Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

god is a showman
so roll over jehovah
till the end of time
Haiku # 10859, May 28, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The parties died down
they were just illusions of
human opinion
when Lady Liberty stood on
the Seven Headed Beast
According to some Jehovah's Witnesses
Haiku # 10858, May 28, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie of AP for Democrats...
sitting in the sun
well, I've got a sunburn now
better go inside
Haiku # 10857, May 28, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by slinted
Re # 10853

Yes you are almost there
don't be afraid just eat ice-cream!
one litre a day.

I scream for Haagen-Das
Haiku # 10856, May 28, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
give me coins
i like square shoes
with no need for clothes
is my piggy bank
Haiku # 10855, May 28, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
double table dance
two strippers rubbing nipples
god bless dirty gals
Haiku # 10854, May 28, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ap
i am working alone
i feel scared without you
my computer crashes
i scream.
Haiku # 10853, May 28, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My skin is crawling
Smoke beckons
Time to wrap my lips around my butt.
Haiku # 10852, May 28, 2001 11:16 am ET
by eon
power construction
fifteen hundred megawatts
texas prairie juice
Haiku # 10851, May 28, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
dusty boots, sunburned
sidle by first class section
empty seats bekon
Haiku # 10850, May 28, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ap
got to sit down now
any old porch will do me
magic day may day

rolling down the line
today I found no sorrow
people are happy
Haiku # 10849, May 28, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie, and ccr
vive le haiku!
Haiku # 10848, May 28, 2001 4:35 am ET
by btx
what is this I seek
for the only one but there I
stand there like a stupid termite
Haiku # 10847, May 28, 2001 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ninety-nine dollars
for hurtling above the earth
suspended in space

not quite orbital
cheaper than the space station
i'm no billionaire

airborne bus travel
brief acceleration
splashdown somewhere else
Haiku # 10846, May 28, 2001 12:55 am ET
by ash
aeroplane travels
experience turbulence
reach for the brown bag
Haiku # 10845, May 28, 2001 12:49 am ET
by ash
fast in my s4
metallica, friends and fun
wrapped around a pole
Haiku # 10844, May 27, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
home by myself
tired of books and tv
when will by bones heal?
Haiku # 10843, May 27, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
airport terminal
vacuous bordom hovers
expensive bad food
Haiku # 10842, May 27, 2001 10:52 pm ET
by ap
re #10822

think it's linear?
I know it seems like it is
close eyes...there it is
Haiku # 10841, May 27, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Bruce
Mellie hot yes but
LaTreciafondu Jones
takes the big fat cake
Haiku # 10840, May 27, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Bruce
lame? i'll show you lame
LaTreciafondu Jones
her eyes are pink leaves
Haiku # 10839, May 27, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by Bruce
re: # 10822

synonyms will disappear
after humans breath their last,
'time' will also go
Haiku # 10838, May 27, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by whiterock bohemian
Haiku # 10837, May 27, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10836, May 27, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10835, May 27, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10834, May 27, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10833, May 27, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not a jackass...
If I was I'd be a Democrat
Then again, a big fat elephant
isn't a dignified animal either sometimes

the Peanut Farmer Kicks ass...
Haiku # 10832, May 27, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When you're not
arguing with me or each other
you write some damn good blurbs...
Haiku # 10831, May 27, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Mox
hey you, odd named one,
how can this place go downhill
it's MEANT to be bad!
Haiku # 10830, May 27, 2001 7:49 am ET
by slinted
Insomnia brought me to this site.
I read and am carried
to sleep.
Haiku # 10829, May 27, 2001 5:48 am ET
by Frog of Greensboro NC
Speaking of which, this
place has really gone downhill
You morons are lame.
Haiku # 10828, May 27, 2001 1:55 am ET
by LaTreciafondu Jones
Whistler should learn that
posting too much is so lame;
you are a jackass.
Haiku # 10827, May 27, 2001 1:52 am ET
by LaTreciafondu Jones
Leaf floats on the pond,
laughter wafts away in breeze
HOT SEX WITH A CORPSE
Haiku # 10826, May 27, 2001 1:48 am ET
by CODE BLUE





safe from sanity
drink of the cup poured for you
it will be refilled
Haiku # 10825, May 27, 2001 1:13 am ET
by whistler
two too many thoughts
laugh and the world laughs with you
think and you're alone




Haiku # 10824, May 27, 2001 1:11 am ET
by whistler
Oh, once I was blue
I had to face the world to
see my reflection
Haiku # 10823, May 27, 2001 1:03 am ET
by whistler



can you describe time?
describe it without using
synonyms of time
Haiku # 10822, May 27, 2001 1:00 am ET
by whistler
Wasted not a word
emotions lie behind our
eyes... our souls' windows
Haiku # 10821, May 27, 2001 12:55 am ET
by whistler
Fruit of the vine, work
of human hands it becomes
our spiritu'l drink


Haiku # 10820, May 27, 2001 12:52 am ET
by whistler
Tell Hate and Sorrow
To Kiss your Hiney Goodbye
And send it packing

And most of all friends
Get Together and be Strong
Be all you can be
Haiku # 10819, May 27, 2001 12:23 am ET
by The voice unheard
Do not turn around
Face the Monster that taunts you
Give your kids a chance

Give your friends a chance
Keep This World for Heaven's Sake
To Spin Forever
Haiku # 10818, May 27, 2001 12:18 am ET
by The Insignificant Dot
Cycles of living
Yet we choose to not notice
Not to play our part

Our Planet will die
Heaven loses it's purpose
And it was finished
Haiku # 10817, May 27, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Nobody at all
Oceans feed the clouds
Clouds replenish the dry earth
Earth drains the water

Living things are born
They die and are decomposed
They feed the earth
Haiku # 10816, May 27, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Nobody you know
You Curse Your Fam'ly
Rape and Pillage Your Neighbors
Sink Your Own Vessel

Your Body Is Done
But Your Soul Is Not Finished
Think About Your Part


Haiku # 10815, May 27, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Nobody In Particular
Thee who have not faith
How do you get motivated?
Sex Money Power?

This fragile planet
will pop hard like a pimple
by your forceful thumbs
Haiku # 10814, May 26, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Nobody Special
It shoots, burns my body
Beautiful shudders, limp.
Sticky and lonely
Haiku # 10813, May 26, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by btx
I heard a great song
about little spanish fleas
I can't stop laughing
Haiku # 10812, May 26, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by slinted
the bees will not sting
because i love you, toddle doo
its not just a fling
Haiku # 10811, May 26, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by btx
word up yo, code word
word on the street is tight man
its revolution
Haiku # 10810, May 26, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by btx
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