Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

you pledged allegiance
to the privatized, undemocratic
republic (screw the public)

for which it keels over
we changed it since your sacrifice
we do that ALL the time
-sssssuCkerrrrs...
Haiku # 11082, June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by unconceding
hey! great idea
infinite typing monkeys
fine name for a band
Haiku # 11081, June 2, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by sister flo
what kind of loser
pushes 'send that bad haiku'
without typing stuff?

sometimes I think that
infinite typing monkeys
could do lots better.
Haiku # 11080, June 2, 2001 7:44 am ET
by sliiiiiinted
RE #11048

This is a good page
the 5-7-5 thingy
is not write in stone

Attention ash;
http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
thank you sickyellow person

Haiku # 11079, June 2, 2001 4:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11078, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11077, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11076, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11075, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11074, June 2, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
honeyed chicken wings
executing sly revenge
with cholesterol
Haiku # 11073, June 2, 2001 12:49 am ET
by ash
shoes saturated
i didn't expect the rain
on my motorbike
Haiku # 11072, June 1, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ash
In your case it is
probably smegma smothered
steak with cotton lint
Haiku # 11071, June 1, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by QUASHER!!!!!!!!!!
bloomers boxers shorts
tightey whitey cock surprise
cotton smothered steak
Haiku # 11070, June 1, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by ap
you have green thigh rings.
so you give me a gold gift
to wear on my ears.
Haiku # 11069, June 1, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
panties in the air,
we slowly came together.
flowers in our hair.
Haiku # 11068, June 1, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel_lesbo_dream of Dallas, TX
as i touch your skin,
I smell your red hair and smile,
forgetting the time.
Haiku # 11067, June 1, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
drunk on deep kissing
our spirits - vapour - mingle
we plummet deeply
Haiku # 11066, June 1, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
taste of our loving,
a rivulet glistens there,
new invitation.
Haiku # 11065, June 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
contemplating just
below your sacral dimple
pleasure awaits us
Haiku # 11064, June 1, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by ap
lightning flashes show
your form so curved in blue light
spring breeze spreads your scent
Haiku # 11063, June 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by ap
let me eat your thong
a satin appetizer
wet warm pink repast
Haiku # 11062, June 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by ap
To a witch voodoo
what is this thing but a doll
and stress relief, hmm
Haiku # 11061, June 1, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lighting just for you
Haiku # 11060, June 1, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
He wore my panties
the ones with yellow flowers
I wore the moonlight
Haiku # 11059, June 1, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I wore her panties
the ones with yellow flowers
in her dreams
Haiku # 11058, June 1, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too many chicken
littles in this damn country
where's the shotgun, maw?
Haiku # 11057, June 1, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by impro of the sky is falling
"What's Dat?"
tell you later...
much later
(save 11169 for me) heehee
Haiku # 11056, June 1, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Miss Everything
pixilated fate

it must be advanced
to Build face on Mars, And
Then blurr the digits
Haiku # 11055, June 1, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by apoapsis
increase the army?
the attack is global warmth!
protect us from US!
Haiku # 11054, June 1, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by bon bunny
no one reads you, whew!
fewer still understand, SO
Open what don't shut.
Haiku # 11053, June 1, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by boo
don't anybody
shuddup! you don't make sense SO
that's the same as that.
Haiku # 11052, June 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by boo
They would be better
off with a dad from the slums
even share HIS booze
Haiku # 11051, June 1, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Thimker
they took to the booze
jesus their granny did too
underneath a bush
Haiku # 11050, June 1, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
ralph ralph ralph ralph ralph
I'm just spewing my guts up
poor twins with that dad
Haiku # 11049, June 1, 2001 11:47 am ET
by mellie
i love bad haiku
it is good for me to read
this proves it is bad

http://handel.pacific.net.sg/~loudon/alexey_def.htm
Haiku # 11048, June 1, 2001 11:46 am ET
by sickyellow
Ralph? Is that you? You
are so cute when you're drunk!
Now go to sleepy!
Haiku # 11047, June 1, 2001 11:27 am ET
by The Thimker
thimk and unc fuck skull
of ronald reagan - Make Way!
here cums bush: he's drunk...

dead issue
Haiku # 11046, June 1, 2001 11:24 am ET
by dead issue boo
Al Gore got the most -
Buchanon got the least, in
any case not twat!
Haiku # 11045, June 1, 2001 11:20 am ET
by unconceding
die laughing, just die!
I supported honesty
and truth: read NADER!

rascists don't ask why
there were 200,000
planned voterans tossed /
black floridans tossed / take your pick!
Haiku # 11044, June 1, 2001 11:18 am ET
by unconceding
dead issue

Jeffords was given
death threats. he spoiled the plans
of dictatorship.
Haiku # 11043, June 1, 2001 11:12 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
what you say applies
only to YOU - includes the
shit you can't see through -
ah-hhhhh-ha/*
Haiku # 11042, June 1, 2001 11:10 am ET
by unconceding
There's something noble
About drinking underage
And _not_ getting caught
Haiku # 11041, June 1, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Janis
I hear Al is at
UT, handing out bad fake
IDs and laughing
Haiku # 11040, June 1, 2001 9:59 am ET
by The Thimker
submit bad haiku
while lying in my bed
i love my palm VII
Haiku # 11039, June 1, 2001 6:42 am ET
by optional
but what did she do
besides ordering booze with
false ID? Who hasn't?
Haiku # 11038, May 31, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, remember the
Moxie, he's me, and how bad
he was when he was
Haiku # 11037, May 31, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by PXC
Oh what a great life
Young presidential daughter
We watch you fuck up
Haiku # 11036, May 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Janis
Only roaches left
In the drug box of my life
Dismantling remains
Haiku # 11035, May 31, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Janis
fuck
Haiku # 11034, May 31, 2001 6:30 pm ET
by dick of ny
your mouth is not closed
it spews your silly insults
you remove all doubt

opinions are good
but I hear none from your mouth
just silly insults

settle down a bit
speak intelligently please
or shut the fuck up
Haiku # 11033, May 31, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by UN-unconceding
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