Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

We three must have lame
Jobs. Do we just play on the
Internet all day?????????
Haiku # 11283, June 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
Teva--I give up.
Move to "New" York. I'll just stay
Here, and save some lives.....
Haiku # 11282, June 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
Haiku # 11281, June 12, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11280, June 12, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11279, June 12, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Teva, L.A. sucks--
Walk down the street, turn around
And O.J. kills you.
Haiku # 11278, June 12, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
With cone on your head
And brownie under your nails
You wage a strong fight
Haiku # 11277, June 12, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Teva of LA
I shall move somewhere
To the town without pity?
oops-that's where I am
Haiku # 11276, June 12, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Teva of LA
Teva run from Oc-
Tavia. I hear she's mean
And she kills people.
Haiku # 11275, June 12, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Michael Longo
If I had a dime
For all the times with cone on
My head, I'd be rich.
Haiku # 11274, June 12, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Michael Longo
Perhaps she can meet
us in the middle, in the
city of broken dreams, no?
Haiku # 11273, June 12, 2001 11:53 am ET
by octavia of nyc
you met me before,
December, i think it was,
with cone on your head.
Haiku # 11272, June 12, 2001 11:51 am ET
by octavia of nyc
Stinky Teva, come
To City of Brotherly
Love; No-no New Yuck.
Haiku # 11271, June 12, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Octavia who
Are you? Stay away from my
Teva. She smells bad.
Haiku # 11270, June 12, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Pat Benatar sings
As do the drunken buffoons
Hell IS for children
Haiku # 11269, June 12, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Teva of LA
Colander Head oh
Colander Head big fun
angry city of NB
Haiku # 11268, June 12, 2001 11:30 am ET
by octavia of nyc
Around the corner
Penguins with zipped lips await
Don't be impatient
Haiku # 11267, June 12, 2001 11:28 am ET
by octavia of nyc
Ah, New York new York
Find me a job and I'm yours
LA smells bad too
Haiku # 11266, June 12, 2001 11:18 am ET
by teva of LA
New York is smelly
but teva should move to it
because we miss her
Haiku # 11265, June 12, 2001 11:10 am ET
by octavia of nyc
monkey on my roof
you like the tatse of vinyl
oh, great adventure
Haiku # 11264, June 12, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Teva of LA
okay, so i'm late
i guess i'll go round again
reincarnation
Haiku # 11263, June 12, 2001 9:18 am ET
by ash
yeah two rights make it wrong!
Haiku # 11262, June 12, 2001 6:48 am ET
by mellie
yeah right right on mate
almost had me stumped digger
it was quite 'armless
Haiku # 11261, June 12, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
I lose my left arm
Obvious conclusion is
Right arm would be left
Haiku # 11260, June 12, 2001 4:44 am ET
by digger
McVeigh has NO RIGHT
To enjoy LIFE! So many
DEAD by his small hands.
Haiku # 11259, June 11, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC DEATH PENALTY SUPPORTER
Haiku # 11258, June 11, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
justice not revenge
killed with a euphemism
makes you just as dead
Haiku # 11257, June 11, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ash
philadelphia
zoo tortise erotica
horny beasts with shells
Haiku # 11256, June 11, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
arthritic knees, back
alcohol analgesic
heroin would do
Haiku # 11255, June 11, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by ap
MOVE TO PHILLY. IT'S
FUN. REMEMBER WHEN A MON-
KEY ATE YOUR CAR ROOF?
Haiku # 11254, June 11, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by Michael Longo of The Sound of Philadelphia
sauerkraut and pork
mashed potatoes and lager
wife screams for mercy
Haiku # 11253, June 11, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by ap
Kennedys can watch
All they want. Don't matter--they're
All dead anyway...
Haiku # 11252, June 11, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Phillydelphia
Misguided Longo
The Kennedy's are watching
They'll break your hip too
Haiku # 11251, June 11, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by Teva of LA
alledged a grievance
to the repugnant four witches'
tanned, "au natural" undergrads.
Haiku # 11250, June 11, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by McVeigh
Teva I love your
Broken hips and ugly lips
Because "I'm Rose Too!"
Haiku # 11249, June 11, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Mike Longo you freak
Why must you bother me so
You who smells my rose
Haiku # 11248, June 11, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by Teva of LA
phew I really must
blurt it out for lentil soup
brontophobia
Haiku # 11247, June 11, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by mellie
Dead Now. a life for
oklahoma's for waco...
children are children.
Haiku # 11246, June 11, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by McVeigh
Dead Now. the truth can
come out and it won't save me
or "John 'fucking' Doe".
Haiku # 11245, June 11, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by McVeigh
Macho on the march
too much alone, driven by
hormones and beer
Haiku # 11244, June 11, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku is stuck, now
it is hiding from morning
still wrapped in blankets

Haiku # 11243, June 11, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
noted soprano
tone's off key baton down hatch
reaching fever pitch
Haiku # 11242, June 11, 2001 8:16 am ET
by mellie
just say no to drugs
give that man an injection
irony kills me
Haiku # 11241, June 11, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
sick killing sicko
sedately close circuit down
it's a big cop-out
Haiku # 11240, June 11, 2001 5:04 am ET
by mellie
between you and me
i like it best with nothing
between you and me
Haiku # 11239, June 11, 2001 4:20 am ET
by ash
i had a great time
sent my liver to rehab
and my brain to bed
Haiku # 11238, June 11, 2001 4:14 am ET
by ash
tickles you digger!
he tickles everything
he's stimulating

he is my master
my teacher my haiku mate
he gets me going

ash has devotees
he is a man in his prime
he's my kind of bloke
Haiku # 11237, June 11, 2001 3:53 am ET
by mellie
Almost miss the plane
Avidly reading haiku
Ash tickles my brain
Haiku # 11236, June 11, 2001 2:49 am ET
by digger
In my morning wake
the smell of you greets me in
my morning shower
Haiku # 11235, June 11, 2001 12:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
thirty minutes in
I was born for this honey
come on baby cum
Haiku # 11234, June 10, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by mellie
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