Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Up down all around
squares and circles falling down
up around and down
Haiku # 11178, June 7, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Frogs rise up en masse!
bring us to the new order!
end the tyranny!
Haiku # 11177, June 7, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hopping frog spotted
scrubing off his ugly spots
vainly floating frog
Haiku # 11176, June 7, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
no one used haiku
1-1-1-6-9, but it
wasn't saved for me.

now I must wait for
1-1-2-6-9 to show
my thanks, but no thanks.
Haiku # 11175, June 7, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by Miss Everything
poor teva being
bored to death by you. why not
break her other hip.
Haiku # 11174, June 7, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by boo
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11173, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11172, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11171, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke here hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11170, June 7, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Haiku # 11169, June 7, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex with raver girl
police come take me away
said she was eighteen
Haiku # 11168, June 7, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by badidea
by default you are
always at the top of my
fav party guest list
Haiku # 11167, June 7, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bite hurt and bled
hand in the air, a trophy
at home, bleach-doused
Haiku # 11166, June 7, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by rrruuuT! of Ruuut!
In all eight directions
no Beasts, no funny dates...
if she strips and bites, ouch
give that girl a tip
Haiku # 11165, June 7, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Moxie
married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it
Haiku # 11164, June 7, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by kooot! of kaaat!
Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high
Haiku # 11163, June 7, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy
Haiku # 11162, June 7, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe
Haiku # 11161, June 7, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple
Haiku # 11160, June 7, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ash
there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?
Haiku # 11159, June 7, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together
Haiku # 11158, June 7, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ash
different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?
Haiku # 11157, June 7, 2001 8:41 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11156, June 7, 2001 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll
Haiku # 11155, June 7, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie
When stomach's a boiling
Asshole is fix'in to blow
Need a new o-ring
Haiku # 11154, June 7, 2001 1:41 am ET
by thechillibuddah
does jealousy hurt
or should it be a blessing
in relationships
Haiku # 11153, June 6, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by WK
jack asses, get THEM
off. Get a kick out of it.
then yer ass is grass!
Haiku # 11152, June 6, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by boo
stripper wicced!? So's
laura, Jenna, and a twin
to be named later.
Haiku # 11151, June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by boo
Asses, get me off
but I have never stuck yours
smell your own cigar
Haiku # 11150, June 6, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
re-puke-lickins in
a snit, shouldn't have to share
the democracy...
...witch ain't
Haiku # 11149, June 6, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by unconceding
strippin' wiccan bites!
you are blessed by good fortune
except on the prick
Haiku # 11148, June 6, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ap
I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!
Haiku # 11147, June 6, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by haan! of haaa
Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...
Haiku # 11146, June 6, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by glug! of Glug!
Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day
Haiku # 11145, June 6, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'
Haiku # 11144, June 6, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by ap
back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later
Haiku # 11143, June 6, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you

Haiku # 11142, June 6, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed
Haiku # 11141, June 6, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here

Haiku # 11140, June 6, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
wicca and belthane
teevee and belaire: two most
likely to compete
Haiku # 11139, June 6, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by boo
"Those Burning Times again"
Is John Walsh right to point
Wicca with Satanism on
America's Most Wanted?
Haiku # 11138, June 6, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Moxie of well
missed the three o three
all Mellie needed was sleep
she passed that deadline
Haiku # 11137, June 6, 2001 4:48 am ET
by mellie
With a whirl, that girl,
that grain's turned into a pearl
a mind to unfurl
Haiku # 11136, June 5, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
circumcised granny
circumspection her forte
despoiled bollocks
Haiku # 11135, June 5, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ap
I wish I could cheer
Mel up because I think she's
vedy vedy much ok
by me...

Queen of Swords...remember Queen of Swords!!!
Haiku # 11134, June 5, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Mox
o-oh, w-w-way
b-b--b-back th-th-there -
uh... w-way b-back...
Haiku # 11133, June 5, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by unconceding
wh-wh-wh-wh-where's
h-h-he s-s-ss-say
th-th-th-that, unc?
Haiku # 11132, June 5, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by boo
buh-buh-buh-buh-BOO,
un-un-unconceding sez,
"th-th-that's all, folks!"
Haiku # 11131, June 5, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by unconceding
Un-un-un-un-un-
unconceding can count but
he don't count for much
Haiku # 11130, June 5, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by unconceding
it's three o two now
I should be dead to the world
I need a bullet
Haiku # 11129, June 5, 2001 1:03 pm ET
by mellie
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