Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

what kind of loser
pushes 'send that bad haiku'
without typing stuff?

sometimes I think that
infinite typing monkeys
could do lots better.
Haiku # 11080, June 2, 2001 7:44 am ET
by sliiiiiinted
RE #11048

This is a good page
the 5-7-5 thingy
is not write in stone

Attention ash;
http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
thank you sickyellow person

Haiku # 11079, June 2, 2001 4:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11078, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11077, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11076, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11075, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11074, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
honeyed chicken wings
executing sly revenge
with cholesterol
Haiku # 11073, June 2, 2001 12:49 am ET
by ash
shoes saturated
i didn't expect the rain
on my motorbike
Haiku # 11072, June 1, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ash
In your case it is
probably smegma smothered
steak with cotton lint
Haiku # 11071, June 1, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by QUASHER!!!!!!!!!!
bloomers boxers shorts
tightey whitey cock surprise
cotton smothered steak
Haiku # 11070, June 1, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by ap
you have green thigh rings.
so you give me a gold gift
to wear on my ears.
Haiku # 11069, June 1, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
panties in the air,
we slowly came together.
flowers in our hair.
Haiku # 11068, June 1, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel_lesbo_dream of Dallas, TX
as i touch your skin,
I smell your red hair and smile,
forgetting the time.
Haiku # 11067, June 1, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
drunk on deep kissing
our spirits - vapour - mingle
we plummet deeply
Haiku # 11066, June 1, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
taste of our loving,
a rivulet glistens there,
new invitation.
Haiku # 11065, June 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
contemplating just
below your sacral dimple
pleasure awaits us
Haiku # 11064, June 1, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by ap
lightning flashes show
your form so curved in blue light
spring breeze spreads your scent
Haiku # 11063, June 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by ap
let me eat your thong
a satin appetizer
wet warm pink repast
Haiku # 11062, June 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by ap
To a witch voodoo
what is this thing but a doll
and stress relief, hmm
Haiku # 11061, June 1, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lighting just for you
Haiku # 11060, June 1, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
He wore my panties
the ones with yellow flowers
I wore the moonlight
Haiku # 11059, June 1, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I wore her panties
the ones with yellow flowers
in her dreams
Haiku # 11058, June 1, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too many chicken
littles in this damn country
where's the shotgun, maw?
Haiku # 11057, June 1, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro of the sky is falling
"What's Dat?"
tell you later...
much later
(save 11169 for me) heehee
Haiku # 11056, June 1, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Miss Everything
pixilated fate

it must be advanced
to Build face on Mars, And
Then blurr the digits
Haiku # 11055, June 1, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by apoapsis
increase the army?
the attack is global warmth!
protect us from US!
Haiku # 11054, June 1, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by bon bunny
no one reads you, whew!
fewer still understand, SO
Open what don't shut.
Haiku # 11053, June 1, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by boo
don't anybody
shuddup! you don't make sense SO
that's the same as that.
Haiku # 11052, June 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by boo
They would be better
off with a dad from the slums
even share HIS booze
Haiku # 11051, June 1, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Thimker
they took to the booze
jesus their granny did too
underneath a bush
Haiku # 11050, June 1, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph
I'm just spewing my guts up
poor twins with that dad
Haiku # 11049, June 1, 2001 11:47 am ET
by mellie
i love bad haiku
it is good for me to read
this proves it is bad

http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
Haiku # 11048, June 1, 2001 11:46 am ET
by sickyellow
Ralph? Is that you? You
are so cute when you're drunk!
Now go to sleepy!
Haiku # 11047, June 1, 2001 11:27 am ET
by The Thimker
thimk and unc fuck skull
of ronald reagan - Make Way!
here cums bush: he's drunk...

dead issue
Haiku # 11046, June 1, 2001 11:24 am ET
by dead issue boo
Al Gore got the most -
Buchanon got the least, in
any case not twat!
Haiku # 11045, June 1, 2001 11:20 am ET
by unconceding
die laughing, just die!
I supported honesty
and truth: read NADER!

rascists don't ask why
there were 200,000
planned voterans tossed /
black floridans tossed / take your pick!
Haiku # 11044, June 1, 2001 11:18 am ET
by unconceding
dead issue

Jeffords was given
death threats. he spoiled the plans
of dictatorship.
Haiku # 11043, June 1, 2001 11:12 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
what you say applies
only to YOU - includes the
shit you can't see through -
ah-hhhhh-ha/*
Haiku # 11042, June 1, 2001 11:10 am ET
by unconceding
There's something noble
About drinking underage
And _not_ getting caught
Haiku # 11041, June 1, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Janis
I hear Al is at
UT, handing out bad fake
IDs and laughing
Haiku # 11040, June 1, 2001 9:59 am ET
by The Thimker
submit bad haiku
while lying in my bed
i love my palm VII
Haiku # 11039, June 1, 2001 6:42 am ET
by optional
but what did she do
besides ordering booze with
false ID? Who hasn't?
Haiku # 11038, May 31, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, remember the
Moxie, he's me, and how bad
he was when he was
Haiku # 11037, May 31, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by PXC
Oh what a great life
Young presidential daughter
We watch you fuck up
Haiku # 11036, May 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Janis
Only roaches left
In the drug box of my life
Dismantling remains
Haiku # 11035, May 31, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Janis
fuck
Haiku # 11034, May 31, 2001 6:30 pm ET
by dick of ny
your mouth is not closed
it spews your silly insults
you remove all doubt

opinions are good
but I hear none from your mouth
just silly insults

settle down a bit
speak intelligently please
or shut the fuck up
Haiku # 11033, May 31, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by UN-unconceding
Think America'd
be better of with Al prez?
I think I WILL die...

Laughing. I'd respect
your opinions if I could
find them through the shit
Haiku # 11032, May 31, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by The Thimker
so stupid, thickmer,
I don't prove you anything
but dumb! what you say

applies to you, pig.
america ripped from the poor
majority, bye-
pigs who squeal, "follow along!"
Haiku # 11031, May 31, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by unconceding
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