Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
voter rights denied,
"legitimacy" is not
the issue intent

even the suspects,
george, harris, and jeb, say the
faults took correction
Haiku # 11203 June 9, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
but those faults were still
CRIMES - BeFore those corrections
and hidden motives

and motive intent
doesn't have to be proved - cuz
fraud is SO heinous
Haiku # 11202 June 9, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
the problem is the
illegitimacy of
fraudulent elects

your partison, "oink!"
that the report undermines
only what facts PROVE

why weren't the chads punched
out? conspiracy to
see ballots denied!
Haiku # 11201 June 9, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
after a few of
you go to jail for corrupt
dictatorship, please...

then the goopy GOP
can get back to buying votes
with tax break promise
Haiku # 11200 June 9, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
three engineers here
fantastic blonde exits truck
men admire truck
Haiku # 11199 June 9, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by ap this is true
Geeks of all flavors
May find virtue in crafted
lines of syllables.
Haiku # 11198 June 9, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Phaedrus
there's nothing up here
warming to the task on hand
I gave in to me
Haiku # 11197 June 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by mellie
June 8th yielded so
Few haiku so I wonder
What's up in the land
Haiku # 11196 June 9, 2001 2:33 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 11195 June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11194 June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11193 June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11192 June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11191 June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11190 June 9, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what the fuck is 'californey' anyway?
Haiku # 11189 June 9, 2001 1:37 am ET
by btx
you are cocksuckers
at least when writing haiku
your work is doo-doo
Haiku # 11188 June 9, 2001 1:36 am ET
by btx
flutterbys are free
coast more in californey
flitter fly by me
Haiku # 11187 June 8, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Miss Everything
rapid any trunks
doesn't bet you could if wish
THAT wonder wooden
Haiku # 11186 June 8, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
knowledge incomplete
restrict hot air emissions
under mister bush

air is foulest there
it's something really stinky
someone tell him now
Haiku # 11185 June 8, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
Dictionary site
speaks only meaning, not truth
I use apothegm
Haiku # 11184 June 7, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The final score was
Betty, seventy-seven
wiener dogs, zero
Haiku # 11183 June 7, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eastern eastern cow
sitting there not wondering how
secrets of the Tao
Haiku # 11182 June 7, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my blue sky

Haiku # 11181 June 7, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gurtle turtle tree
someone grew a pearl in me
sinking deepest sea
Haiku # 11180 June 7, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
eight times five is nice
forty seems almost too right
maybe eleven
Haiku # 11179 June 7, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Up down all around
squares and circles falling down
up around and down
Haiku # 11178 June 7, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Frogs rise up en masse!
bring us to the new order!
end the tyranny!
Haiku # 11177 June 7, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hopping frog spotted
scrubing off his ugly spots
vainly floating frog
Haiku # 11176 June 7, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
no one used haiku
1-1-1-6-9, but it
wasn't saved for me.

now I must wait for
1-1-2-6-9 to show
my thanks, but no thanks.
Haiku # 11175 June 7, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by Miss Everything
poor teva being
bored to death by you. why not
break her other hip.
Haiku # 11174 June 7, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by boo
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11173 June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11172 June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11171 June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke here hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11170 June 7, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Haiku # 11169 June 7, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex with raver girl
police come take me away
said she was eighteen
Haiku # 11168 June 7, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by badidea
by default you are
always at the top of my
fav party guest list
Haiku # 11167 June 7, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bite hurt and bled
hand in the air, a trophy
at home, bleach-doused
Haiku # 11166 June 7, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by rrruuuT! of Ruuut!
In all eight directions
no Beasts, no funny dates...
if she strips and bites, ouch
give that girl a tip
Haiku # 11165 June 7, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Moxie
married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it
Haiku # 11164 June 7, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by kooot! of kaaat!
Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high
Haiku # 11163 June 7, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy
Haiku # 11162 June 7, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe
Haiku # 11161 June 7, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple
Haiku # 11160 June 7, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ash
there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?
Haiku # 11159 June 7, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together
Haiku # 11158 June 7, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ash
different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?
Haiku # 11157 June 7, 2001 8:41 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11156 June 7, 2001 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll
Haiku # 11155 June 7, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie
When stomach's a boiling
Asshole is fix'in to blow
Need a new o-ring
Haiku # 11154 June 7, 2001 1:41 am ET
by thechillibuddah