I wish I could cheer
Mel up because I think she's
vedy vedy much ok
by me...
Queen of Swords...remember Queen of Swords!!!
by Mox
o-oh, w-w-way
b-b--b-back th-th-there -
uh... w-way b-back...
by unconceding
wh-wh-wh-wh-where's
h-h-he s-s-ss-say
th-th-th-that, unc?
by boo
buh-buh-buh-buh-BOO,
un-un-unconceding sez,
"th-th-that's all, folks!"
by unconceding
Un-un-un-un-un-
unconceding can count but
he don't count for much
by unconceding
it's three o two now
I should be dead to the world
I need a bullet
by mellie
that's a wise grandma
you may tackle me in fact
great expectations
by mellie
Stare in disbelief
The damn server fails again
I dislike NT
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Extra. Sugar free
It has laxative effects
Better stop chewing
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Small, black, velvet bag
It came free with my walkman
But good for nothing
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Curvy and Peachy
I look as she walks past me
I am such a letch
by limey tank of DIT
Squat, blue and yellow
Claims to be isotonic
Lucozade bottle
by limey tank of DIT
+ : running running
+ : running through the jungle
+ : can you smell the heat?
by argh
heavenly legspread
fuck it with a big ol' cross
prono with jesus
by argh
Texas, technical
ass of the u s of a,
bet yer split-tailed beehind.
by Dubya, light my fart TX
East by west and trial by
on line fire, and Jesus was Lord
but I added Goddess to the song
by Moxie
feeling super blessed,
received more than I deserve,
Jesus is the Lord!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Sounds like all re runs
not you all mind you but this
the fight, the contest, still in
the slough of despair
by Mox
tackle still intact
anticipating danger
grandma circumspect
by ash
oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli
by ash
i hate him; i hate him
but I want to give his twin daughters
my hot steaming man juice
-
who is he??
by argh
times are good
times are bad
-
there is no time
we've all been had!
by argh
i cut it off
its good and gone
i cut it off
yes grandma's cock
by argh
Do you know what the
secret to shiner bock is?
animal enzymes
by Betty LeBomb
tomorrow, texas
steers queers and shiner bock beers
grandma has a cock
by ap
By Eris, take this
Ye Golden apple
and good love to thee...
by Mox
tonight we will love
not ever satiated
always satisfied
by ap
she loves me for this
no whining just plow ahead
jesus i love her
by ap
too tough to notice
insensitive fuck am i
life is for living
by ap
arthritic back pain
sailing today anyway
grandma has a cock
by ap
#i saw this:
$code or die;
#stupid elitist perl nazis.
#Why is $foo in a different
#namespace than $foo[0]?
by argh
ascii orgasm
on my keyboard
is this ISO compatible?
by argh
masturbating furiously
porno is great
the vikiden sooths my pain
by argh
you should be writing a book
your name, twinkie
twinkie twinkie little star
why don't you...
ok, this is dumb
by Twinkie
I think hostess twinkies
think that the price of carots in
japan think too much
by Something
I think that DJ J's ass tastes like
twinkies, because they both have cream
filling
by Something
That's some nasty cheese
peppered with black jumping fleas
stinks like crotch disease
by Betty LeBomb
Can you sieze the breeze
stop the wind and swaying trees
let these dreams sprout leaves?
by Betty LeBomb
Can you catch the breeze
make the wind still in the trees
let these dreams sprout leaves
by Betty LeBomb
Where did the beauty
go? All this hate makes me sad.
may have to move on.
by Betty LeBomb
This band that I know,
infinite typing monkies,
only sing Shakespeare
by Betty LeBomb
I hated my gran
who gives a hairy fuck if
she has a cock eh???
by i hate austrailians too
You're the one eye sees
panning across all of these
watching swaying trees
by Betty LeBomb
Can you sieze the breeze
and gather up all of these
plant these dreams with leaves
by Betty LeBomb
sophisticated
predisposed to artifice
grandma has a cock
by ash
politics will fail
people are not that stupid
they are stupider
by ash
sometimes senryu
sometimes something seasonal
unsolicited
by ash
On colors of blue
I surfed and splashed within you
I drank with you too
by Betty LeBomb
dickhead times any-
thing else still equals dickhead.
brilliant math, fucko
by UNUN-unconceding
so that's whose skull it
was, eh, boo? and what we did to it?
"one nation undergrads"
by unconceding
