Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Oi, tact is what sets
me off on the warpath...
That's the problem

No you are...

Yup, that's the problem
Haiku # 10919, May 29, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
Unfrozen mammoth dinnah
eaten by unfrozen caveman clamdiggah
killing over sea bugs in Friendship
Haiku # 10918, May 29, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Moxie
I woke up today
that seems to be the problem
or maybe it's you
Haiku # 10917, May 29, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
another day's work
molested by taxation
for half a day's pay
Haiku # 10916, May 29, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 10915, May 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
political man
so casual with the truth
i'll vote informal

Haiku # 10914, May 29, 2001 10:50 am ET
by ash
whatever you say
i know i will disagree
even if i don't
Haiku # 10913, May 29, 2001 10:42 am ET
by ash
I'm just a caveman
your crazy haiku frightens
and confuses me

Where are the demons
that possess this shiney box
with all these buttons

I have angered one
called LaTrinefondu and I
wail and beat my breast
Haiku # 10912, May 29, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Un-frozen Caveman Poet of aka whistler
one night stand only
loading zone docking clearway
pick up parking fine
Haiku # 10911, May 29, 2001 7:14 am ET
by mellie
getting much warmer
going down under blankets
who's coming with me?
Haiku # 10910, May 29, 2001 7:10 am ET
by mellie
roll of no haiku
toilet paper submitted,
use freely then flush
Haiku # 10909, May 29, 2001 3:26 am ET
by charmin
Haiku # 10908, May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10907, May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10906, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10905, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10904, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10903, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10902, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10901, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10900, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10899, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10898, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10897, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10896, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10895, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10894, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10893, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10892, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10891, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10890, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10889, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10888, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10887, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10886, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10885, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10884, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10883, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10882, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10881, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10880, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10879, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10878, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10877, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.
Haiku # 10876, May 29, 2001 2:08 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10875, May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10874, May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10873, May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.
Haiku # 10872, May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Haiku # 10871, May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.
Haiku # 10870, May 29, 2001 1:56 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
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