Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

yeah right right on mate
almost had me stumped digger
it was quite 'armless
Haiku # 11261, June 12, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
I lose my left arm
Obvious conclusion is
Right arm would be left
Haiku # 11260, June 12, 2001 4:44 am ET
by digger
McVeigh has NO RIGHT
To enjoy LIFE! So many
DEAD by his small hands.
Haiku # 11259, June 11, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC DEATH PENALTY SUPPORTER
Haiku # 11258, June 11, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
justice not revenge
killed with a euphemism
makes you just as dead
Haiku # 11257, June 11, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ash
philadelphia
zoo tortise erotica
horny beasts with shells
Haiku # 11256, June 11, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
arthritic knees, back
alcohol analgesic
heroin would do
Haiku # 11255, June 11, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by ap
MOVE TO PHILLY. IT'S
FUN. REMEMBER WHEN A MON-
KEY ATE YOUR CAR ROOF?
Haiku # 11254, June 11, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by Michael Longo of The Sound of Philadelphia
sauerkraut and pork
mashed potatoes and lager
wife screams for mercy
Haiku # 11253, June 11, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by ap
Kennedys can watch
All they want. Don't matter--they're
All dead anyway...
Haiku # 11252, June 11, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Phillydelphia
Misguided Longo
The Kennedy's are watching
They'll break your hip too
Haiku # 11251, June 11, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by Teva of LA
alledged a grievance
to the repugnant four witches'
tanned, "au natural" undergrads.
Haiku # 11250, June 11, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by McVeigh
Teva I love your
Broken hips and ugly lips
Because "I'm Rose Too!"
Haiku # 11249, June 11, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Mike Longo you freak
Why must you bother me so
You who smells my rose
Haiku # 11248, June 11, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by Teva of LA
phew I really must
blurt it out for lentil soup
brontophobia
Haiku # 11247, June 11, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by mellie
Dead Now. a life for
oklahoma's for waco...
children are children.
Haiku # 11246, June 11, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by McVeigh
Dead Now. the truth can
come out and it won't save me
or "John 'fucking' Doe".
Haiku # 11245, June 11, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by McVeigh
Macho on the march
too much alone, driven by
hormones and beer
Haiku # 11244, June 11, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku is stuck, now
it is hiding from morning
still wrapped in blankets

Haiku # 11243, June 11, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
noted soprano
tone's off key baton down hatch
reaching fever pitch
Haiku # 11242, June 11, 2001 8:16 am ET
by mellie
just say no to drugs
give that man an injection
irony kills me
Haiku # 11241, June 11, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
sick killing sicko
sedately close circuit down
it's a big cop-out
Haiku # 11240, June 11, 2001 5:04 am ET
by mellie
between you and me
i like it best with nothing
between you and me
Haiku # 11239, June 11, 2001 4:20 am ET
by ash
i had a great time
sent my liver to rehab
and my brain to bed
Haiku # 11238, June 11, 2001 4:14 am ET
by ash
tickles you digger!
he tickles everything
he's stimulating

he is my master
my teacher my haiku mate
he gets me going

ash has devotees
he is a man in his prime
he's my kind of bloke
Haiku # 11237, June 11, 2001 3:53 am ET
by mellie
Almost miss the plane
Avidly reading haiku
Ash tickles my brain
Haiku # 11236, June 11, 2001 2:49 am ET
by digger
In my morning wake
the smell of you greets me in
my morning shower
Haiku # 11235, June 11, 2001 12:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
thirty minutes in
I was born for this honey
come on baby cum
Haiku # 11234, June 10, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by mellie
but five years from now
Haiku # 11233, June 10, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
no pussy for me
for at least five or six days
then she will give in
Haiku # 11232, June 10, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by ap
pissed off wife carps on
got drunk with mates in the pub
pay day will fix all
Haiku # 11231, June 10, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by ap
mellie drives me nuts
over twelve thousand miles
hormones drip freely
Haiku # 11230, June 10, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by ap
now what's this I hear
about mixing sex, politics
and religion...hmm
Haiku # 11229, June 10, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Moxie
Sundays and Haiku
are always so much nicer
when sex is involved
Haiku # 11228, June 10, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of ( thanks )
This color I dreamed
is between purple and green
is named laverine
Haiku # 11227, June 10, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
me innocently
go on to bad haiku page
end up with long board
Haiku # 11226, June 10, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by bruce
I see in my dreams
colors that haven't been seen
beyond blue and green
Haiku # 11225, June 10, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I can't change the world
nor, will I ever change you
I only change me
Haiku # 11224, June 10, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Last chance to dance trance
plays low behind me, peering
over my shoulder
Haiku # 11223, June 10, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sunken in flowers
green grass and a sky so blue
I lay here with you
Haiku # 11222, June 10, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thirty minutes in
my face is starting to numb
no, honey... don't come
Haiku # 11221, June 10, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
closely shaved pussy
sensationally sexy
silky slippery sleek
Haiku # 11220, June 10, 2001 10:21 am ET
by mellie
weilding the razor
takes a steady hand and yet
I can wet myself

sweetie take care now
you know what this does to me
how can I lie still?
Haiku # 11219, June 10, 2001 10:12 am ET
by mellie
essence of flavor
is best savored when pussy
is wet, closely shaved.
Haiku # 11218, June 10, 2001 8:26 am ET
by ap
let's have a look now
appearance is second to
excellent flavor
Haiku # 11217, June 10, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ap
opportunity
oral gratification
mutual pleasure
Haiku # 11216, June 10, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ap
mine two are ok
gentlemen have commented
were they sucking-up?
Haiku # 11215, June 10, 2001 5:23 am ET
by mellie
long boards regattas
blue water classically
simply perfection
Haiku # 11214, June 10, 2001 5:17 am ET
by mellie
they seem big enough
for me ap, and I told
her so you should too
Haiku # 11213, June 10, 2001 4:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wife's tits are not big
Just nice Just nice small nipples
This is my heaven
Haiku # 11212, June 9, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ap
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