Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

June 8th yielded so
Few haiku so I wonder
What's up in the land
Haiku # 11196, June 9, 2001 2:33 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 11195, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11194, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11193, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11192, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11191, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11190, June 9, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what the fuck is 'californey' anyway?
Haiku # 11189, June 9, 2001 1:37 am ET
by btx
you are cocksuckers
at least when writing haiku
your work is doo-doo
Haiku # 11188, June 9, 2001 1:36 am ET
by btx
flutterbys are free
coast more in californey
flitter fly by me
Haiku # 11187, June 8, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Miss Everything
rapid any trunks
doesn't bet you could if wish
THAT wonder wooden
Haiku # 11186, June 8, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
knowledge incomplete
restrict hot air emissions
under mister bush

air is foulest there
it's something really stinky
someone tell him now
Haiku # 11185, June 8, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
Dictionary site
speaks only meaning, not truth
I use apothegm
Haiku # 11184, June 7, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The final score was
Betty, seventy-seven
wiener dogs, zero
Haiku # 11183, June 7, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eastern eastern cow
sitting there not wondering how
secrets of the Tao
Haiku # 11182, June 7, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my blue sky

Haiku # 11181, June 7, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gurtle turtle tree
someone grew a pearl in me
sinking deepest sea
Haiku # 11180, June 7, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
eight times five is nice
forty seems almost too right
maybe eleven
Haiku # 11179, June 7, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Up down all around
squares and circles falling down
up around and down
Haiku # 11178, June 7, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Frogs rise up en masse!
bring us to the new order!
end the tyranny!
Haiku # 11177, June 7, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hopping frog spotted
scrubing off his ugly spots
vainly floating frog
Haiku # 11176, June 7, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
no one used haiku
1-1-1-6-9, but it
wasn't saved for me.

now I must wait for
1-1-2-6-9 to show
my thanks, but no thanks.
Haiku # 11175, June 7, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by Miss Everything
poor teva being
bored to death by you. why not
break her other hip.
Haiku # 11174, June 7, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by boo
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11173, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11172, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11171, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke here hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11170, June 7, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Haiku # 11169, June 7, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex with raver girl
police come take me away
said she was eighteen
Haiku # 11168, June 7, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by badidea
by default you are
always at the top of my
fav party guest list
Haiku # 11167, June 7, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bite hurt and bled
hand in the air, a trophy
at home, bleach-doused
Haiku # 11166, June 7, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by rrruuuT! of Ruuut!
In all eight directions
no Beasts, no funny dates...
if she strips and bites, ouch
give that girl a tip
Haiku # 11165, June 7, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Moxie
married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it
Haiku # 11164, June 7, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by kooot! of kaaat!
Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high
Haiku # 11163, June 7, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy
Haiku # 11162, June 7, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe
Haiku # 11161, June 7, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple
Haiku # 11160, June 7, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ash
there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?
Haiku # 11159, June 7, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together
Haiku # 11158, June 7, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ash
different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?
Haiku # 11157, June 7, 2001 8:41 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11156, June 7, 2001 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll
Haiku # 11155, June 7, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie
When stomach's a boiling
Asshole is fix'in to blow
Need a new o-ring
Haiku # 11154, June 7, 2001 1:41 am ET
by thechillibuddah
does jealousy hurt
or should it be a blessing
in relationships
Haiku # 11153, June 6, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by WK
jack asses, get THEM
off. Get a kick out of it.
then yer ass is grass!
Haiku # 11152, June 6, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by boo
stripper wicced!? So's
laura, Jenna, and a twin
to be named later.
Haiku # 11151, June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by boo
Asses, get me off
but I have never stuck yours
smell your own cigar
Haiku # 11150, June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
re-puke-lickins in
a snit, shouldn't have to share
the democracy...
...witch ain't
Haiku # 11149, June 6, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by unconceding
strippin' wiccan bites!
you are blessed by good fortune
except on the prick
Haiku # 11148, June 6, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ap
I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!
Haiku # 11147, June 6, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by haan! of haaa
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