Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
getting much warmer
going down under blankets
who's coming with me?
Haiku # 10910 ↗ May 29, 2001 7:10 am ET
by mellie
roll of no haiku
toilet paper submitted,
use freely then flush
Haiku # 10909 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:26 am ET
by charmin
Haiku # 10908 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10907 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10906 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10905 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10904 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10903 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10902 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10901 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10900 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10899 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10898 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10897 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10896 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10895 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10894 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10893 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10892 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10891 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10890 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10889 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10888 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10887 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10886 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10885 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10884 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10883 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10882 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10881 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10880 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10879 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10878 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10877 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.
Haiku # 10876 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:08 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10875 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10874 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10873 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.
Haiku # 10872 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Haiku # 10871 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.
Haiku # 10870 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:56 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
beautiful word yes
promise of God most high.
Thank God I know Him
Haiku # 10869 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
never, somewhere, not
no one-where, how just because,
landed me in pain.
Haiku # 10868 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.
Haiku # 10867 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
a mind so complete.
beautiful person you are,
speak and I'll listen.
Haiku # 10866 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:47 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
full moon, sandy beach,
waves to the sand take their cue,
as I enter you.
Haiku # 10865 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:45 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I love you so much.
clap your hands, snap your fingers
I'll give it to you
Haiku # 10864 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:43 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
baby I love you
yes baby I do love you
kiss me, I don't mind
Haiku # 10863 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Failed in my mission
as left mouse clicks just don't come
I'm too stoned to drive
Haiku # 10862 ↗ May 28, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
All rolled up in dew
I see that you're a flower too
waiting wishing too
Haiku # 10861 ↗ May 28, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb