no pussy for me
for at least five or six days
then she will give in
by ap
pissed off wife carps on
got drunk with mates in the pub
pay day will fix all
by ap
mellie drives me nuts
over twelve thousand miles
hormones drip freely
by ap
now what's this I hear
about mixing sex, politics
and religion...hmm
by Moxie
Sundays and Haiku
are always so much nicer
when sex is involved
by Betty LeBomb of ( thanks )
This color I dreamed
is between purple and green
is named laverine
by Betty LeBomb
me innocently
go on to bad haiku page
end up with long board
by bruce
I see in my dreams
colors that haven't been seen
beyond blue and green
by Betty LeBomb
I can't change the world
nor, will I ever change you
I only change me
by Betty LeBomb
Last chance to dance trance
plays low behind me, peering
over my shoulder
by Betty LeBomb
Sunken in flowers
green grass and a sky so blue
I lay here with you
by Betty LeBomb
Thirty minutes in
my face is starting to numb
no, honey... don't come
by Betty LeBomb
closely shaved pussy
sensationally sexy
silky slippery sleek
by mellie
weilding the razor
takes a steady hand and yet
I can wet myself
sweetie take care now
you know what this does to me
how can I lie still?
by mellie
essence of flavor
is best savored when pussy
is wet, closely shaved.
by ap
let's have a look now
appearance is second to
excellent flavor
by ap
opportunity
oral gratification
mutual pleasure
by ap
mine two are ok
gentlemen have commented
were they sucking-up?
by mellie
long boards regattas
blue water classically
simply perfection
by mellie
they seem big enough
for me ap, and I told
her so you should too
by Anonymous Poet
wife's tits are not big
Just nice Just nice small nipples
This is my heaven
by ap
politics is not
typically the a subject
of artful discourse
by ap
politics are for
feeble minded deluded
fools with small peckers
by ap
I went fishin' too.
Tomorrow I will sail.
My wife has nice tits.
by ap
Uhhh... who gives a fuck?
I got drunk and fucked today.
You watched CNN?
by ap
i read the haiku
although I don't disagree
this is what i hear
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
by jg-bigg'ems
in signal versus
noise... i only hear loud noise
haiku needs signal
by jg-bigg'ems
Abigail Thernstrom,
you called it, "an ongoing
act to undermine..."
the report ofd the
commission you're appointed
to, fact find the crime!
by Abigail's Anne
voter rights denied,
"legitimacy" is not
the issue intent
even the suspects,
george, harris, and jeb, say the
faults took correction
by Abigail's Anne
but those faults were still
CRIMES - BeFore those corrections
and hidden motives
and motive intent
doesn't have to be proved - cuz
fraud is SO heinous
by Abigail's Anne
the problem is the
illegitimacy of
fraudulent elects
your partison, "oink!"
that the report undermines
only what facts PROVE
why weren't the chads punched
out? conspiracy to
see ballots denied!
by Abigail's Anne
after a few of
you go to jail for corrupt
dictatorship, please...
then the goopy GOP
can get back to buying votes
with tax break promise
by Abigail's Anne
three engineers here
fantastic blonde exits truck
men admire truck
by ap this is true
Geeks of all flavors
May find virtue in crafted
lines of syllables.
by Phaedrus
there's nothing up here
warming to the task on hand
I gave in to me
by mellie
June 8th yielded so
Few haiku so I wonder
What's up in the land
by Janis of Toronto
what the fuck is 'californey' anyway?
by btx
you are cocksuckers
at least when writing haiku
your work is doo-doo
by btx
flutterbys are free
coast more in californey
flitter fly by me
by Miss Everything
rapid any trunks
doesn't bet you could if wish
THAT wonder wooden
by Miss Everything
knowledge incomplete
restrict hot air emissions
under mister bush
air is foulest there
it's something really stinky
someone tell him now
by mellie
Dictionary site
speaks only meaning, not truth
I use apothegm
by Betty LeBomb
The final score was
Betty, seventy-seven
wiener dogs, zero
by Betty LeBomb
