sauerkraut and pork
mashed potatoes and lager
wife screams for mercy
by ap
Kennedys can watch
All they want. Don't matter--they're
All dead anyway...
by Michael Longo of Phillydelphia
Misguided Longo
The Kennedy's are watching
They'll break your hip too
by Teva of LA
alledged a grievance
to the repugnant four witches'
tanned, "au natural" undergrads.
by McVeigh
Teva I love your
Broken hips and ugly lips
Because "I'm Rose Too!"
by Michael Longo of Philly
Mike Longo you freak
Why must you bother me so
You who smells my rose
by Teva of LA
phew I really must
blurt it out for lentil soup
brontophobia
by mellie
Dead Now. a life for
oklahoma's for waco...
children are children.
by McVeigh
Dead Now. the truth can
come out and it won't save me
or "John 'fucking' Doe".
by McVeigh
Macho on the march
too much alone, driven by
hormones and beer
by Moxie
Haiku is stuck, now
it is hiding from morning
still wrapped in blankets
by Betty LeBomb
noted soprano
tone's off key baton down hatch
reaching fever pitch
by mellie
just say no to drugs
give that man an injection
irony kills me
by ash
sick killing sicko
sedately close circuit down
it's a big cop-out
by mellie
between you and me
i like it best with nothing
between you and me
by ash
i had a great time
sent my liver to rehab
and my brain to bed
by ash
tickles you digger!
he tickles everything
he's stimulating
he is my master
my teacher my haiku mate
he gets me going
ash has devotees
he is a man in his prime
he's my kind of bloke
by mellie
Almost miss the plane
Avidly reading haiku
Ash tickles my brain
by digger
In my morning wake
the smell of you greets me in
my morning shower
by Betty LeBomb
thirty minutes in
I was born for this honey
come on baby cum
by mellie
but five years from now
by ap
no pussy for me
for at least five or six days
then she will give in
by ap
pissed off wife carps on
got drunk with mates in the pub
pay day will fix all
by ap
mellie drives me nuts
over twelve thousand miles
hormones drip freely
by ap
now what's this I hear
about mixing sex, politics
and religion...hmm
by Moxie
Sundays and Haiku
are always so much nicer
when sex is involved
by Betty LeBomb of ( thanks )
This color I dreamed
is between purple and green
is named laverine
by Betty LeBomb
me innocently
go on to bad haiku page
end up with long board
by bruce
I see in my dreams
colors that haven't been seen
beyond blue and green
by Betty LeBomb
I can't change the world
nor, will I ever change you
I only change me
by Betty LeBomb
Last chance to dance trance
plays low behind me, peering
over my shoulder
by Betty LeBomb
Sunken in flowers
green grass and a sky so blue
I lay here with you
by Betty LeBomb
Thirty minutes in
my face is starting to numb
no, honey... don't come
by Betty LeBomb
closely shaved pussy
sensationally sexy
silky slippery sleek
by mellie
weilding the razor
takes a steady hand and yet
I can wet myself
sweetie take care now
you know what this does to me
how can I lie still?
by mellie
essence of flavor
is best savored when pussy
is wet, closely shaved.
by ap
let's have a look now
appearance is second to
excellent flavor
by ap
opportunity
oral gratification
mutual pleasure
by ap
mine two are ok
gentlemen have commented
were they sucking-up?
by mellie
long boards regattas
blue water classically
simply perfection
by mellie
they seem big enough
for me ap, and I told
her so you should too
by Anonymous Poet
wife's tits are not big
Just nice Just nice small nipples
This is my heaven
by ap
politics is not
typically the a subject
of artful discourse
by ap
politics are for
feeble minded deluded
fools with small peckers
by ap
I went fishin' too.
Tomorrow I will sail.
My wife has nice tits.
by ap
Uhhh... who gives a fuck?
I got drunk and fucked today.
You watched CNN?
by ap
i read the haiku
although I don't disagree
this is what i hear
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
by jg-bigg'ems
in signal versus
noise... i only hear loud noise
haiku needs signal
by jg-bigg'ems
Abigail Thernstrom,
you called it, "an ongoing
act to undermine..."
the report ofd the
commission you're appointed
to, fact find the crime!
by Abigail's Anne
