There aren't any slides to scan
I don't belong here
Haiku # 11285, June 12, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Teva of LA
Heal thyself Longo
Where has your stethescope gone?
You have no patients
Haiku # 11284, June 12, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Teva of LA
We three must have lame
Jobs. Do we just play on the
Internet all day?????????
Haiku # 11283, June 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
Teva--I give up.
Move to "New" York. I'll just stay
Here, and save some lives.....
Haiku # 11282, June 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
Haiku # 11281, June 12, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11280, June 12, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11279, June 12, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Teva, L.A. sucks--
Walk down the street, turn around
And O.J. kills you.
Haiku # 11278, June 12, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
With cone on your head
And brownie under your nails
You wage a strong fight
Haiku # 11277, June 12, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Teva of LA
I shall move somewhere
To the town without pity?
oops-that's where I am
Haiku # 11276, June 12, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Teva of LA
Teva run from Oc-
Tavia. I hear she's mean
And she kills people.
Haiku # 11275, June 12, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Michael Longo
If I had a dime
For all the times with cone on
My head, I'd be rich.
Haiku # 11274, June 12, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Michael Longo
Perhaps she can meet
us in the middle, in the
city of broken dreams, no?
Haiku # 11273, June 12, 2001 11:53 am ET
by octavia of nyc
you met me before,
December, i think it was,
with cone on your head.
Haiku # 11272, June 12, 2001 11:51 am ET
by octavia of nyc
Stinky Teva, come
To City of Brotherly
Love; No-no New Yuck.
Haiku # 11271, June 12, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Octavia who
Are you? Stay away from my
Teva. She smells bad.
Haiku # 11270, June 12, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Pat Benatar sings
As do the drunken buffoons
Hell IS for children
Haiku # 11269, June 12, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Teva of LA
Colander Head oh
Colander Head big fun
angry city of NB
Haiku # 11268, June 12, 2001 11:30 am ET
by octavia of nyc
Around the corner
Penguins with zipped lips await
Don't be impatient
Haiku # 11267, June 12, 2001 11:28 am ET
by octavia of nyc
Ah, New York new York
Find me a job and I'm yours
LA smells bad too
Haiku # 11266, June 12, 2001 11:18 am ET
by teva of LA
New York is smelly
but teva should move to it
because we miss her
Haiku # 11265, June 12, 2001 11:10 am ET
by octavia of nyc
monkey on my roof
you like the tatse of vinyl
oh, great adventure
Haiku # 11264, June 12, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Teva of LA
okay, so i'm late
i guess i'll go round again
reincarnation
Haiku # 11263, June 12, 2001 9:18 am ET
by ash
yeah two rights make it wrong!
Haiku # 11262, June 12, 2001 6:48 am ET
by mellie
yeah right right on mate
almost had me stumped digger
it was quite 'armless
Haiku # 11261, June 12, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
I lose my left arm
Obvious conclusion is
Right arm would be left
Haiku # 11260, June 12, 2001 4:44 am ET
by digger
McVeigh has NO RIGHT
To enjoy LIFE! So many
DEAD by his small hands.
Haiku # 11259, June 11, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC DEATH PENALTY SUPPORTER
Haiku # 11258, June 11, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
justice not revenge
killed with a euphemism
makes you just as dead
Haiku # 11257, June 11, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ash
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