Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
stripper wicced!? So's
laura, Jenna, and a twin
to be named later.
Haiku # 11151 June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by boo
Asses, get me off
but I have never stuck yours
smell your own cigar
Haiku # 11150 June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
re-puke-lickins in
a snit, shouldn't have to share
the democracy...
...witch ain't
Haiku # 11149 June 6, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by unconceding
strippin' wiccan bites!
you are blessed by good fortune
except on the prick
Haiku # 11148 June 6, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ap
I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!
Haiku # 11147 June 6, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by haan! of haaa
Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...
Haiku # 11146 June 6, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by glug! of Glug!
Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day
Haiku # 11145 June 6, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'
Haiku # 11144 June 6, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by ap
back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later
Haiku # 11143 June 6, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you

Haiku # 11142 June 6, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed
Haiku # 11141 June 6, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here

Haiku # 11140 June 6, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
wicca and belthane
teevee and belaire: two most
likely to compete
Haiku # 11139 June 6, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by boo
"Those Burning Times again"
Is John Walsh right to point
Wicca with Satanism on
America's Most Wanted?
Haiku # 11138 June 6, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Moxie of well
missed the three o three
all Mellie needed was sleep
she passed that deadline
Haiku # 11137 June 6, 2001 4:48 am ET
by mellie
With a whirl, that girl,
that grain's turned into a pearl
a mind to unfurl
Haiku # 11136 June 5, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
circumcised granny
circumspection her forte
despoiled bollocks
Haiku # 11135 June 5, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ap
I wish I could cheer
Mel up because I think she's
vedy vedy much ok
by me...

Queen of Swords...remember Queen of Swords!!!
Haiku # 11134 June 5, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Mox
o-oh, w-w-way
b-b--b-back th-th-there -
uh... w-way b-back...
Haiku # 11133 June 5, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by unconceding
wh-wh-wh-wh-where's
h-h-he s-s-ss-say
th-th-th-that, unc?
Haiku # 11132 June 5, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by boo
buh-buh-buh-buh-BOO,
un-un-unconceding sez,
"th-th-that's all, folks!"
Haiku # 11131 June 5, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by unconceding
Un-un-un-un-un-
unconceding can count but
he don't count for much
Haiku # 11130 June 5, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by unconceding
it's three o two now
I should be dead to the world
I need a bullet
Haiku # 11129 June 5, 2001 1:03 pm ET
by mellie
that's a wise grandma
you may tackle me in fact
great expectations
Haiku # 11128 June 5, 2001 10:57 am ET
by mellie
Stare in disbelief
The damn server fails again
I dislike NT
Haiku # 11127 June 5, 2001 8:42 am ET
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Extra. Sugar free
It has laxative effects
Better stop chewing
Haiku # 11126 June 5, 2001 8:41 am ET
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Small, black, velvet bag
It came free with my walkman
But good for nothing
Haiku # 11125 June 5, 2001 8:41 am ET
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Curvy and Peachy
I look as she walks past me
I am such a letch
Haiku # 11124 June 5, 2001 8:40 am ET
by limey tank of DIT
Squat, blue and yellow
Claims to be isotonic
Lucozade bottle
Haiku # 11123 June 5, 2001 8:40 am ET
by limey tank of DIT
+ : running running
+ : running through the jungle
+ : can you smell the heat?
Haiku # 11122 June 4, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by argh
heavenly legspread
fuck it with a big ol' cross
prono with jesus
Haiku # 11121 June 4, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by argh
Texas, technical
ass of the u s of a,
bet yer split-tailed beehind.
Haiku # 11120 June 4, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Dubya, light my fart TX
East by west and trial by
on line fire, and Jesus was Lord
but I added Goddess to the song
Haiku # 11119 June 4, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Moxie
feeling super blessed,
received more than I deserve,
Jesus is the Lord!
Haiku # 11118 June 4, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Sounds like all re runs
not you all mind you but this
the fight, the contest, still in
the slough of despair
Haiku # 11117 June 4, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Mox
tackle still intact
anticipating danger
grandma circumspect
Haiku # 11116 June 4, 2001 7:44 am ET
by ash
oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli
Haiku # 11115 June 4, 2001 7:38 am ET
by ash
i hate him; i hate him
but I want to give his twin daughters
my hot steaming man juice
-
who is he??
Haiku # 11114 June 4, 2001 2:16 am ET
by argh
times are good
times are bad
-
there is no time
we've all been had!
Haiku # 11113 June 4, 2001 2:14 am ET
by argh
i cut it off
its good and gone
i cut it off
yes grandma's cock
Haiku # 11112 June 4, 2001 2:13 am ET
by argh
Do you know what the
secret to shiner bock is?
animal enzymes
Haiku # 11111 June 4, 2001 12:55 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tomorrow, texas
steers queers and shiner bock beers
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11110 June 3, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ap
By Eris, take this
Ye Golden apple
and good love to thee...
Haiku # 11109 June 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by Mox
tonight we will love
not ever satiated
always satisfied
Haiku # 11108 June 3, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by ap
she loves me for this
no whining just plow ahead
jesus i love her
Haiku # 11107 June 3, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
too tough to notice
insensitive fuck am i
life is for living
Haiku # 11106 June 3, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by ap
arthritic back pain
sailing today anyway
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11105 June 3, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
#i saw this:
$code or die;
#stupid elitist perl nazis.
#Why is $foo in a different
#namespace than $foo[0]?
Haiku # 11104 June 3, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by argh
ascii orgasm
on my keyboard

is this ISO compatible?
Haiku # 11103 June 3, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by argh
masturbating furiously
porno is great
the vikiden sooths my pain
Haiku # 11102 June 3, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by argh