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28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

political man
so casual with the truth
i'll vote informal

Haiku # 10914, May 29, 2001 10:50 am ET
by ash
whatever you say
i know i will disagree
even if i don't
Haiku # 10913, May 29, 2001 10:42 am ET
by ash
I'm just a caveman
your crazy haiku frightens
and confuses me

Where are the demons
that possess this shiney box
with all these buttons

I have angered one
called LaTrinefondu and I
wail and beat my breast
Haiku # 10912, May 29, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Un-frozen Caveman Poet of aka whistler
one night stand only
loading zone docking clearway
pick up parking fine
Haiku # 10911, May 29, 2001 7:14 am ET
by mellie
getting much warmer
going down under blankets
who's coming with me?
Haiku # 10910, May 29, 2001 7:10 am ET
by mellie
roll of no haiku
toilet paper submitted,
use freely then flush
Haiku # 10909, May 29, 2001 3:26 am ET
by charmin
Haiku # 10908, May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10907, May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10906, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10905, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10904, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10903, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10902, May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10901, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10900, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10899, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10898, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10897, May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10896, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10895, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10894, May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10893, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10892, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10891, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10890, May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10889, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10888, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10887, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10886, May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10885, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10884, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10883, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10882, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10881, May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10880, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10879, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10878, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10877, May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.
Haiku # 10876, May 29, 2001 2:08 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10875, May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10874, May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10873, May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.
Haiku # 10872, May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Haiku # 10871, May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.
Haiku # 10870, May 29, 2001 1:56 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
beautiful word yes
promise of God most high.
Thank God I know Him
Haiku # 10869, May 29, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
never, somewhere, not
no one-where, how just because,
landed me in pain.
Haiku # 10868, May 29, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.
Haiku # 10867, May 29, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
a mind so complete.
beautiful person you are,
speak and I'll listen.
Haiku # 10866, May 29, 2001 1:47 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
full moon, sandy beach,
waves to the sand take their cue,
as I enter you.
Haiku # 10865, May 29, 2001 1:45 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
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