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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Any thoughts on Luis Palau?
Haiku # 10805, May 26, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Mox
Sex is also, love
Denial of love is so odd
sex alone is like
well, being a wanker
sex unconnected, light bulb without light
transition?
To the crown chakra, y'all
The Alpha, Omega, Beginning and End
Haiku # 10804, May 26, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Mox
Being a wanker is safe
till the time comes, yes, I know
wanker means masturbation

She had to be right too...
I have to be.
Haiku # 10803, May 26, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Moxie
An angry mood, the
brush of of the bum, is to
protect one's self from
the wounds of the other
Haiku # 10802, May 26, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Moxie
It's that unnatural
confidence...some sickness
heaviness of thought

evangelicals might say
Bible followers, "you have a demon"
they act as I did here

so, the judgements I got
were fair. But a prayer helps. always
Haiku # 10801, May 26, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Moxie
brumbies brumbies one
brumbies brumbies brumbies won
rah rah rah rah rah
Haiku # 10800, May 26, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by mellie
don't watse time thinking
practicable planning says
practice makes perfect
Haiku # 10799, May 26, 2001 8:21 am ET
by mellie
I think about it
sex genitals clits penes
I've fucked in my head
Haiku # 10798, May 26, 2001 8:14 am ET
by mellie
elite foot massage
left me hanging Do you see
won't you sleep with me
Haiku # 10797, May 26, 2001 3:11 am ET
by bobii
fucked up drunk ass chick
tunnel of love that I see
1 2 3 4 WHORE
Haiku # 10796, May 26, 2001 3:09 am ET
by bobii
Pot, dancing and beer
have made me aware of you
please come over here
Haiku # 10795, May 26, 2001 3:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A shy one you are
with your looks, with your slyness
won't you dance with me?
Haiku # 10794, May 26, 2001 3:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
but that is the thing
you must talk with confidence
believe in yourself
Haiku # 10793, May 25, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
man, whining will not
get you laid. poetry might if
it is really good
Haiku # 10792, May 25, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
my evil twin says
that I only eat one thing
that is panty ham
Haiku # 10791, May 25, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
get ten pounds of coke
cover your dick in it and
watch the fun begin
Haiku # 10790, May 25, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
being unlaid is
voluntary. for there are
always sluts at foot
Haiku # 10789, May 25, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
being unfucked, well
let's just say virginity
keeps your sheets cleaner
Haiku # 10788, May 25, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
grab your penis now
bend it back between your legs
insert in your ass
Haiku # 10787, May 25, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
some things age makes worse
maturity isn't one
you need to grow up

unhand your member
adolescent self-pity
is no way forward
Haiku # 10786, May 25, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ash
still fucked in the head ?
refocus on genitals
and discover life
Haiku # 10785, May 25, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by ash
even with a fuck
you can't make some types happy
they remain wankers
Haiku # 10784, May 25, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ash
Delicately blue
you start with both of your shoes
just smiles to remove
Haiku # 10783, May 25, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Carpal tunnel life
ruining my typing skills
humbling my sex life
Haiku # 10782, May 25, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie get a fuck
it makes you feel much better
depression all gone
Haiku # 10781, May 25, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by Bruce
To walk into a place
to say "I am defeated" seems
to bring out this instinct...

Kill, for no reason
cause you can...
the oposite brings herd recognition
Haiku # 10780, May 25, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
I don't care I'm a
Virgin. I am. Maybe for good
but life is good.

Even for unfucked psychos...
Haiku # 10779, May 25, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, all right! I like
when I'm not here ego mashing
you do funner work

I think I like to read that better...
Haiku # 10778, May 25, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Moxie
hey tracy honey
are you wearing panties? what
kind, thong or regular
Haiku # 10777, May 25, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by snot, work
that haiku makes me
thirsty, you forgot the ocean,
or at least a beer
Haiku # 10776, May 25, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tracy, tracy, hey
I wish to know where you play
Curious, I am
Haiku # 10775, May 25, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by snot of work
i love simple things
sun, moon, stars, dirt, wind, day, night,
i wait with this list
Haiku # 10774, May 25, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by whiterock bohemian
'jesus fucking god'
says the boy sitting by me
such profanity!
Haiku # 10773, May 25, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by tracy
I feel inspired
An hour until I go home
Me, bonfire? Hell no.
Haiku # 10772, May 25, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by snot of work
my poor nerves are fried
too much worry and stress for
a nervous teen girl
Haiku # 10771, May 25, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by tracy
for once in my life
my hair is silky and smooth
why not ev'ry day??
Haiku # 10770, May 25, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by tracy
i leaned in to give
him a big hug and he said:
your hair smells so nice
Haiku # 10769, May 25, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by tracy
Milena, she is
My co-worker; she thinks that
I am quite gorgeous.
Haiku # 10768, May 25, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by snot of work
Snot on the carpet
Jaime looks at it longing
Office fanatasies
Haiku # 10767, May 25, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by snot of work
Haiku # 10766, May 25, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have a ring shaped
like a naked woman. She's
wrapped around finger
Haiku # 10765, May 25, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by impro
yes happy indeed
but quick Guicho comes to town
surprise call last night
Haiku # 10764, May 25, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
happy hour then
disappear to spend some time
watching a movie
Haiku # 10763, May 25, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the ideal climate
hot enough for a sarong
cool enough for sex
Haiku # 10762, May 25, 2001 10:45 am ET
by ash
hail to my home town
stationary one decade
immobile the next
Haiku # 10761, May 25, 2001 10:42 am ET
by ash
missy elliot
I am writing to complain
wheres all this free corn?
Haiku # 10760, May 25, 2001 9:56 am ET
by slinted
places we come from
shrink with the passage of time
there's no going back
Haiku # 10759, May 25, 2001 9:54 am ET
by ash
making cheese on toast
I nearly lose my eyebrows
damn that faulty grill
Haiku # 10758, May 25, 2001 9:48 am ET
by slinted
crazy foreigner
what the hell are you saying?
it's all greek to me
Haiku # 10757, May 25, 2001 9:43 am ET
by slinted
the very merry
Month of May turned out to be
full of excriment
Haiku # 10756, May 25, 2001 9:43 am ET
by impro
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