Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

stop fighting each other over
trivial things... like a lawsuit over
a danged hangnail
Haiku # 10935, May 29, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Moxie
How many landmines
does it take, to rid my yard
of all these hookers?
Haiku # 10934, May 29, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
commercial jingles
fill the stale air and my head
world of radio
Haiku # 10933, May 29, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by orange
the grass is greener,
jalapeno plants grow tall,
AC lullaby
Haiku # 10932, May 29, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
holding, poised, ready
for the next big fiasco
and the days pass by...
Haiku # 10931, May 29, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by orange
sign of a dummy
verbally lacking any skills
to sharpen the mind
Haiku # 10930, May 29, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
what up dough haiku
eyeza funna make you mine
sexy three line thang.
Haiku # 10929, May 29, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
All gathered up blue
gathered up to be with you
gathered up for you

Haiku # 10928, May 29, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All gathered up blue
gathered up to be with you
gathered up for you

Haiku # 10927, May 29, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
take away the meat
and all you have is cleaver
ways to cut your words
Haiku # 10926, May 29, 2001 11:43 am ET
by whistler
why a blue bird, why
not a maccaw or tucan?
Or even a cock?
Haiku # 10925, May 29, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Badgers everywhere
gonna have to clean the yard
with badger-o-pult
Haiku # 10924, May 29, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
High up in the tree
the bluebird constructs a nest
made from human skin
Haiku # 10923, May 29, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
improving on our
improvisational skills
is improtant, too
Haiku # 10922, May 29, 2001 11:30 am ET
by anonymous... OG
Chinese buffet was nice
until I found a human
finger in my rice
Haiku # 10921, May 29, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
You are just a kite
flying high above my head
I pray for lightning
Haiku # 10920, May 29, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oi, tact is what sets
me off on the warpath...
That's the problem

No you are...

Yup, that's the problem
Haiku # 10919, May 29, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
Unfrozen mammoth dinnah
eaten by unfrozen caveman clamdiggah
killing over sea bugs in Friendship
Haiku # 10918, May 29, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Moxie
I woke up today
that seems to be the problem
or maybe it's you
Haiku # 10917, May 29, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
another day's work
molested by taxation
for half a day's pay
Haiku # 10916, May 29, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 10915, May 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
political man
so casual with the truth
i'll vote informal

Haiku # 10914, May 29, 2001 10:50 am ET
by ash
whatever you say
i know i will disagree
even if i don't
Haiku # 10913, May 29, 2001 10:42 am ET
by ash
I'm just a caveman
your crazy haiku frightens
and confuses me

Where are the demons
that possess this shiney box
with all these buttons

I have angered one
called LaTrinefondu and I
wail and beat my breast
Haiku # 10912, May 29, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Un-frozen Caveman Poet of aka whistler
one night stand only
loading zone docking clearway
pick up parking fine
Haiku # 10911, May 29, 2001 7:14 am ET
by mellie
getting much warmer
going down under blankets
who's coming with me?
Haiku # 10910, May 29, 2001 7:10 am ET
by mellie
roll of no haiku
toilet paper submitted,
use freely then flush
Haiku # 10909, May 29, 2001 3:26 am ET
by charmin
Haiku # 10908, May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10907, May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10906, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10905, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10904, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10903, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10902, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10901, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10900, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10899, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10898, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10897, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10896, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10895, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10894, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10893, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10892, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10891, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10890, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10889, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10888, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10887, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10886, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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