Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...

Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day

five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'

back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later

I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you

The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed

Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here

wicca and belthane
teevee and belaire: two most
likely to compete

"Those Burning Times again"
Is John Walsh right to point
Wicca with Satanism on
America's Most Wanted?

missed the three o three
all Mellie needed was sleep
she passed that deadline

With a whirl, that girl,
that grain's turned into a pearl
a mind to unfurl

circumcised granny
circumspection her forte
despoiled bollocks

I wish I could cheer
Mel up because I think she's
vedy vedy much ok
by me...

Queen of Swords...remember Queen of Swords!!!

o-oh, w-w-way
b-b--b-back th-th-there -
uh... w-way b-back...

wh-wh-wh-wh-where's
h-h-he s-s-ss-say
th-th-th-that, unc?

buh-buh-buh-buh-BOO,
un-un-unconceding sez,
"th-th-that's all, folks!"

Un-un-un-un-un-
unconceding can count but
he don't count for much

it's three o two now
I should be dead to the world
I need a bullet

that's a wise grandma
you may tackle me in fact
great expectations

Stare in disbelief
The damn server fails again
I dislike NT

Extra. Sugar free
It has laxative effects
Better stop chewing

Small, black, velvet bag
It came free with my walkman
But good for nothing

Curvy and Peachy
I look as she walks past me
I am such a letch

Squat, blue and yellow
Claims to be isotonic
Lucozade bottle

+ : running running
+ : running through the jungle
+ : can you smell the heat?

heavenly legspread
fuck it with a big ol' cross
prono with jesus

Texas, technical
ass of the u s of a,
bet yer split-tailed beehind.

East by west and trial by
on line fire, and Jesus was Lord
but I added Goddess to the song

feeling super blessed,
received more than I deserve,
Jesus is the Lord!

Sounds like all re runs
not you all mind you but this
the fight, the contest, still in
the slough of despair

tackle still intact
anticipating danger
grandma circumspect

oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli

i hate him; i hate him
but I want to give his twin daughters
my hot steaming man juice
-
who is he??

times are good
times are bad
-
there is no time
we've all been had!

i cut it off
its good and gone
i cut it off
yes grandma's cock

Do you know what the
secret to shiner bock is?
animal enzymes

tomorrow, texas
steers queers and shiner bock beers
grandma has a cock

By Eris, take this
Ye Golden apple
and good love to thee...

tonight we will love
not ever satiated
always satisfied

she loves me for this
no whining just plow ahead
jesus i love her

too tough to notice
insensitive fuck am i
life is for living

arthritic back pain
sailing today anyway
grandma has a cock

#i saw this:
$code or die;
#stupid elitist perl nazis.
#Why is $foo in a different
#namespace than $foo[0]?

ascii orgasm
on my keyboard

is this ISO compatible?

masturbating furiously
porno is great
the vikiden sooths my pain

you should be writing a book
your name, twinkie
twinkie twinkie little star
why don't you...
ok, this is dumb

I think hostess twinkies
think that the price of carots in
japan think too much

I think that DJ J's ass tastes like
twinkies, because they both have cream
filling

That's some nasty cheese
peppered with black jumping fleas
stinks like crotch disease

Can you sieze the breeze
stop the wind and swaying trees
let these dreams sprout leaves?