Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.
Haiku # 10867, May 29, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
a mind so complete.
beautiful person you are,
speak and I'll listen.
Haiku # 10866, May 29, 2001 1:47 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
full moon, sandy beach,
waves to the sand take their cue,
as I enter you.
Haiku # 10865, May 29, 2001 1:45 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I love you so much.
clap your hands, snap your fingers
I'll give it to you
Haiku # 10864, May 29, 2001 1:43 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
baby I love you
yes baby I do love you
kiss me, I don't mind
Haiku # 10863, May 29, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Failed in my mission
as left mouse clicks just don't come
I'm too stoned to drive
Haiku # 10862, May 28, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
All rolled up in dew
I see that you're a flower too
waiting wishing too
Haiku # 10861, May 28, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hey! I play today
what would you say in exchange
for some golden change?
Haiku # 10860, May 28, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
god is a showman
so roll over jehovah
till the end of time
Haiku # 10859, May 28, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The parties died down
they were just illusions of
human opinion
when Lady Liberty stood on
the Seven Headed Beast
According to some Jehovah's Witnesses
Haiku # 10858, May 28, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie of AP for Democrats...
sitting in the sun
well, I've got a sunburn now
better go inside
Haiku # 10857, May 28, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by slinted
Re # 10853

Yes you are almost there
don't be afraid just eat ice-cream!
one litre a day.

I scream for Haagen-Das
Haiku # 10856, May 28, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
give me coins
i like square shoes
with no need for clothes
is my piggy bank
Haiku # 10855, May 28, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
double table dance
two strippers rubbing nipples
god bless dirty gals
Haiku # 10854, May 28, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ap
i am working alone
i feel scared without you
my computer crashes
i scream.
Haiku # 10853, May 28, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My skin is crawling
Smoke beckons
Time to wrap my lips around my butt.
Haiku # 10852, May 28, 2001 11:16 am ET
by eon
power construction
fifteen hundred megawatts
texas prairie juice
Haiku # 10851, May 28, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
dusty boots, sunburned
sidle by first class section
empty seats bekon
Haiku # 10850, May 28, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ap
got to sit down now
any old porch will do me
magic day may day

rolling down the line
today I found no sorrow
people are happy
Haiku # 10849, May 28, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie, and ccr
vive le haiku!
Haiku # 10848, May 28, 2001 4:35 am ET
by btx
what is this I seek
for the only one but there I
stand there like a stupid termite
Haiku # 10847, May 28, 2001 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ninety-nine dollars
for hurtling above the earth
suspended in space

not quite orbital
cheaper than the space station
i'm no billionaire

airborne bus travel
brief acceleration
splashdown somewhere else
Haiku # 10846, May 28, 2001 12:55 am ET
by ash
aeroplane travels
experience turbulence
reach for the brown bag
Haiku # 10845, May 28, 2001 12:49 am ET
by ash
fast in my s4
metallica, friends and fun
wrapped around a pole
Haiku # 10844, May 27, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
home by myself
tired of books and tv
when will by bones heal?
Haiku # 10843, May 27, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
airport terminal
vacuous bordom hovers
expensive bad food
Haiku # 10842, May 27, 2001 10:52 pm ET
by ap
re #10822

think it's linear?
I know it seems like it is
close eyes...there it is
Haiku # 10841, May 27, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Bruce
Mellie hot yes but
LaTreciafondu Jones
takes the big fat cake
Haiku # 10840, May 27, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Bruce
lame? i'll show you lame
LaTreciafondu Jones
her eyes are pink leaves
Haiku # 10839, May 27, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by Bruce
re: # 10822

synonyms will disappear
after humans breath their last,
'time' will also go
Haiku # 10838, May 27, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by whiterock bohemian
Haiku # 10837, May 27, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10836, May 27, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10835, May 27, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10834, May 27, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10833, May 27, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not a jackass...
If I was I'd be a Democrat
Then again, a big fat elephant
isn't a dignified animal either sometimes

the Peanut Farmer Kicks ass...
Haiku # 10832, May 27, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When you're not
arguing with me or each other
you write some damn good blurbs...
Haiku # 10831, May 27, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Mox
hey you, odd named one,
how can this place go downhill
it's MEANT to be bad!
Haiku # 10830, May 27, 2001 7:49 am ET
by slinted
Insomnia brought me to this site.
I read and am carried
to sleep.
Haiku # 10829, May 27, 2001 5:48 am ET
by Frog of Greensboro NC
Speaking of which, this
place has really gone downhill
You morons are lame.
Haiku # 10828, May 27, 2001 1:55 am ET
by LaTreciafondu Jones
Whistler should learn that
posting too much is so lame;
you are a jackass.
Haiku # 10827, May 27, 2001 1:52 am ET
by LaTreciafondu Jones
Leaf floats on the pond,
laughter wafts away in breeze
HOT SEX WITH A CORPSE
Haiku # 10826, May 27, 2001 1:48 am ET
by CODE BLUE





safe from sanity
drink of the cup poured for you
it will be refilled
Haiku # 10825, May 27, 2001 1:13 am ET
by whistler
two too many thoughts
laugh and the world laughs with you
think and you're alone




Haiku # 10824, May 27, 2001 1:11 am ET
by whistler
Oh, once I was blue
I had to face the world to
see my reflection
Haiku # 10823, May 27, 2001 1:03 am ET
by whistler



can you describe time?
describe it without using
synonyms of time
Haiku # 10822, May 27, 2001 1:00 am ET
by whistler
Wasted not a word
emotions lie behind our
eyes... our souls' windows
Haiku # 10821, May 27, 2001 12:55 am ET
by whistler
Fruit of the vine, work
of human hands it becomes
our spiritu'l drink


Haiku # 10820, May 27, 2001 12:52 am ET
by whistler
Tell Hate and Sorrow
To Kiss your Hiney Goodbye
And send it packing

And most of all friends
Get Together and be Strong
Be all you can be
Haiku # 10819, May 27, 2001 12:23 am ET
by The voice unheard
Do not turn around
Face the Monster that taunts you
Give your kids a chance

Give your friends a chance
Keep This World for Heaven's Sake
To Spin Forever
Haiku # 10818, May 27, 2001 12:18 am ET
by The Insignificant Dot
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