Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

by default you are
always at the top of my
fav party guest list
Haiku # 11167, June 7, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bite hurt and bled
hand in the air, a trophy
at home, bleach-doused
Haiku # 11166, June 7, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by rrruuuT! of Ruuut!
In all eight directions
no Beasts, no funny dates...
if she strips and bites, ouch
give that girl a tip
Haiku # 11165, June 7, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Moxie
married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it
Haiku # 11164, June 7, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by kooot! of kaaat!
Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high
Haiku # 11163, June 7, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy
Haiku # 11162, June 7, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe
Haiku # 11161, June 7, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple
Haiku # 11160, June 7, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ash
there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?
Haiku # 11159, June 7, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together
Haiku # 11158, June 7, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ash
different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?
Haiku # 11157, June 7, 2001 8:41 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11156, June 7, 2001 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll
Haiku # 11155, June 7, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie
When stomach's a boiling
Asshole is fix'in to blow
Need a new o-ring
Haiku # 11154, June 7, 2001 1:41 am ET
by thechillibuddah
does jealousy hurt
or should it be a blessing
in relationships
Haiku # 11153, June 6, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by WK
jack asses, get THEM
off. Get a kick out of it.
then yer ass is grass!
Haiku # 11152, June 6, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by boo
stripper wicced!? So's
laura, Jenna, and a twin
to be named later.
Haiku # 11151, June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by boo
Asses, get me off
but I have never stuck yours
smell your own cigar
Haiku # 11150, June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
re-puke-lickins in
a snit, shouldn't have to share
the democracy...
...witch ain't
Haiku # 11149, June 6, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by unconceding
strippin' wiccan bites!
you are blessed by good fortune
except on the prick
Haiku # 11148, June 6, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ap
I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!
Haiku # 11147, June 6, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by haan! of haaa
Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...
Haiku # 11146, June 6, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by glug! of Glug!
Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day
Haiku # 11145, June 6, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'
Haiku # 11144, June 6, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by ap
back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later
Haiku # 11143, June 6, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you

Haiku # 11142, June 6, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed
Haiku # 11141, June 6, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here

Haiku # 11140, June 6, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
wicca and belthane
teevee and belaire: two most
likely to compete
Haiku # 11139, June 6, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by boo
"Those Burning Times again"
Is John Walsh right to point
Wicca with Satanism on
America's Most Wanted?
Haiku # 11138, June 6, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Moxie of well
missed the three o three
all Mellie needed was sleep
she passed that deadline
Haiku # 11137, June 6, 2001 4:48 am ET
by mellie
With a whirl, that girl,
that grain's turned into a pearl
a mind to unfurl
Haiku # 11136, June 5, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
circumcised granny
circumspection her forte
despoiled bollocks
Haiku # 11135, June 5, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ap
I wish I could cheer
Mel up because I think she's
vedy vedy much ok
by me...

Queen of Swords...remember Queen of Swords!!!
Haiku # 11134, June 5, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Mox
o-oh, w-w-way
b-b--b-back th-th-there -
uh... w-way b-back...
Haiku # 11133, June 5, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by unconceding
wh-wh-wh-wh-where's
h-h-he s-s-ss-say
th-th-th-that, unc?
Haiku # 11132, June 5, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by boo
buh-buh-buh-buh-BOO,
un-un-unconceding sez,
"th-th-that's all, folks!"
Haiku # 11131, June 5, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by unconceding
Un-un-un-un-un-
unconceding can count but
he don't count for much
Haiku # 11130, June 5, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by unconceding
it's three o two now
I should be dead to the world
I need a bullet
Haiku # 11129, June 5, 2001 1:03 pm ET
by mellie
that's a wise grandma
you may tackle me in fact
great expectations
Haiku # 11128, June 5, 2001 10:57 am ET
by mellie
Stare in disbelief
The damn server fails again
I dislike NT
Haiku # 11127, June 5, 2001 8:42 am ET
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Extra. Sugar free
It has laxative effects
Better stop chewing
Haiku # 11126, June 5, 2001 8:41 am ET
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Small, black, velvet bag
It came free with my walkman
But good for nothing
Haiku # 11125, June 5, 2001 8:41 am ET
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Curvy and Peachy
I look as she walks past me
I am such a letch
Haiku # 11124, June 5, 2001 8:40 am ET
by limey tank of DIT
Squat, blue and yellow
Claims to be isotonic
Lucozade bottle
Haiku # 11123, June 5, 2001 8:40 am ET
by limey tank of DIT
+ : running running
+ : running through the jungle
+ : can you smell the heat?
Haiku # 11122, June 4, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by argh
heavenly legspread
fuck it with a big ol' cross
prono with jesus
Haiku # 11121, June 4, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by argh
Texas, technical
ass of the u s of a,
bet yer split-tailed beehind.
Haiku # 11120, June 4, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Dubya, light my fart TX
East by west and trial by
on line fire, and Jesus was Lord
but I added Goddess to the song
Haiku # 11119, June 4, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Moxie
feeling super blessed,
received more than I deserve,
Jesus is the Lord!
Haiku # 11118, June 4, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
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