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Haiku # 11204, June 9, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voter rights denied,
"legitimacy" is not
the issue intent

even the suspects,
george, harris, and jeb, say the
faults took correction
Haiku # 11203, June 9, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
but those faults were still
CRIMES - BeFore those corrections
and hidden motives

and motive intent
doesn't have to be proved - cuz
fraud is SO heinous
Haiku # 11202, June 9, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
the problem is the
illegitimacy of
fraudulent elects

your partison, "oink!"
that the report undermines
only what facts PROVE

why weren't the chads punched
out? conspiracy to
see ballots denied!
Haiku # 11201, June 9, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
after a few of
you go to jail for corrupt
dictatorship, please...

then the goopy GOP
can get back to buying votes
with tax break promise
Haiku # 11200, June 9, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Abigail's Anne
three engineers here
fantastic blonde exits truck
men admire truck
Haiku # 11199, June 9, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by ap this is true
Geeks of all flavors
May find virtue in crafted
lines of syllables.
Haiku # 11198, June 9, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Phaedrus
there's nothing up here
warming to the task on hand
I gave in to me
Haiku # 11197, June 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by mellie
June 8th yielded so
Few haiku so I wonder
What's up in the land
Haiku # 11196, June 9, 2001 2:33 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 11195, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11194, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11193, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11192, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11191, June 9, 2001 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11190, June 9, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what the fuck is 'californey' anyway?
Haiku # 11189, June 9, 2001 1:37 am ET
by btx
you are cocksuckers
at least when writing haiku
your work is doo-doo
Haiku # 11188, June 9, 2001 1:36 am ET
by btx
flutterbys are free
coast more in californey
flitter fly by me
Haiku # 11187, June 8, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Miss Everything
rapid any trunks
doesn't bet you could if wish
THAT wonder wooden
Haiku # 11186, June 8, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
knowledge incomplete
restrict hot air emissions
under mister bush

air is foulest there
it's something really stinky
someone tell him now
Haiku # 11185, June 8, 2001 6:50 am ET
by mellie
Dictionary site
speaks only meaning, not truth
I use apothegm
Haiku # 11184, June 7, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The final score was
Betty, seventy-seven
wiener dogs, zero
Haiku # 11183, June 7, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eastern eastern cow
sitting there not wondering how
secrets of the Tao
Haiku # 11182, June 7, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my blue sky

Haiku # 11181, June 7, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gurtle turtle tree
someone grew a pearl in me
sinking deepest sea
Haiku # 11180, June 7, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
eight times five is nice
forty seems almost too right
maybe eleven
Haiku # 11179, June 7, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Up down all around
squares and circles falling down
up around and down
Haiku # 11178, June 7, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Frogs rise up en masse!
bring us to the new order!
end the tyranny!
Haiku # 11177, June 7, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hopping frog spotted
scrubing off his ugly spots
vainly floating frog
Haiku # 11176, June 7, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
no one used haiku
1-1-1-6-9, but it
wasn't saved for me.

now I must wait for
1-1-2-6-9 to show
my thanks, but no thanks.
Haiku # 11175, June 7, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by Miss Everything
poor teva being
bored to death by you. why not
break her other hip.
Haiku # 11174, June 7, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by boo
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11173, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11172, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11171, June 7, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Mike Longo of Philly
My old pal Teva
Broke here hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva
Haiku # 11170, June 7, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Michael Longo of Philly
Haiku # 11169, June 7, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex with raver girl
police come take me away
said she was eighteen
Haiku # 11168, June 7, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by badidea
by default you are
always at the top of my
fav party guest list
Haiku # 11167, June 7, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the bite hurt and bled
hand in the air, a trophy
at home, bleach-doused
Haiku # 11166, June 7, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by rrruuuT! of Ruuut!
In all eight directions
no Beasts, no funny dates...
if she strips and bites, ouch
give that girl a tip
Haiku # 11165, June 7, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Moxie
married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it
Haiku # 11164, June 7, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by kooot! of kaaat!
Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high
Haiku # 11163, June 7, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy
Haiku # 11162, June 7, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe
Haiku # 11161, June 7, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple
Haiku # 11160, June 7, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ash
there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?
Haiku # 11159, June 7, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ash
twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together
Haiku # 11158, June 7, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ash
different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?
Haiku # 11157, June 7, 2001 8:41 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11156, June 7, 2001 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll
Haiku # 11155, June 7, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie
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