what the fuck is 'californey' anyway?
by btx
you are cocksuckers
at least when writing haiku
your work is doo-doo
by btx
flutterbys are free
coast more in californey
flitter fly by me
by Miss Everything
rapid any trunks
doesn't bet you could if wish
THAT wonder wooden
by Miss Everything
knowledge incomplete
restrict hot air emissions
under mister bush
air is foulest there
it's something really stinky
someone tell him now
by mellie
Dictionary site
speaks only meaning, not truth
I use apothegm
by Betty LeBomb
The final score was
Betty, seventy-seven
wiener dogs, zero
by Betty LeBomb
Eastern eastern cow
sitting there not wondering how
secrets of the Tao
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my blue sky
by Betty LeBomb
Gurtle turtle tree
someone grew a pearl in me
sinking deepest sea
by Betty LeBomb
eight times five is nice
forty seems almost too right
maybe eleven
by Betty LeBomb
Up down all around
squares and circles falling down
up around and down
by Betty LeBomb
Frogs rise up en masse!
bring us to the new order!
end the tyranny!
by Betty LeBomb
Hopping frog spotted
scrubing off his ugly spots
vainly floating frog
by Betty LeBomb
no one used haiku
1-1-1-6-9, but it
wasn't saved for me.
now I must wait for
1-1-2-6-9 to show
my thanks, but no thanks.
by Miss Everything
poor teva being
bored to death by you. why not
break her other hip.
by boo
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke here hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
by Michael Longo of Philly
sex with raver girl
police come take me away
said she was eighteen
by badidea
by default you are
always at the top of my
fav party guest list
by Anonymous Poet
the bite hurt and bled
hand in the air, a trophy
at home, bleach-doused
by rrruuuT! of Ruuut!
In all eight directions
no Beasts, no funny dates...
if she strips and bites, ouch
give that girl a tip
by Moxie
married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it
by kooot! of kaaat!
Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high
by Betty LeBomb
Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy
by Betty LeBomb
Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe
by Betty LeBomb
moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple
by ash
there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?
by ash
twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together
by ash
different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?
by ash
urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll
by mellie
When stomach's a boiling
Asshole is fix'in to blow
Need a new o-ring
by thechillibuddah
does jealousy hurt
or should it be a blessing
in relationships
by WK
jack asses, get THEM
off. Get a kick out of it.
then yer ass is grass!
by boo
stripper wicced!? So's
laura, Jenna, and a twin
to be named later.
by boo
Asses, get me off
but I have never stuck yours
smell your own cigar
by Betty LeBomb
re-puke-lickins in
a snit, shouldn't have to share
the democracy...
...witch ain't
by unconceding
strippin' wiccan bites!
you are blessed by good fortune
except on the prick
by ap
I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!
by haan! of haaa
Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...
by glug! of Glug!
Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day
by Betty LeBomb
five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'
by ap
back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later
by Anonymous Poet
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you
by Betty LeBomb
The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed
by Betty LeBomb
Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here
by Betty LeBomb
