Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Where did the beauty
go? All this hate makes me sad.
may have to move on.
Haiku # 11095, June 3, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This band that I know,
infinite typing monkies,
only sing Shakespeare
Haiku # 11094, June 3, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I hated my gran
who gives a hairy fuck if
she has a cock eh???
Haiku # 11093, June 3, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by i hate austrailians too
You're the one eye sees
panning across all of these
watching swaying trees
Haiku # 11092, June 3, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can you sieze the breeze
and gather up all of these
plant these dreams with leaves
Haiku # 11091, June 3, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
sophisticated
predisposed to artifice
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11090, June 3, 2001 9:32 am ET
by ash
politics will fail
people are not that stupid
they are stupider
Haiku # 11089, June 3, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ash
sometimes senryu
sometimes something seasonal
unsolicited
Haiku # 11088, June 3, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ash
On colors of blue
I surfed and splashed within you
I drank with you too
Haiku # 11087, June 3, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
dickhead times any-
thing else still equals dickhead.
brilliant math, fucko
Haiku # 11086, June 2, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by UNUN-unconceding
so that's whose skull it
was, eh, boo? and what we did to it?
"one nation undergrads"
Haiku # 11085, June 2, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by unconceding
deep thought while putting
on socks, look down and see two
socks on the same foot !!
Haiku # 11084, June 2, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by we are doomed!!!!!!!!!
some jerk said he was
UN-unconceding?! cuz he
was CONCEDING it.
Haiku # 11083, June 2, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by unconceding
you pledged allegiance
to the privatized, undemocratic
republic (screw the public)

for which it keels over
we changed it since your sacrifice
we do that ALL the time
-sssssuCkerrrrs...
Haiku # 11082, June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by unconceding
hey! great idea
infinite typing monkeys
fine name for a band
Haiku # 11081, June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by sister flo
what kind of loser
pushes 'send that bad haiku'
without typing stuff?

sometimes I think that
infinite typing monkeys
could do lots better.
Haiku # 11080, June 2, 2001 7:44 am ET
by sliiiiiinted
RE #11048

This is a good page
the 5-7-5 thingy
is not write in stone

Attention ash;
http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
thank you sickyellow person

Haiku # 11079, June 2, 2001 4:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11078, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11077, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11076, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11075, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11074, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
honeyed chicken wings
executing sly revenge
with cholesterol
Haiku # 11073, June 2, 2001 12:49 am ET
by ash
shoes saturated
i didn't expect the rain
on my motorbike
Haiku # 11072, June 1, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ash
In your case it is
probably smegma smothered
steak with cotton lint
Haiku # 11071, June 1, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by QUASHER!!!!!!!!!!
bloomers boxers shorts
tightey whitey cock surprise
cotton smothered steak
Haiku # 11070, June 1, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by ap
you have green thigh rings.
so you give me a gold gift
to wear on my ears.
Haiku # 11069, June 1, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
panties in the air,
we slowly came together.
flowers in our hair.
Haiku # 11068, June 1, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel_lesbo_dream of Dallas, TX
as i touch your skin,
I smell your red hair and smile,
forgetting the time.
Haiku # 11067, June 1, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
drunk on deep kissing
our spirits - vapour - mingle
we plummet deeply
Haiku # 11066, June 1, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
taste of our loving,
a rivulet glistens there,
new invitation.
Haiku # 11065, June 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
contemplating just
below your sacral dimple
pleasure awaits us
Haiku # 11064, June 1, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by ap
lightning flashes show
your form so curved in blue light
spring breeze spreads your scent
Haiku # 11063, June 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by ap
let me eat your thong
a satin appetizer
wet warm pink repast
Haiku # 11062, June 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by ap
To a witch voodoo
what is this thing but a doll
and stress relief, hmm
Haiku # 11061, June 1, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lighting just for you
Haiku # 11060, June 1, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
He wore my panties
the ones with yellow flowers
I wore the moonlight
Haiku # 11059, June 1, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I wore her panties
the ones with yellow flowers
in her dreams
Haiku # 11058, June 1, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too many chicken
littles in this damn country
where's the shotgun, maw?
Haiku # 11057, June 1, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro of the sky is falling
"What's Dat?"
tell you later...
much later
(save 11169 for me) heehee
Haiku # 11056, June 1, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Miss Everything
pixilated fate

it must be advanced
to Build face on Mars, And
Then blurr the digits
Haiku # 11055, June 1, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by apoapsis
increase the army?
the attack is global warmth!
protect us from US!
Haiku # 11054, June 1, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by bon bunny
no one reads you, whew!
fewer still understand, SO
Open what don't shut.
Haiku # 11053, June 1, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by boo
don't anybody
shuddup! you don't make sense SO
that's the same as that.
Haiku # 11052, June 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by boo
They would be better
off with a dad from the slums
even share HIS booze
Haiku # 11051, June 1, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Thimker
they took to the booze
jesus their granny did too
underneath a bush
Haiku # 11050, June 1, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph
I'm just spewing my guts up
poor twins with that dad
Haiku # 11049, June 1, 2001 11:47 am ET
by mellie
i love bad haiku
it is good for me to read
this proves it is bad

http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
Haiku # 11048, June 1, 2001 11:46 am ET
by sickyellow
Ralph? Is that you? You
are so cute when you're drunk!
Now go to sleepy!
Haiku # 11047, June 1, 2001 11:27 am ET
by The Thimker
thimk and unc fuck skull
of ronald reagan - Make Way!
here cums bush: he's drunk...

dead issue
Haiku # 11046, June 1, 2001 11:24 am ET
by dead issue boo
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