it amuses me,
because i too strain my voice
when i want to kill.
by ferret70 of chicago
our sql admin
copes amusingly with folks
blatantly lying.
by ferret70 of chicago
sometimes I confuse
my roommate's toothbrush with the
butt thermometer
by The Thimker
Oi, well, must be
Joesph Gerbil's Werewolves
mucking up the net
by Mox
This server acts up
network busy? page not found?
time for a reboot
by Betty LeBomb
Hell has knocked on
my door...it has said hi, can I stop in
and destroy you
I said no, back to Hell
I'm doing a fine job
myself
by Mox
When he thanks you for
the night of wonderous time
spent alone and torn
by Black Weeds
if it isn't bad
or it isn't forbidden
it isn't worth it
by Black Weeds
i stare coldly back
"another condemed to hell"
and by my words too
I cut myself and you
with my own tougue...
the double edged sword
the knife? it is nothing
by Moxie
sometimes I confuse
my roommate's toothbrush with the
toilet brush thingy
by The Thimker
one thing that would make
a bad proctologist would
be nearsightedness
by The Thimker
lover gets nervous
i think it's cute when he gets
hung up on these things
by Anonymous Poet
Incoherent daze
a monkey stole my taco
pink bunny tattoo
by Betty LeBomb
On one toe I spin
twisting my smile to a grin
in revolution
by Betty LeBomb
In perfect align
draped in sheets and red sunlight
you greet my morning
by Betty LeBomb
You can catch moments
when you realize you can't
catch moments at all
by Betty LeBomb
when i was younger
my wise parents used to say
just shut the fuck up
by ash
I stare coldly here
waiting for the proper time
to lunge with my knife
by Betty LeBomb
we know what you say
quite too much and yet nothing
life's a paradox
by ash
You know what they say
Person feels more important
licking stamps for 5.25 and hour
and if Jesus returned
and it threatened his job
he's fight tooth and nail
to keep licking stamps
and sweeping floors
by Moxie
haiku tutelage
syllabus of syllables
educational
by ash
I greet the morning
one eyelid open, one shut
I'm still insider
by whistler
the end of being
like the end of a good day
invites one dreaming
by ash
pollies fuck old folk
old folk take the fucking well
we all say fuck them
by mellie
imperfect haiku
accepted here the message
has not got through yet
by mellie
I sit and I write
Then I count the syllables
A good haiku day
by btx
imperfect server
don't send that message again
accept my haiku
by ash
leaky zen fountain
or unhousebroken Buddha
statue makes a stain
by impro
Freaky fusion blast
pours from your brain into mine
I dance to your thoughts
by Betty LeBomb
Freaky fusion blast
pours from your brain into mine
as I dance your thoughts
by Betty LeBomb
warmth and comfort rest
hope, strength and honor travel
vacations needed
by blue
Everyone has plots
or these deep evil problems
walking down the road
my cousin is lost
and here I am judging you all
more lost some more!
by Moxie
If I pray for another's death...
What is that???
A cheap Baudalire...an angry moment
a wilted flower of evil
by Moxie
The fights that go on
the murderous put downs I
take literally as if
you held me at gun point
what do you say?
salvation, she is coming
fools aside, words are words
they only mean something
if you let them
by Moxie
stop fighting each other over
trivial things... like a lawsuit over
a danged hangnail
by Moxie
How many landmines
does it take, to rid my yard
of all these hookers?
by Betty LeBomb
commercial jingles
fill the stale air and my head
world of radio
by orange
the grass is greener,
jalapeno plants grow tall,
AC lullaby
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
holding, poised, ready
for the next big fiasco
and the days pass by...
by orange
sign of a dummy
verbally lacking any skills
to sharpen the mind
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
what up dough haiku
eyeza funna make you mine
sexy three line thang.
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
All gathered up blue
gathered up to be with you
gathered up for you
by Betty LeBomb
All gathered up blue
gathered up to be with you
gathered up for you
by Betty LeBomb
take away the meat
and all you have is cleaver
ways to cut your words
by whistler
why a blue bird, why
not a maccaw or tucan?
Or even a cock?
by impro
Badgers everywhere
gonna have to clean the yard
with badger-o-pult
by Betty LeBomb
High up in the tree
the bluebird constructs a nest
made from human skin
by Betty LeBomb
improving on our
improvisational skills
is improtant, too
by anonymous... OG
Chinese buffet was nice
until I found a human
finger in my rice
by Betty LeBomb
