Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I'd love to debate
with you but it sounds like you've
got nothing to say

Keep complaining and
pointing your finger cause it
only proves me right
Haiku # 11028, May 31, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by The Thimker
the pigs dividing
us say, "don't bring down the house
of pigs" lieing shits!
Haiku # 11027, May 31, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
is europe alone?
In This - our allies trying
to keep us off the

road of our own Good
Intentions! america
whither are you bound?
Haiku # 11026, May 31, 2001 4:17 pm ET
by bon bunny
my rights eroded?
I DON'T CARE! my e-mail read
by the authorized...

unauthorized, who
cares? I'm doing nothing wrong!
but those shitheads ARE!
Haiku # 11025, May 31, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
you can pick ME up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
Haiku # 11024, May 31, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you can pick me up
at the grocery store anytime
my produce sweetheart
Haiku # 11023, May 31, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
divided we're falling
great! it ain't my fault - it's yours!
you, the conceding.
Haiku # 11022, May 31, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by unconceding
thoughtless thimker YOU
are a dead issue - I let YOU
die - do so quickly

know what unconscienscible means?
hope you didn't get this far
Die Pig - that america may LIVE again!
Haiku # 11021, May 31, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by unconceding
Rebel or a Yank
unconceded dead issue
divided we fall

American don't
mean the same thing as sin, now
let dead issues die
Haiku # 11020, May 31, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by The Thimker of Concious Countryman
little piggy prez,
his daddy's thugs' decisions:
prezidentin's hard...

so very hard to
do: nothing to stand up for
but spin, spin top down.
Haiku # 11019, May 31, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by unconceding
you're next! Califoes
ripped off of energy, votes.
lies to see pot dies!

Controlled Substances:
"public health"..."in compliance"
fascism fashion fools...
Haiku # 11018, May 31, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by unconceding
write a book. blame gore.
stole ten thou votes. no mention
now of 2* others.

*200,000,000,000,000 stop!
Haiku # 11017, May 31, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by unconceding
grey bird sings one song
eternally satisfied
and without regret
Haiku # 11016, May 31, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ap
They asked me what drugs
I'm on and it shocks them when
I say I'm on none
Haiku # 11015, May 31, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by PXC of John 3:16
incarceration,
institutionalizer's
sanctimonium
Haiku # 11014, May 31, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Thimker
skelaxin cocktail
mix with vioxx, valium
a dash of bengay
Haiku # 11013, May 31, 2001 11:50 am ET
by ap
inspiration fades
lethargy and apathy
i think it's the drugs
Haiku # 11012, May 31, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ap
There goes the network
or some computer thingy
is there an undo?
Haiku # 11011, May 31, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I watched cut finger
tumble into the salad
cook it up, serve it
Haiku # 11010, May 31, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 11009, May 31, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I watched cut finger
tumble into the salad
cook it up, serve it
Haiku # 11008, May 31, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I prep food at a
restaurant and study faiths
Get a life time.
Haiku # 11007, May 31, 2001 11:02 am ET
by PXC
True. No broken bones
but osteoporosis
has taken my mind
Haiku # 11006, May 31, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oh, you'll be all right
Boston may have blue blood but
it's tough old blue blood
Haiku # 11005, May 31, 2001 10:40 am ET
by PXC
Hadn't quite finished
drinking all the blood I need
to crawl the work mile
Haiku # 11004, May 31, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I suppose then, vamps
The sun doesn't fit in well
With certain lifestyles
Haiku # 11003, May 31, 2001 10:22 am ET
by PXC
Morning came too fast
wish I was on the west coast
where it is still dark
Haiku # 11002, May 31, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
when mellie's cranky
she explodes confusion reigns
don't count on her then
Haiku # 11001, May 31, 2001 4:40 am ET
by mellie
I blew me fuse now
crossed wires loaded down
I'll try flicking switch

Pass me the peace pipe
while I potter about here
I'm chilling out man
Haiku # 11000, May 31, 2001 4:33 am ET
by mellie
medicinal my ass

i'm smoking for
world peace
Haiku # 10999, May 30, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by argh
heat stroke coming soon
warm air from back of neighbor's a/c
flows through my broken window
Haiku # 10998, May 30, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by argh
hosting co. says:
no such account!
I am screwed real bad.
Haiku # 10997, May 30, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by argh
mister president
power intoxicates more
than weed ever did
Haiku # 10996, May 30, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ash
evil cannabis
you make me a criminal
when i'm a nice guy

i don't do bad things
it's merely your possession
that defines my crime

if the world grows up
legislation might address
people not pot plants
Haiku # 10995, May 30, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ash
It is not that bad
I don't think that you have thought
this one through this time
Haiku # 10994, May 30, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by The Thimker
administration
unidentifiably
hypothetical
Haiku # 10993, May 30, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by The Thimker
Moxie is gone now
Haiku # 10992, May 30, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie
let the businesses
run on marijuana heated power plants
and let the Reps mellow out
Haiku # 10991, May 30, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie
We are going on down
only to puke the
Kaluha, up and at em
Haiku # 10990, May 30, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Downward Spiral
There's Killian's Red
On tap in Presque Isle...
somewhere
Haiku # 10989, May 30, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
I don't like the danged
Cold War Part Two routine, it's
Reagan's ENDGAME! leave it be!
Haiku # 10988, May 30, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Mox
When we all get psyched
and not psycho, then it will
be good when I get the hint
Haiku # 10987, May 30, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Mox
energy crisis
chat rooms are shut to shut-ins
$cam$, lie$, and bu$h $lut$!
Haiku # 10986, May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Let it go on down
let it spin out of control
for the sake of 123
45
Haiku # 10985, May 30, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Mox
As the world spins out
of control let us all kill each
other in the name of God eat God
Ego eat Ego
Taste vs. Taste
Haiku # 10984, May 30, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lemon Crush
KEEP OUT! for members
only. This means YOU /access/
HALT! moxie, go home!
Haiku # 10983, May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by boo
Shoot that lane down blow
it and say nothing for the
sake of art and art alone
Haiku # 10982, May 30, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by Pequote 105 of Toucdown
She wrote her last 44
traded for a Winchester 33
Made the bullets herself
Haiku # 10981, May 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Tournequet of Top 40
747 haiku
crash and burn greenhouse gases
quote: "can't happen heeeeeerrrre!"
Haiku # 10980, May 30, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by boo
Gee, does this club
accept donaitons or
is it members only?
Haiku # 10979, May 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Moxie
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