Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

To a witch voodoo
what is this thing but a doll
and stress relief, hmm
Haiku # 11061, June 1, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lighting just for you
Haiku # 11060, June 1, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
He wore my panties
the ones with yellow flowers
I wore the moonlight
Haiku # 11059, June 1, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I wore her panties
the ones with yellow flowers
in her dreams
Haiku # 11058, June 1, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too many chicken
littles in this damn country
where's the shotgun, maw?
Haiku # 11057, June 1, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro of the sky is falling
"What's Dat?"
tell you later...
much later
(save 11169 for me) heehee
Haiku # 11056, June 1, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Miss Everything
pixilated fate

it must be advanced
to Build face on Mars, And
Then blurr the digits
Haiku # 11055, June 1, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by apoapsis
increase the army?
the attack is global warmth!
protect us from US!
Haiku # 11054, June 1, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by bon bunny
no one reads you, whew!
fewer still understand, SO
Open what don't shut.
Haiku # 11053, June 1, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by boo
don't anybody
shuddup! you don't make sense SO
that's the same as that.
Haiku # 11052, June 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by boo
They would be better
off with a dad from the slums
even share HIS booze
Haiku # 11051, June 1, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Thimker
they took to the booze
jesus their granny did too
underneath a bush
Haiku # 11050, June 1, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph
I'm just spewing my guts up
poor twins with that dad
Haiku # 11049, June 1, 2001 11:47 am ET
by mellie
i love bad haiku
it is good for me to read
this proves it is bad

http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
Haiku # 11048, June 1, 2001 11:46 am ET
by sickyellow
Ralph? Is that you? You
are so cute when you're drunk!
Now go to sleepy!
Haiku # 11047, June 1, 2001 11:27 am ET
by The Thimker
thimk and unc fuck skull
of ronald reagan - Make Way!
here cums bush: he's drunk...

dead issue
Haiku # 11046, June 1, 2001 11:24 am ET
by dead issue boo
Al Gore got the most -
Buchanon got the least, in
any case not twat!
Haiku # 11045, June 1, 2001 11:20 am ET
by unconceding
die laughing, just die!
I supported honesty
and truth: read NADER!

rascists don't ask why
there were 200,000
planned voterans tossed /
black floridans tossed / take your pick!
Haiku # 11044, June 1, 2001 11:18 am ET
by unconceding
dead issue

Jeffords was given
death threats. he spoiled the plans
of dictatorship.
Haiku # 11043, June 1, 2001 11:12 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
what you say applies
only to YOU - includes the
shit you can't see through -
ah-hhhhh-ha/*
Haiku # 11042, June 1, 2001 11:10 am ET
by unconceding
There's something noble
About drinking underage
And _not_ getting caught
Haiku # 11041, June 1, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Janis
I hear Al is at
UT, handing out bad fake
IDs and laughing
Haiku # 11040, June 1, 2001 9:59 am ET
by The Thimker
submit bad haiku
while lying in my bed
i love my palm VII
Haiku # 11039, June 1, 2001 6:42 am ET
by optional
but what did she do
besides ordering booze with
false ID? Who hasn't?
Haiku # 11038, May 31, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, remember the
Moxie, he's me, and how bad
he was when he was
Haiku # 11037, May 31, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by PXC
Oh what a great life
Young presidential daughter
We watch you fuck up
Haiku # 11036, May 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Janis
Only roaches left
In the drug box of my life
Dismantling remains
Haiku # 11035, May 31, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Janis
fuck
Haiku # 11034, May 31, 2001 6:30 pm ET
by dick of ny
your mouth is not closed
it spews your silly insults
you remove all doubt

opinions are good
but I hear none from your mouth
just silly insults

settle down a bit
speak intelligently please
or shut the fuck up
Haiku # 11033, May 31, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by UN-unconceding
Think America'd
be better of with Al prez?
I think I WILL die...

Laughing. I'd respect
your opinions if I could
find them through the shit
Haiku # 11032, May 31, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by The Thimker
so stupid, thickmer,
I don't prove you anything
but dumb! what you say

applies to you, pig.
america ripped from the poor
majority, bye-
pigs who squeal, "follow along!"
Haiku # 11031, May 31, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by unconceding
what SIN america?
arSINic in water, on the rocks,
straight up, shaken not stirred?

oh. oh. seven. 5-7-5
Haiku # 11030, May 31, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by boo
what SIN america?
arSINic in water, on the rocks,
straight up, shaken not stirred?

oh. oh. seven. 5-7-5
Haiku # 11029, May 31, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by boo
I'd love to debate
with you but it sounds like you've
got nothing to say

Keep complaining and
pointing your finger cause it
only proves me right
Haiku # 11028, May 31, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by The Thimker
the pigs dividing
us say, "don't bring down the house
of pigs" lieing shits!
Haiku # 11027, May 31, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
is europe alone?
In This - our allies trying
to keep us off the

road of our own Good
Intentions! america
whither are you bound?
Haiku # 11026, May 31, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by bon bunny
my rights eroded?
I DON'T CARE! my e-mail read
by the authorized...

unauthorized, who
cares? I'm doing nothing wrong!
but those shitheads ARE!
Haiku # 11025, May 31, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
you can pick ME up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
Haiku # 11024, May 31, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you can pick me up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
Haiku # 11023, May 31, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
divided we're falling
great! it ain't my fault - it's yours!
you, the conceding.
Haiku # 11022, May 31, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by unconceding
thoughtless thimker YOU
are a dead issue - I let YOU
die - do so quickly

know what unconscienscible means?
hope you didn't get this far
Die Pig - that america may LIVE again!
Haiku # 11021, May 31, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by unconceding
Rebel or a Yank
unconceded dead issue
divided we fall

American don't
mean the same thing as sin, now
let dead issues die
Haiku # 11020, May 31, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by The Thimker of Concious Countryman
little piggy prez,
his daddy's thugs' decisions:
prezidentin's hard...

so very hard to
do: nothing to stand up for
but spin, spin top down.
Haiku # 11019, May 31, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by unconceding
you're next! Califoes
ripped off of energy, votes.
lies to see pot dies!

Controlled Substances:
"public health"..."in compliance"
fascism fashion fools...
Haiku # 11018, May 31, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by unconceding
write a book. blame gore.
stole ten thou votes. no mention
now of 2* others.

*200,000,000,000,000 stop!
Haiku # 11017, May 31, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by unconceding
grey bird sings one song
eternally satisfied
and without regret
Haiku # 11016, May 31, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ap
They asked me what drugs
I'm on and it shocks them when
I say I'm on none
Haiku # 11015, May 31, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by PXC of John 3:16
incarceration,
institutionalizer's
sanctimonium
Haiku # 11014, May 31, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Thimker
skelaxin cocktail
mix with vioxx, valium
a dash of bengay
Haiku # 11013, May 31, 2001 11:50 am ET
by ap
inspiration fades
lethargy and apathy
i think it's the drugs
Haiku # 11012, May 31, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ap
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