Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...




can you describe time?
describe it without using
synonyms of time
Haiku # 10822, May 27, 2001 1:00 am ET
by whistler
Wasted not a word
emotions lie behind our
eyes... our souls' windows
Haiku # 10821, May 27, 2001 12:55 am ET
by whistler
Fruit of the vine, work
of human hands it becomes
our spiritu'l drink


Haiku # 10820, May 27, 2001 12:52 am ET
by whistler
Tell Hate and Sorrow
To Kiss your Hiney Goodbye
And send it packing

And most of all friends
Get Together and be Strong
Be all you can be
Haiku # 10819, May 27, 2001 12:23 am ET
by The voice unheard
Do not turn around
Face the Monster that taunts you
Give your kids a chance

Give your friends a chance
Keep This World for Heaven's Sake
To Spin Forever
Haiku # 10818, May 27, 2001 12:18 am ET
by The Insignificant Dot
Cycles of living
Yet we choose to not notice
Not to play our part

Our Planet will die
Heaven loses it's purpose
And it was finished
Haiku # 10817, May 27, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Nobody at all
Oceans feed the clouds
Clouds replenish the dry earth
Earth drains the water

Living things are born
They die and are decomposed
They feed the earth
Haiku # 10816, May 27, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Nobody you know
You Curse Your Fam'ly
Rape and Pillage Your Neighbors
Sink Your Own Vessel

Your Body Is Done
But Your Soul Is Not Finished
Think About Your Part


Haiku # 10815, May 27, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Nobody In Particular
Thee who have not faith
How do you get motivated?
Sex Money Power?

This fragile planet
will pop hard like a pimple
by your forceful thumbs
Haiku # 10814, May 26, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Nobody Special
It shoots, burns my body
Beautiful shudders, limp.
Sticky and lonely
Haiku # 10813, May 26, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by btx
I heard a great song
about little spanish fleas
I can't stop laughing
Haiku # 10812, May 26, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by slinted
the bees will not sting
because i love you, toddle doo
its not just a fling
Haiku # 10811, May 26, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by btx
word up yo, code word
word on the street is tight man
its revolution
Haiku # 10810, May 26, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by btx
I will not forget
you. nor will i accpet the
blame, on good friday
Haiku # 10809, May 26, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by btx
My own thoughts on labs
Damn sweet dogs those, each one
I ever met was...
Haiku # 10808, May 26, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
my poor dog, she gets
under my computer desk
stands up paws on my

knees, placing her head
between my face and the screen,
sometimes our heads sway

Haiku # 10807, May 26, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Lab owner
back and forth before
I get the message...walk time!!!
dogs lives are offline....
Haiku # 10806, May 26, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by Lab owner
Any thoughts on Luis Palau?
Haiku # 10805, May 26, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Mox
Sex is also, love
Denial of love is so odd
sex alone is like
well, being a wanker
sex unconnected, light bulb without light
transition?
To the crown chakra, y'all
The Alpha, Omega, Beginning and End
Haiku # 10804, May 26, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Mox
Being a wanker is safe
till the time comes, yes, I know
wanker means masturbation

She had to be right too...
I have to be.
Haiku # 10803, May 26, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Moxie
An angry mood, the
brush of of the bum, is to
protect one's self from
the wounds of the other
Haiku # 10802, May 26, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Moxie
It's that unnatural
confidence...some sickness
heaviness of thought

evangelicals might say
Bible followers, "you have a demon"
they act as I did here

so, the judgements I got
were fair. But a prayer helps. always
Haiku # 10801, May 26, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Moxie
brumbies brumbies one
brumbies brumbies brumbies won
rah rah rah rah rah
Haiku # 10800, May 26, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by mellie
don't watse time thinking
practicable planning says
practice makes perfect
Haiku # 10799, May 26, 2001 8:21 am ET
by mellie
I think about it
sex genitals clits penes
I've fucked in my head
Haiku # 10798, May 26, 2001 8:14 am ET
by mellie
elite foot massage
left me hanging Do you see
won't you sleep with me
Haiku # 10797, May 26, 2001 3:11 am ET
by bobii
fucked up drunk ass chick
tunnel of love that I see
1 2 3 4 WHORE
Haiku # 10796, May 26, 2001 3:09 am ET
by bobii
Pot, dancing and beer
have made me aware of you
please come over here
Haiku # 10795, May 26, 2001 3:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A shy one you are
with your looks, with your slyness
won't you dance with me?
Haiku # 10794, May 26, 2001 3:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
but that is the thing
you must talk with confidence
believe in yourself
Haiku # 10793, May 25, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
man, whining will not
get you laid. poetry might if
it is really good
Haiku # 10792, May 25, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
my evil twin says
that I only eat one thing
that is panty ham
Haiku # 10791, May 25, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
get ten pounds of coke
cover your dick in it and
watch the fun begin
Haiku # 10790, May 25, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
being unlaid is
voluntary. for there are
always sluts at foot
Haiku # 10789, May 25, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
being unfucked, well
let's just say virginity
keeps your sheets cleaner
Haiku # 10788, May 25, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
grab your penis now
bend it back between your legs
insert in your ass
Haiku # 10787, May 25, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
some things age makes worse
maturity isn't one
you need to grow up

unhand your member
adolescent self-pity
is no way forward
Haiku # 10786, May 25, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ash
still fucked in the head ?
refocus on genitals
and discover life
Haiku # 10785, May 25, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by ash
even with a fuck
you can't make some types happy
they remain wankers
Haiku # 10784, May 25, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ash
Delicately blue
you start with both of your shoes
just smiles to remove
Haiku # 10783, May 25, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Carpal tunnel life
ruining my typing skills
humbling my sex life
Haiku # 10782, May 25, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie get a fuck
it makes you feel much better
depression all gone
Haiku # 10781, May 25, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by Bruce
To walk into a place
to say "I am defeated" seems
to bring out this instinct...

Kill, for no reason
cause you can...
the oposite brings herd recognition
Haiku # 10780, May 25, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
I don't care I'm a
Virgin. I am. Maybe for good
but life is good.

Even for unfucked psychos...
Haiku # 10779, May 25, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, all right! I like
when I'm not here ego mashing
you do funner work

I think I like to read that better...
Haiku # 10778, May 25, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Moxie
hey tracy honey
are you wearing panties? what
kind, thong or regular
Haiku # 10777, May 25, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by snot, work
that haiku makes me
thirsty, you forgot the ocean,
or at least a beer
Haiku # 10776, May 25, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tracy, tracy, hey
I wish to know where you play
Curious, I am
Haiku # 10775, May 25, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by snot of work
i love simple things
sun, moon, stars, dirt, wind, day, night,
i wait with this list
Haiku # 10774, May 25, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by whiterock bohemian
'jesus fucking god'
says the boy sitting by me
such profanity!
Haiku # 10773, May 25, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by tracy
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