Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mister president
power intoxicates more
than weed ever did
Haiku # 10996, May 30, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ash
evil cannabis
you make me a criminal
when i'm a nice guy

i don't do bad things
it's merely your possession
that defines my crime

if the world grows up
legislation might address
people not pot plants
Haiku # 10995, May 30, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ash
It is not that bad
I don't think that you have thought
this one through this time
Haiku # 10994, May 30, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by The Thimker
administration
unidentifiably
hypothetical
Haiku # 10993, May 30, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by The Thimker
Moxie is gone now
Haiku # 10992, May 30, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie
let the businesses
run on marijuana heated power plants
and let the Reps mellow out
Haiku # 10991, May 30, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie
We are going on down
only to puke the
Kaluha, up and at em
Haiku # 10990, May 30, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Downward Spiral
There's Killian's Red
On tap in Presque Isle...
somewhere
Haiku # 10989, May 30, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't like the danged
Cold War Part Two routine, it's
Reagan's ENDGAME! leave it be!
Haiku # 10988, May 30, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Mox
When we all get psyched
and not psycho, then it will
be good when I get the hint
Haiku # 10987, May 30, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Mox
energy crisis
chat rooms are shut to shut-ins
$cam$, lie$, and bu$h $lut$!
Haiku # 10986, May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Let it go on down
let it spin out of control
for the sake of 123
45
Haiku # 10985, May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Mox
As the world spins out
of control let us all kill each
other in the name of God eat God
Ego eat Ego
Taste vs. Taste
Haiku # 10984, May 30, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lemon Crush
KEEP OUT! for members
only. This means YOU /access/
HALT! moxie, go home!
Haiku # 10983, May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by boo
Shoot that lane down blow
it and say nothing for the
sake of art and art alone
Haiku # 10982, May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by Pequote 105 of Toucdown
She wrote her last 44
traded for a Winchester 33
Made the bullets herself
Haiku # 10981, May 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Tournequet of Top 40
747 haiku
crash and burn greenhouse gases
quote: "can't happen heeeeeerrrre!"
Haiku # 10980, May 30, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by boo
Gee, does this club
accept donaitons or
is it members only?
Haiku # 10979, May 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Something about 5 7 5
when they do think something
I wonder if they realize what it feels like
done to them...
Haiku # 10978, May 30, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Mox
Subtle put downs
Haiku # 10977, May 30, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10976, May 30, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10975, May 30, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fed law, CSA,
sez to comply with the Prop
215 denied.
Haiku # 10974, May 30, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
it will get hotter!
conserve california-
your marijuana~
Haiku # 10973, May 30, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
vicariously
i feel joy at her mast'ry
of indirect slams.
Haiku # 10972, May 30, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
she indicates that
the folk are lying shit sacks
non-explicitly
Haiku # 10971, May 30, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
it amuses me,
because i too strain my voice
when i want to kill.
Haiku # 10970, May 30, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
our sql admin
copes amusingly with folks
blatantly lying.
Haiku # 10969, May 30, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
sometimes I confuse
my roommate's toothbrush with the
butt thermometer
Haiku # 10968, May 30, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by The Thimker
Oi, well, must be
Joesph Gerbil's Werewolves
mucking up the net
Haiku # 10967, May 30, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Mox
This server acts up
network busy? page not found?
time for a reboot
Haiku # 10966, May 30, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fnord
Haiku # 10965, May 30, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Hell has knocked on
my door...it has said hi, can I stop in
and destroy you

I said no, back to Hell
I'm doing a fine job
myself
Haiku # 10964, May 30, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by Mox
When he thanks you for
the night of wonderous time
spent alone and torn
Haiku # 10963, May 30, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Black Weeds
if it isn't bad
or it isn't forbidden
it isn't worth it
Haiku # 10962, May 30, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Black Weeds
i stare coldly back
"another condemed to hell"
and by my words too
I cut myself and you
with my own tougue...
the double edged sword
the knife? it is nothing
Haiku # 10961, May 30, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by Moxie
sometimes I confuse
my roommate's toothbrush with the
toilet brush thingy

Haiku # 10960, May 30, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by The Thimker
one thing that would make
a bad proctologist would
be nearsightedness
Haiku # 10959, May 30, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by The Thimker
lover gets nervous
i think it's cute when he gets
hung up on these things
Haiku # 10958, May 30, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Incoherent daze
a monkey stole my taco
pink bunny tattoo
Haiku # 10957, May 30, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
On one toe I spin
twisting my smile to a grin
in revolution
Haiku # 10956, May 30, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
In perfect align
draped in sheets and red sunlight
you greet my morning
Haiku # 10955, May 30, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
You can catch moments
when you realize you can't
catch moments at all
Haiku # 10954, May 30, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
when i was younger
my wise parents used to say
just shut the fuck up
Haiku # 10953, May 30, 2001 10:56 am ET
by ash
I stare coldly here
waiting for the proper time
to lunge with my knife
Haiku # 10952, May 30, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
we know what you say
quite too much and yet nothing
life's a paradox
Haiku # 10951, May 30, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ash
You know what they say
Person feels more important
licking stamps for 5.25 and hour
and if Jesus returned
and it threatened his job
he's fight tooth and nail
to keep licking stamps
and sweeping floors
Haiku # 10950, May 30, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
haiku tutelage
syllabus of syllables
educational
Haiku # 10949, May 30, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ash
I greet the morning
one eyelid open, one shut
I'm still insider
Haiku # 10948, May 30, 2001 9:33 am ET
by whistler
the end of being
like the end of a good day
invites one dreaming
Haiku # 10947, May 30, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ash
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