Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
True. No broken bones
but osteoporosis
has taken my mind
Haiku # 11006 May 31, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oh, you'll be all right
Boston may have blue blood but
it's tough old blue blood
Haiku # 11005 May 31, 2001 10:40 am ET
by PXC
Hadn't quite finished
drinking all the blood I need
to crawl the work mile
Haiku # 11004 May 31, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I suppose then, vamps
The sun doesn't fit in well
With certain lifestyles
Haiku # 11003 May 31, 2001 10:22 am ET
by PXC
Morning came too fast
wish I was on the west coast
where it is still dark
Haiku # 11002 May 31, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
when mellie's cranky
she explodes confusion reigns
don't count on her then
Haiku # 11001 May 31, 2001 4:40 am ET
by mellie
I blew me fuse now
crossed wires loaded down
I'll try flicking switch

Pass me the peace pipe
while I potter about here
I'm chilling out man
Haiku # 11000 May 31, 2001 4:33 am ET
by mellie
medicinal my ass

i'm smoking for
world peace
Haiku # 10999 May 30, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by argh
heat stroke coming soon
warm air from back of neighbor's a/c
flows through my broken window
Haiku # 10998 May 30, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by argh
hosting co. says:
no such account!
I am screwed real bad.
Haiku # 10997 May 30, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by argh
mister president
power intoxicates more
than weed ever did
Haiku # 10996 May 30, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ash
evil cannabis
you make me a criminal
when i'm a nice guy

i don't do bad things
it's merely your possession
that defines my crime

if the world grows up
legislation might address
people not pot plants
Haiku # 10995 May 30, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ash
It is not that bad
I don't think that you have thought
this one through this time
Haiku # 10994 May 30, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by The Thimker
administration
unidentifiably
hypothetical
Haiku # 10993 May 30, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by The Thimker
Moxie is gone now
Haiku # 10992 May 30, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie
let the businesses
run on marijuana heated power plants
and let the Reps mellow out
Haiku # 10991 May 30, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie
We are going on down
only to puke the
Kaluha, up and at em
Haiku # 10990 May 30, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Downward Spiral
There's Killian's Red
On tap in Presque Isle...
somewhere
Haiku # 10989 May 30, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't like the danged
Cold War Part Two routine, it's
Reagan's ENDGAME! leave it be!
Haiku # 10988 May 30, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Mox
When we all get psyched
and not psycho, then it will
be good when I get the hint
Haiku # 10987 May 30, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Mox
energy crisis
chat rooms are shut to shut-ins
$cam$, lie$, and bu$h $lut$!
Haiku # 10986 May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Let it go on down
let it spin out of control
for the sake of 123
45
Haiku # 10985 May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Mox
As the world spins out
of control let us all kill each
other in the name of God eat God
Ego eat Ego
Taste vs. Taste
Haiku # 10984 May 30, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lemon Crush
KEEP OUT! for members
only. This means YOU /access/
HALT! moxie, go home!
Haiku # 10983 May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by boo
Shoot that lane down blow
it and say nothing for the
sake of art and art alone
Haiku # 10982 May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by Pequote 105 of Toucdown
She wrote her last 44
traded for a Winchester 33
Made the bullets herself
Haiku # 10981 May 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Tournequet of Top 40
747 haiku
crash and burn greenhouse gases
quote: "can't happen heeeeeerrrre!"
Haiku # 10980 May 30, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by boo
Gee, does this club
accept donaitons or
is it members only?
Haiku # 10979 May 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Something about 5 7 5
when they do think something
I wonder if they realize what it feels like
done to them...
Haiku # 10978 May 30, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Mox
Subtle put downs
Haiku # 10977 May 30, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10976 May 30, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10975 May 30, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fed law, CSA,
sez to comply with the Prop
215 denied.
Haiku # 10974 May 30, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
it will get hotter!
conserve california-
your marijuana~
Haiku # 10973 May 30, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
vicariously
i feel joy at her mast'ry
of indirect slams.
Haiku # 10972 May 30, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
she indicates that
the folk are lying shit sacks
non-explicitly
Haiku # 10971 May 30, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
it amuses me,
because i too strain my voice
when i want to kill.
Haiku # 10970 May 30, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
our sql admin
copes amusingly with folks
blatantly lying.
Haiku # 10969 May 30, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
sometimes I confuse
my roommate's toothbrush with the
butt thermometer
Haiku # 10968 May 30, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by The Thimker
Oi, well, must be
Joesph Gerbil's Werewolves
mucking up the net
Haiku # 10967 May 30, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Mox
This server acts up
network busy? page not found?
time for a reboot
Haiku # 10966 May 30, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fnord
Haiku # 10965 May 30, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Moxie
Hell has knocked on
my door...it has said hi, can I stop in
and destroy you

I said no, back to Hell
I'm doing a fine job
myself
Haiku # 10964 May 30, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by Mox
When he thanks you for
the night of wonderous time
spent alone and torn
Haiku # 10963 May 30, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Black Weeds
if it isn't bad
or it isn't forbidden
it isn't worth it
Haiku # 10962 May 30, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Black Weeds
i stare coldly back
"another condemed to hell"
and by my words too
I cut myself and you
with my own tougue...
the double edged sword
the knife? it is nothing
Haiku # 10961 May 30, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by Moxie
sometimes I confuse
my roommate's toothbrush with the
toilet brush thingy

Haiku # 10960 May 30, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by The Thimker
one thing that would make
a bad proctologist would
be nearsightedness
Haiku # 10959 May 30, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by The Thimker
lover gets nervous
i think it's cute when he gets
hung up on these things
Haiku # 10958 May 30, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Incoherent daze
a monkey stole my taco
pink bunny tattoo
Haiku # 10957 May 30, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb