Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Rebel or a Yank
unconceded dead issue
divided we fall

American don't
mean the same thing as sin, now
let dead issues die
Haiku # 11020, May 31, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by The Thimker of Concious Countryman
little piggy prez,
his daddy's thugs' decisions:
prezidentin's hard...

so very hard to
do: nothing to stand up for
but spin, spin top down.
Haiku # 11019, May 31, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by unconceding
you're next! Califoes
ripped off of energy, votes.
lies to see pot dies!

Controlled Substances:
"public health"..."in compliance"
fascism fashion fools...
Haiku # 11018, May 31, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by unconceding
write a book. blame gore.
stole ten thou votes. no mention
now of 2* others.

*200,000,000,000,000 stop!
Haiku # 11017, May 31, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by unconceding
grey bird sings one song
eternally satisfied
and without regret
Haiku # 11016, May 31, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ap
They asked me what drugs
I'm on and it shocks them when
I say I'm on none
Haiku # 11015, May 31, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by PXC of John 3:16
incarceration,
institutionalizer's
sanctimonium
Haiku # 11014, May 31, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Thimker
skelaxin cocktail
mix with vioxx, valium
a dash of bengay
Haiku # 11013, May 31, 2001 11:50 am ET
by ap
inspiration fades
lethargy and apathy
i think it's the drugs
Haiku # 11012, May 31, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ap
There goes the network
or some computer thingy
is there an undo?
Haiku # 11011, May 31, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I watched cut finger
tumble into the salad
cook it up, serve it
Haiku # 11010, May 31, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 11009, May 31, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I watched cut finger
tumble into the salad
cook it up, serve it
Haiku # 11008, May 31, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I prep food at a
restaurant and study faiths
Get a life time.
Haiku # 11007, May 31, 2001 11:02 am ET
by PXC
True. No broken bones
but osteoporosis
has taken my mind
Haiku # 11006, May 31, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oh, you'll be all right
Boston may have blue blood but
it's tough old blue blood
Haiku # 11005, May 31, 2001 10:40 am ET
by PXC
Hadn't quite finished
drinking all the blood I need
to crawl the work mile
Haiku # 11004, May 31, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I suppose then, vamps
The sun doesn't fit in well
With certain lifestyles
Haiku # 11003, May 31, 2001 10:22 am ET
by PXC
Morning came too fast
wish I was on the west coast
where it is still dark
Haiku # 11002, May 31, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
when mellie's cranky
she explodes confusion reigns
don't count on her then
Haiku # 11001, May 31, 2001 4:40 am ET
by mellie
I blew me fuse now
crossed wires loaded down
I'll try flicking switch

Pass me the peace pipe
while I potter about here
I'm chilling out man
Haiku # 11000, May 31, 2001 4:33 am ET
by mellie
medicinal my ass

i'm smoking for
world peace
Haiku # 10999, May 30, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by argh
heat stroke coming soon
warm air from back of neighbor's a/c
flows through my broken window
Haiku # 10998, May 30, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by argh
hosting co. says:
no such account!
I am screwed real bad.
Haiku # 10997, May 30, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by argh
mister president
power intoxicates more
than weed ever did
Haiku # 10996, May 30, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ash
evil cannabis
you make me a criminal
when i'm a nice guy

i don't do bad things
it's merely your possession
that defines my crime

if the world grows up
legislation might address
people not pot plants
Haiku # 10995, May 30, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ash
It is not that bad
I don't think that you have thought
this one through this time
Haiku # 10994, May 30, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by The Thimker
administration
unidentifiably
hypothetical
Haiku # 10993, May 30, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by The Thimker
Moxie is gone now
Haiku # 10992, May 30, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie
let the businesses
run on marijuana heated power plants
and let the Reps mellow out
Haiku # 10991, May 30, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie
We are going on down
only to puke the
Kaluha, up and at em
Haiku # 10990, May 30, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Downward Spiral
There's Killian's Red
On tap in Presque Isle...
somewhere
Haiku # 10989, May 30, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't like the danged
Cold War Part Two routine, it's
Reagan's ENDGAME! leave it be!
Haiku # 10988, May 30, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Mox
When we all get psyched
and not psycho, then it will
be good when I get the hint
Haiku # 10987, May 30, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Mox
energy crisis
chat rooms are shut to shut-ins
$cam$, lie$, and bu$h $lut$!
Haiku # 10986, May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Let it go on down
let it spin out of control
for the sake of 123
45
Haiku # 10985, May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Mox
As the world spins out
of control let us all kill each
other in the name of God eat God
Ego eat Ego
Taste vs. Taste
Haiku # 10984, May 30, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lemon Crush
KEEP OUT! for members
only. This means YOU /access/
HALT! moxie, go home!
Haiku # 10983, May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by boo
Shoot that lane down blow
it and say nothing for the
sake of art and art alone
Haiku # 10982, May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by Pequote 105 of Toucdown
She wrote her last 44
traded for a Winchester 33
Made the bullets herself
Haiku # 10981, May 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Tournequet of Top 40
747 haiku
crash and burn greenhouse gases
quote: "can't happen heeeeeerrrre!"
Haiku # 10980, May 30, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by boo
Gee, does this club
accept donaitons or
is it members only?
Haiku # 10979, May 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Something about 5 7 5
when they do think something
I wonder if they realize what it feels like
done to them...
Haiku # 10978, May 30, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Mox
Subtle put downs
Haiku # 10977, May 30, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10976, May 30, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10975, May 30, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fed law, CSA,
sez to comply with the Prop
215 denied.
Haiku # 10974, May 30, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
it will get hotter!
conserve california-
your marijuana~
Haiku # 10973, May 30, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
vicariously
i feel joy at her mast'ry
of indirect slams.
Haiku # 10972, May 30, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
she indicates that
the folk are lying shit sacks
non-explicitly
Haiku # 10971, May 30, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
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